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Valiant (film) Quotes

Valiant (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Valiant stopped airing in 1970.

It features John H. Williams; Barnaby Thompson as producer, and George Fenton in charge of musical score.

Valiant (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Valiant (film) is 76 minutes long. Valiant (film) is distributed by Entertainment Film Distributors, and Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Tim Curry as Von Talon, John Cleese as Mercury, John Hurt as Felix, Ewan McGregor as Valiant, Pip Torrens as Lofty, Ricky Gervais as Bugsy, Sharon Horgan as Charles De Girl, Brian Lonsdale as Toughwood, Buckley Collum as Rollo, Dan Roberts as Tailfeather, Olivia Williams as Victoria, Rik Mayall as Cufflingk, Michael Schlingmann as Underlingk, and Jim Broadbent as Sergeant.

Valiant (film) Quotes

Olivia Williams as Victoria

  • (Olivia Williams) "I don't care if you're a hero or not, just concentrate on the getting back."

Pip Torrens as Lofty

  • (Pip Torrens) "Could you burp on cue?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Yeah, I can burp on all the letters, not just Q."
  • (Pip Torrens) "For a, quote, 'elite unit', unquote, they seem to be letting in anything with wings"
  • (Pip Torrens) ", including those flies circling your bottom."

Ewan McGregor as Valiant

  • (Ewan McGregor) "Quiet."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "It's not the size of your wingspan that counts, no, it's the size of your spirit."

Ricky Gervais as Bugsy

  • (Ricky Gervais) "I may not be very conscientious, but I do object."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "I've been SHANGHAIIIIED."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "How did you find us?"
  • (Sharon Horgan) "Well, the was the plane and the explosion. And the screaming, and the pleading. More screaming. The begging, the crying, the whining, whinging, yelling, boohooing --"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Yes, um, enough about that."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Definitely, yes."

Jim Broadbent as Sergeant

  • (Jim Broadbent) "Gentlemen you are the fliers of the FUTURE."
  • (Jim Broadbent) "The FAR future."

Rik Mayall as Cufflingk

  • (Rik Mayall) "You want us to pluck out his feathers?"
  • (Michael Schlingmann) "And -- heh -- CLIP his wings?"
  • (Rik Mayall) "HURT -- his feelings?"
  • (Tim Curry) "No, no, no, no. Worse. MUCH worse."
  • (Tim Curry) "We have ways of making you squawk."
  • (John Cleese) "Argh. What kind of birds are you?"

John Hurt as Felix

  • (John Hurt) "If it weren't for my wooden drumstick and this shrappnel in my poopdeck, I'd be out there right now."
  • (John Hurt) "It's not the size of your wingspan that counts. It's the size of your spirit."

Buckley Collum as Rollo

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Sharon Horgan as Charles De Girl

  • (Sharon Horgan) "I won't lie to you; you will definitely be eaten by falcons."

Tim Curry as Von Talon

  • (Tim Curry) "There will be awards, parades, and commemorative stamps."
  • (Tim Curry) "I'm a vegetarian."
  • (John Cleese) "And yet you wear a leather cape."

Dan Roberts as Tailfeather

  • (Dan Roberts) "Are you ready to drop?"
  • (Brian Lonsdale) "I think I may have dropped already."

Brian Lonsdale as Toughwood

  • (Brian Lonsdale) "France is scary."

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