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Two Weeks Notice Quotes

Two Weeks Notice is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Two Weeks Notice stopped airing in 1970.

It features Sandra Bullock as producer, John Powell (composer) in charge of musical score, and László Kovács (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Two Weeks Notice is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Two Weeks Notice is 101 minutes long. Two Weeks Notice is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Hugh Grant as George Wade, Sandra Bullock as Lucy Kelson, Heather Burns as Meryl Brooks, Dana Ivey as Ruth Kelson, Robert Klein as Larry Kelson, Jonathan Dokuchitz as Tom, Sharon Wilkins as Polly St. Clair, David Haig as Howard Wade, Francie Swift as Lauren Wade, Alicia Witt as June Carter, Dorian Missick as Tony, Charlotte Maier as Helen Wade, and Veanne Cox as Norman.

Two Weeks Notice Quotes

Hugh Grant as George Wade

  • (Hugh Grant) "I'm now poor. When I say I'm poor, I mean we may have to share a helicopter with another family."
  • (Hugh Grant) "This whole project is worth about 50 million in profits."
  • (Dana Ivey) "No offense, but I think it's immoral for one person to acquire that much wealth. How do you sleep at night?"
  • (Hugh Grant) "Well, I have a machine that simulates the sound of the ocean."
  • (Robert Klein) "Do those really work?"
  • (Hugh Grant) "Oh, yes, quite well actually."
  • (Hugh Grant) "You make Gandhi look like a used cars salesman."
  • (Hugh Grant) "I need your advice on one last thing, then I promise you will never hear from me again. You see, I've just delivered the first speech I've written entirely by myself since we met, and I think I may have blown it. I want to ask your thoughts. Okay? Then I will read it to you. I'd like to welcome everyone on this special day. Island Towers will bring glamour and prestige to the neighborhood and become part of Brooklyn's renaissance. And I'm very pleased and proud to be here. Unfortunately, there is one fly in the ointment. You see, I gave my word to someone that we wouldn't knock down this building behind me. And normally, and those of you who know me or were married to me can attest to this, my word wouldn't mean very much. So why does it this time? Well, partly because this building is an architectural gem and deserves to be landmarked and partly because people really do need a place to do senior's water ballet and CPR. Preferably not together. But mainly because this person, despite being unusually stubborn and unwilling to compromise and a very poor dresser, is -- she's rather like the building she loves so much. A little rough around the edges but, when you look closely, absolutely beautiful. And the only one of her kind. And even though I've said cruel things and driven her away, she's become the voice in my head. And I can't seem to drown her out. And I don't want to drown her out. So, we are going to keep the community center. Because I gave my word to her and because we gave our word to the community. And I didn't sleep with June. That's not in the speech, that's just me letting you know that important fact. What do you think?"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "I have to get back to work."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Right. Right, yes. Sorry to disturb you. Congratulations, again, Polly."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Aside from the split infinitive that was somewhere in the middle, that speech was actually quite perfect, wasn't it?"
  • (Sharon Wilkins) "Yeah. I don't know what the hell you're still doing sitting here. And I don't even like him."
  • (Hugh Grant) "What do you think of this? Too ornate? Or do you think it's -- beltacular."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Divorce always gives me an appetite. Kabob?"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "No thanks. I've never really warmed to the idea of a flesh popsicle."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Well, we obviously can't leave you alone with that stapler."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Sorry everyone. Did I miss the blessed event?"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Check with me before you talk."
  • (Hugh Grant) "I find you -- annoying."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Yes, she is terrifying. I thought she was going to kill me and feed me to the poor."
  • (Hugh Grant) "If you have to go, just -- go."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "What? What am I, five years old? This is my car."
  • (Hugh Grant) "It's only a Volvo."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "People just don't go in Volvos."
  • (Hugh Grant) "I'll buy you another Volvo."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "No. Besides, that is the only thing you'll ever remember about me -- that I'm the woman who went on the front seat."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Well, that would be hard to forget."
  • (Hugh Grant) "I own the hotel, and I live there. My life is very much like Monopoly."
  • (Hugh Grant) "And did you tell Billy you loved him? Did you say, 'Billy, I love you'?"
  • (Hugh Grant) "Before you came into my life I could make all kinds of decisions, now I can't, I'm addicted, I have to know what you think."
  • (Hugh Grant) "What do you think?"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "George, I think you are the most selfish human being on the planet."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Well that's just silly. Have you met everybody on the planet?"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Goodbye George."

