Animal House Quotes

Animal House is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Animal House completed its run in 1970.

It features Matty Simmons; Ivan Reitman as producer, Elmer Bernstein in charge of musical score, and Charles Correll (director) as head of cinematography.

Animal House is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Animal House is 109 minutes long. Animal House is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: John Belushi as Bluto, James Daughton as Greg Marmalard, John Vernon as Dean Vernon Wormer, Tim Matheson as Otter, Peter Riegert as Boon, Bruce McGill as D-Day, Stephen Furst as Flounder, Douglas Kenney as Stork, Kevin Bacon as Chip, Tim Matheson as Eric 'Otter' Stratton, Verna Bloom as Marion Wormer, Cesare Danova as Mayor Carmine De Pasto, James Widdoes as Hoover, Tom Hulce as Pinto, Karen Allen as Katy, Mark Metcalf as Neidermeyer, John Belushi as John 'Bluto' Blutarsky, Sarah Holcomb as Clorette De Pasto, Mark Metcalf as Doug Neidermeyer, Donald Sutherland as Jennings, Martha Smith as Babs, and Mary Louise Weller as Mandy Pepperidge.

Animal House Quotes

James Daughton as Greg Marmalard

• (James Daughton) "Robert Hoover will speak on behalf of Delta House."
• (James Widdoes) "I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. The Delta House has a long standing tradition of existence to its' members and to the community at large."
• (John Vernon) "I think we've heard enough."
• (James Widdoes) "I was told I would have a chance to speak?"
• (James Daughton) "We've heard enough."
• (James Widdoes) "But I was told I would have a chance to speak."
• (Mark Metcalf) "HE SAID THAT'S IT. ARE YOU DEAF?"
• (John Vernon) "Let's finish this damn thing."
• (John Belushi) "BULLs***."
• (James Widdoes) "I don't think it's fair."
• (John Vernon) "I'll tell you what's fair."
• (John Belushi) "EAT ME."
• (James Widdoes) "Hey will someone tell those assholes to shut up?"
• (Peter Riegert) "Hey shut up you assholes."
• (Tim Matheson) "Point of parliamentary procedure."
• (James Widdoes) "Don't screw this up, they're serious this time."
• (Tim Matheson) "Take it easy man, I'm in pre law."
• (Peter Riegert) "I thought you were pre med?"
• (Tim Matheson) "What's the difference? Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief."
• (John Vernon) "What's he doing?"
• (Tim Matheson) "The issue here is not that we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests. We did."
• (Tim Matheson) "But you can't hold an entire fraternity responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is to blame, then is this not an indictment of our education system in general? I put it to you, Greg. Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but I will not stand by and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America. Gentlemen."
• (John Vernon) "You're not walking out of this one mister. You're finished. No more Delta. You've bought it this time, buster. I will call your national office. I will revoke your charter. And if you wise guys try one more thing, I am kicking you out of this college. No more fun of any kind."

John Belushi as Bluto

• (John Belushi) "Kroger, your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto."
• (Tom Hulce) "Why "Pinto"?"
• (John Belushi) "Why not?"

• (John Belushi) "TOGA. TOGA."

• (John Belushi) "Hey. What's all this laying around s***?"
• (Douglas Kenney) "What the hell are we supposed to do, ya moron?"
• (Bruce McGill) "War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one."
• (John Belushi) "What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no."
• (Tim Matheson) "Germans?"
• (Peter Riegert) "Forget it, he's rolling."
• (John Belushi) "And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough --"
• (John Belushi) "The tough get goin'. Who's with me? Let's go."
• (John Belushi) "What the f*** happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on. Not me. I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man. Marmalard, dead. Niedermeyer --"
• (Tim Matheson) "Dead. Bluto's right. Psychotic -- but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part."
• (John Belushi) "We're just the guys to do it."
• (Peter Riegert) "Let's do it."
• (John Belushi) ""Let's do it"."

• (John Belushi) "Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'."

• (John Belushi) "Thanks. I needed that."

• (John Belushi) "Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f***ing Peace Corps."

• (John Belushi) "See if you can guess what I am now."
• (John Belushi) "I'm a zit. Get it?"

• (John Belushi) "Gator."

• (John Belushi) "No prisoners."

• (John Belushi) "Food fight."

• (Charming guy with guitar) "I gave my love a cherry / That had no stone / I gave my love a chicken / That had no bones / I gave my love a story / That had no end / I gave my --"
• (John Belushi) "Sorry."

