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Used Cars Quotes

Used Cars is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Used Cars stopped airing in 1970.

It features Bob Gale as producer, Patrick Williams (composer) in charge of musical score, and Donald M. Morgan as head of cinematography.

Used Cars is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Used Cars is 113 minutes long. Used Cars is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Kurt Russell as Rudy, Gerrit Graham as Jeff, Jack Warden as Roy L. Fuchs, Deborah Harmon as Barbara Jane Fuchs, Frank McRae as Jim, David Lander as Freddie, Jack Warden as Roy, Cheryl Rixon as Margaret, Woodrow Parfrey as Mr. Chartner, Al Lewis as Judge H. H. Harrison, Joe Flaherty as Sam Slaton, Alfonso Arau as Manuel, and Michael Talbott as Mickey.

Used Cars Quotes

Woodrow Parfrey as Mr. Chartner

  • (Woodrow Parfrey) "What have I done to the children?"

Kurt Russell as Rudy

  • (Kurt Russell) "Hey, morning, Roy."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Same to you, asshole."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Margaret, let's take a look under the hood, shall we?"
  • (Cheryl Rixon) "WHAT."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Luke told me that if you came around here to have you arrested for trespassing. Now, are you going to leave, or are we going to have to call the cops?"
  • (Gerrit Graham) "Yeah, do we have to call the cops?"
  • (Jack Warden) "What are you, a f***ing parrot?"
  • (Joe Flaherty) "Come on, Roy. Let's go."
  • (Jack Warden) "Suck-ass son of a bitch."
  • (Kurt Russell) "You're going to love it, Stan. Trust me."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Ah, s***. There goes a perfectly good bumper sticker."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Trust me."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Come on down to New Deal used cars --"
  • (Cheryl Rixon) "AAAAAAAHHHH."
  • (Kurt Russell) "-- come on down and squeeze on us."
  • (Kurt Russell) "So. Roy L -- What can I do you for?"
  • (Jack Warden) "Uhhh -- I'd like to talk to my brother."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Well, you're gonna have to talk kinda loud. He left for Miami late last night."
  • (Jack Warden) "Miami?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "Yeah. Miami Beach."
  • (Jack Warden) "Miami Beach?"
  • (Gerrit Graham) "Florida."
  • (Jack Warden) "I know where the f*** Miami Beach is, dummy."
  • (Big Jim) "I don't know Rudy. I ain't never sold no damn cars before."
  • (Kurt Russell) "It's easy Jim. All you have to do is get them in that car. Nothing sells a car better than a car itself. Now remember this you have to get their confidence, get their friendship, get their trust. Then get their money."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Oww, f***."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Charlie, I broke my back getting you this deal. You know that --"
  • (Charlie) "Fifty bucks never killed anybody."
  • (Kurt Russell) "You're not going to find another deal like this anywhere in town."
  • (Charlie) "Fifty bucks never killed anybody."
  • (Kurt Russell) "We shook hands on this -- a deal's a deal."
  • (Charlie) "Fifty bucks never --"
  • (Kurt Russell) "Okay Charlie, you got it, you win; I'll see what I can do -- But I'm telling ya, my boss sees these figures, he's going to have a stroke."
  • (Charlie) "What's he trying to pull? Fifty bucks never killed anybody."
  • (Charlie) "Okay, it's a deal, it's a deal. I'll sign. I'll sign."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Manuei. What the hell are you using; water based paint?"
  • (Alfonso Arau) "Sure. How much rain do we get around here anyway? If you don't like these, I'll get you some others. Here is my inventory."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Manuel, this is a picture of 250 cars. I can't make a deal on a picture. Take these around back and I'll think of something."

Gerrit Graham as Jeff

  • (Gerrit Graham) "Don't let the little head do the thinking for the big head."
  • (Gerrit Graham) "Rudy, what the f*** is this? Rudy, this is a red car. Holy s***. A red chariot to take my ass straight to hell."
  • (President Carter) "-high inflation. What is the solution?"
  • (Gerrit Graham) "You want the solution to inflation? Hi, friends. Marshall Lucky here for New Deal Used Cars, where we're lowering inflation not only by fighting high prices, not only by murdering high prices, but by blowing the living s*** out of high prices. Yessir. Here's an example. It's a 1972 Cadillac Coupe DeVille, for sixty-two ninety-nine. That price is too high."
  • (Gerrit Graham) "Yessir. Here's another one. It's a Lincoln Continental, Mark IV, 1973. It's loaded. It's got air conditioning. It's got a stereo. It's got white-wall radial tires. It's got power steering, power brakes, power seats, power windows. And a price that is just too high."
  • (Gerrit Graham) "Yessir."
  • (Frank McRae) "YAAAAAAHHHH."
  • (David Lander) "Look out, Marshall Lucky. It's High Prices."
  • (Gerrit Graham) "Take this, you dirty ol' High Prices."
  • (Frank McRae) "AHHHH. Ya got me Marshall. Ahhhhh --"
  • (Gerrit Graham) "Jesus Christ."
  • (Gerrit Graham) "Yessir, that's New Deal Used Cars -- Now wait just a god**** minute. What the hell is this? Is this a 1974 Mercedes 450SL for twenty-four thousand dollars ? That's too f***ing high."
  • (Jack Warden) "You sonova bitch."
  • (Gerrit Graham) "Yessir. We blew the s*** out of that over-priced motherf***er just the way we blow the s*** out of all high prices, down here at New Deal Used Cars. So y'all come on down. Did you hear what I said? New Deal Used Cars. So y'all come on down. Did you hear what I said?"
  • (President Carter) "I have heard you, with unmistakable clarity --"
  • (Jack Warden) "You sonova bitch."
  • (FBI Inspector) "You want to give me that again?"
  • (Gerrit Graham) "Uh, well, yes. As I say, Inspector, I heard this large explosion and I rushed out, I couldn't tell what was going on. I saw the car over there in flames and all these strange little characters, you know, with towels on their heads, weird little goatees and stuff, running around yelling: "Ayatollah, Ayatollah." Then they all got in a car and drove away. I guess it was Iranian students out to discredit the American way of life. I can't imagine who else would do such a thing."

Michael Talbott as Mickey

  • (Michael Talbott) "I know how ya feel, Old Man. I had a dog once -- ran away -- only she got hit by a truck. Now what's the story on this '57 Chev here, uh $2400? C'mon, you gotta be jackin' me."
  • (Luke Fuchs) "Now son, you're lookin' at one of the finest automobiles on this lot. Y'know, I rebuilt that engine with my own two hands."
  • (Michael Talbott) "Does it run?"
  • (Luke Fuchs) "Does it run? Like a dream."
  • (Michael Talbott) "Well Old Man -- for $2400, it better run like a wet dream."

Al Lewis as Judge H. H. Harrison

  • (Al Lewis) "For uttering those contemptuous words in my presences, I'm goin' to have your balls in a sling."
  • (Al Lewis) "I know you're seeing the same thing with those beady little eyes I'm seeing, Mr. Slaton. That sure does look like a mile of cars to me."

Deborah Harmon as Barbara Jane Fuchs

  • (Deborah Harmon) "Come down and see the, uh, mile of cars we have on our lot."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Did she just say "mile of cars"? She said she had a "mile of cars"."
  • (Big Jim) "That's the most blatant claim of false advertising I ever heard in my life --"

Jack Warden as Roy L. Fuchs

  • (Jack Warden) "Now aren't you a little big to be playing in the f***ing mud?"
  • (Jack Warden) "I'll tell you something. This country is going to the dogs. You know, it used to be when you bought a politician, that son of a bitch stayed bought."

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