White Hole (Red Dwarf) Quotes

White Hole (Red Dwarf) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . White Hole ended in 1970.

White Hole (Red Dwarf) Quotes

• (Holly) "Strike a light. I'm a genius again. I know everything. Metaphysics, philosophy, the purpose of being-everything. Ask me a question, any question, and I'll answer it."
• (Talkie Toaster) "Any question?"
• (Holly) "Yes."
• (Talkie Toaster) "How to break the speed of light? How to marry quantum mechanics and classical physics? Any question at all, truly anything and you will answer?"
• (Holly) "Yes."
• (Talkie Toaster) "OK, here's my question: Would you like some toast?"
• (Holly) "No, thank you. Now ask me another."
• (Talkie Toaster) "Do you know anything about the use of chaos theory in predicting weather cycles?"
• (Holly) "I know everything there is to know about chaos theory and predicting weather cycles."
• (Talkie Toaster) "Oh, very well. Here's my second question: Would you like a crumpet?"
• (Holly) "I'm a computer with an I.Q. of 12,000. You don't seem to understand; I know the meaning of the universe."
• (Talkie Toaster) "That's not answering my question."
• (Holly) "No, I would not like a crumpet. Now ask me a sensible question, preferably one that isn't bread related."
• (Talkie Toaster) "Very well. I have a third question. A sensible question. A question that will tax your new I.Q. to its very limits and stretch the sinews of you knowledge to bursting point."
• (Holly) "This is going to be about waffles, isn't it?"
• (Talkie Toaster) "Certainly not. And I resent the implication that I'm a one-dimensional, bread-obsessed electrical appliance."
• (Holly) "I apologise, toaster. What's the question?"
• (Talkie Toaster) "The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite -- would you like a toasted teacake?"
• (Holly) "That's another bready question."
• (Talkie Toaster) "It's not just bready. It's quite curranty, too."

• (Kryten) "But there are 53 doors from here to the science deck. How on Earth are we going to get through?"
• (The Cat) "Hey. I got it. We laser our way through."
• (Kryten) "Ah, an excellent plan, sir, with only two minor drawbacks. One, we don't have a power source for the lasers; and two, we don't have any lasers."

• (Kryten) "We'll cease to be here, because none of this is ever to have happened. But we will exist back on Red Dwarf with no memory of these events, which of course never happened. And as these events never happened, we'll have no memory of them."
• (Kryten) "In which case, Mr Rimmer, sir, I should like to take this opportunity to say that you are the most obnoxious, trumped-up, farty little smeghead that has ever been my misfortune to encounter."

• (Rimmer) "Well, if you ask me, the Eskimos had the right idea. They knew how to handle the elderly and the permanently baffled. Middle of the night, they'd take them out into the blizzard, remove their pyjamas, and just leave them to it."
• (Kryten) "And that's how the Eskimos cared for their old people?"
• (Rimmer) "Absolutely. That's why there's no Eskimo word for "Eastbourne.""

• (Kryten) "His memory circuits were quite badly damaged in the accident."
• (Talkie Toaster) "That wasn't an accident. It was first degree toastercide."

• (Kryten) "I beg you to reconsider, Sir. Human history is resplendent with examples of such sacrifice. Remember Captain Oates: "I'm going out for a walk. I may be some time.""
• (Rimmer) "Yes, but the thing is, about Captain Oates; the thing you have to remember about Captain Oates; Captain Oates -- Captain Oates was a prat. If that'd been me, I'd've stayed in the tent, whacked Scott over the head with a frozen husky, and then eaten him."
• (Lister) "You would too, wouldn't you?"
• (Rimmer) "History, Lister, is written by the winners. How do we know that Oates went out for this legendary walk? From the only surviving document: Scott's diary. And he's hardly likely to have written down, "February the First, bludgeoned Oates to death while he slept, then scoffed him along with the last packet of instant mash." How's that going to look when he gets rescued, eh? No, much better to say, "Oates made the supreme sacrifice," while you're dabbing up his gravy with the last piece of crusty bread."

• (Talkie Toaster) "Wait, before you go, there is one question, an important one, the others will have to know."
• (Holly) "What? What?"
• (Talkie Toaster) "Would you like a cheese and ham Breville?"

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