Sandra Bullock as Lucy Kelson

  • (Sandra Bullock) "So do we have a -- a deal?"
  • (Hugh Grant) "No. I want something else from you."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Oh, no. I am fully aware of your reputation and there's no way you're getting -- that. No."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Getting what?"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "You know what. Sex. There's no way you're getting -- that. No."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Well, that would be nice. But what I really need is a new chief counsel."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Honestly, I think I'd rather have the sex."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "I'll give you a twenty for your cab."
  • (Man Getting into Cab) "Keep your twenty and have dinner with me."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "You keep your dinner, I'll keep my twenty, and we'll call it a deal."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "The man you're dancing with is deeply troubled. You're much too young to be trading yourself like a stock on the Nasdaq to a man who will not be remembering your name -- or his in the morning, is still married, and recently developed a very suspicious rash. Now go home, finish high school and reach your potential."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Oh, well, I can swing a racket."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Yes I know, at my head, I've experienced it."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Please don't tell me you called me out of a wedding to pick out a suit."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "That was really a nice speech you just made, and I'm really going to miss everyone here at Wade. Um -- there are a million memories I wouldn't trade. And if you're ever accused of murder you can find me at Legal Aid."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Hi, Mr. Wong, it's Lucy Kelson. I need one No. 13, two No. 7's --"
  • (Hugh Grant) "I can't believe how small this apartment is, it's actually shocking."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "I need three No. 8's, no garlic --"
  • (Hugh Grant) "It's a very good thing your parents went to the movies, we'd never have squeezed in."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "I need one No. 7 and --"
  • (Hugh Grant) "You realize, I can actually move from one side of this apartment to the other in 6 seconds. Watch this,"
  • (Hugh Grant) "one --"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "-- and a No. 11, please. No, actually, this is for two."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "George, I think you're the most selfish human being on the planet."
  • (Hugh Grant) "That is silly. Have you met everyone in our planet?"
  • (Paul the Attorney) "Actually, our prosecuting attorney who quit yesterday called this morning and decided to come back."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "When did Mr. Wade call?"
  • (Paul the Attorney) "Mr. Wade didn't call."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "WHEN?"
  • (Paul the Attorney) "Maybe about an hour ago."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Oh good, while you're at it, be sure to massage his cloven hoof."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Girls, I'm starting to feel a pain in my ass --"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "What did I tell you that defines an emergency?"
  • (Hugh Grant) "A large meteoroid, severe blood loss and uh -- what was the other thing?"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Death. And you're not dead."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "You're referring to the alleged infidelity?"
  • (Francie Swift) "Alleged? He was having sex with her in our bed."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Well, I knew how worried you were about getting anything on that sofa."

Heather Burns as Meryl Brooks

  • (Heather Burns) "It was a fight for Tom, and it was the best thing I ever did."
  • (Jonathan Dokuchitz) "Everything all right down there?"
  • (Heather Burns) "Not now. EVERYTHING is not about you."
  • (Heather Burns) "Come on, I've known you since Brownies, and the only time I ever saw you cry was when Bush won."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Which one?"
  • (Heather Burns) "Well, both of them."
  • (Heather Burns) "You should have gone with George."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "He asked June."
  • (Heather Burns) "He asked you too."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "He asked me too? How many women does a man need to take to dinner? Maybe in Utah."
  • (Heather Burns) "I used to be afraid of being alone, then I got married. Now I'll never be alone again --"

Veanne Cox as Norman

  • (Veanne Cox) "A rolling stone gathers no moss / So you're leaving with your antacids and floss / Our hair we may toss / But we are at a loss / Because you are the world's best boss."

Alicia Witt as June Carter

  • (Alicia Witt) "Do you know what I like even more than chess?"
  • (Hugh Grant) "Pokémon?"

David Haig as Howard Wade

  • (David Haig) "You need someone who can write a brief instead of removing yours."

Robert Klein as Larry Kelson

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Dorian Missick as Tony

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Charlotte Maier as Helen Wade

  • (Charlotte Maier) "Would you like anything?"
  • (Hugh Grant) "I'd love some Milk Duds."
  • (Charlotte Maier) "We don't have any, I could send out for one."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Oh, no, don't be ridiculous. If you're going to send out, get a whole box."

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