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The Trouble with Harry Quotes

The Trouble with Harry is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Trouble with Harry stopped airing in 1970.

It features Alfred Hitchcock as producer, Bernard Herrmann in charge of musical score, and Robert Burks as head of cinematography.

The Trouble with Harry is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Edmund Gwenn as Capt. Wiles, John Forsythe as Sam Marlowe, Shirley MacLaine as Jennifer Rogers, and Jerry Mathers as Arnie.

The Trouble with Harry Quotes

John Forsythe as Sam Marlowe

  • (John Forsythe) "Perharps I'll come back tomorrow."
  • (Jerry Mathers) "When's that?"
  • (John Forsythe) "The day after today."
  • (Jerry Mathers) "That's yesterday. Today's tomorrow."
  • (John Forsythe) "It was."
  • (Jerry Mathers) "When was tomorrow yesterday?"
  • (John Forsythe) "Today."
  • (Jerry Mathers) "Oh, sure. Yesterday."
  • (John Forsythe) "I think, Captain Wiles, we're tangled up in a murder."
  • (Edmund Gwenn) "Murder. If it's murder who dunnit?"
  • (John Forsythe) "Who did it?"
  • (Edmund Gwenn) "That's what I say, whodunnit?"
  • (John Forsythe) "Didn't know you had such a pretty mother, Arnie."
  • (Jerry Mathers) "You think she's pretty, you should see my slingshot."
  • (John Forsythe) "Let's get Harry and pop him in."
  • (Edmund Gwenn) "With hasty reverence."

Edmund Gwenn as Capt. Wiles

  • (Edmund Gwenn) "Blessed are they who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed."
  • (Edmund Gwenn) "Next thing you know they'll be televising the whole thing."
  • (Edmund Gwenn) "Coming home from Madagascar once we had a fireman on board who hit his head on a brick wall and died two days later."
  • (John Forsythe) "Where did he find a brick wall on board a ship?"
  • (Edmund Gwenn) "Mmmm -- that's what we always wondered."
  • (Edmund Gwenn) "Couldn't have had more people here if I'd sold tickets."

Shirley MacLaine as Jennifer Rogers

  • (Shirley MacLaine) "He looked exactly the same when he was alive, only he was vertical."
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "Lightly, Sam. I have a very short fuse."
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "You can stuff him, for all I care. Stuff him and put him in a glass case, only I'd suggest frosted glass."
  • (John Forsythe) "What did he do to you? Besides marry you."

Jerry Mathers as Arnie

  • (Jerry Mathers) "How do rabbits get born?"
  • (John Forsythe) "Same way elephants do."

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