• (John Belushi) "They took the bar. The whole f***ing bar."

John Vernon as Dean Vernon Wormer

• (John Vernon) "Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little s*** just like you."

• (John Vernon) "You're out. Finished at Faber. Expelled. I want you off this campus at nine o'clock Monday morning, and I've contacted your local draft boards and told them that you were all, all eligible for military service."

• (John Vernon) "I hate those guys."

• (John Vernon) "Well, well, well. Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages in fraternities on probation."
• (Tim Matheson) "What a tool."
• (John Vernon) "I didn't get that, son, what was that?"
• (Tim Matheson) "Uh, I said, "What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules.""
• (John Vernon) "Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like s*** through a goose."

• (John Vernon) "The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me."

• (John Vernon) "Have you boys seen your grade point averages yet?"
• (John Vernon) "Well, have you?"
• (James Widdoes) "I have, sir. I know it's a little below par --"
• (John Vernon) "It's more than a little below par, Mr. Hoover. IT STINKS. It's the lowest on campus. It's the lowest in Faber history."

• (John Vernon) "Oh my God."

• (John Vernon) "Here are your grade point averages. Mr. Kroger: two C's, two D's, and an F. That's a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman?"
• (Stephen Furst) "Hello."
• (John Vernon) "0.2 -- Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? 1.6; four C's and an F. A fine example you set. Daniel Simpson Day -- HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu --"
• (John Vernon) "Mr. Blutarsky -- zero -- point -- zero."

• (John Vernon) "Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?"
• (James Daughton) "Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way."
• (John Vernon) "Cut the horses***, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode."
• (James Daughton) "You're talking about Delta, sir."
• (John Vernon) "Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP."

James Widdoes as Hoover

• (James Widdoes) "Hey are you guys coming down?"
• (James Widdoes) "There happen to be 50 people downstairs waiting to try and get into this fraternity. Otter, you are the rush chairman. I think you should be present at the rush party."

• (James Widdoes) "They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal."

• (James Widdoes) "We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the psych test was wrong."
• (Peter Riegert) "Every one?"
• (Peter Riegert) "Those assholes must have stolen the wrong f***ing exam."

• (James Widdoes) "Will you tell those assholes to shut up?"
• (Peter Riegert) "Hey. Shut up you assholes."

Bruce McGill as D-Day

• (Bruce McGill) "I found him after he called me from a phone on the side of the road outside of town."
• (Peter Riegert) "Holy s***. What happened to you? You look grotesqe."
• (Tim Matheson) "Some of the Omegas jumped me and did a little dancing on my face."
• (John Belushi) "Who was it?"
• (Tim Matheson) "It was Greggie and Douggie -- and some of the other Hitler youth."
• (Peter Riegert) "Why? What'd you do?"
• (Tim Matheson) "That's just it -- I don't know. They're just animals, I guess."

• (Bruce McGill) "Hey, quit your blubberin'. When I get through with this baby you won't even recognize it."
• (Tim Matheson) "Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes. You f***ed up -- you trusted us. Hey, make the best of it. Maybe we can help."
• (Stephen Furst) "That's easy for you to say. What am I going to tell Fred?"
• (Tim Matheson) "I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and this morning -- it was gone. We report it as stolen to the police. D-Day takes care of the wreck. Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car."
• (Stephen Furst) "Will that work?"
• (Tim Matheson) "Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth."
• (John Belushi) "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
• (Tim Matheson) "Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med."
• (Bruce McGill) "There you go now, just leave everything to me."

• (Bruce McGill) "We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even."

Peter Riegert as Boon

• (Peter Riegert) "It's not gonna be an orgy. It's a toga party."
• (Karen Allen) "Honestly, Boon, you're 21-years old. In six months you're going to graduate, and tomorrow night you're going to wrap yourself in a bed sheet and pour grain alcohol all over your head. It's cute, but I think I'll pass this time."
• (Peter Riegert) "Want me to go alone?"
• (Karen Allen) "Baby, I don't want you to go at all."
• (Peter Riegert) "It's a fraternity party, I'm in the fraternity. How can I miss it?"
• (Karen Allen) "I'll write you a note. I'll say you're too well to attend."

• (Peter Riegert) "Otis, my man."

• (Peter Riegert) "Where are you going? We just got here."
• (Karen Allen) "No, Boon, you just got here. I've been downstairs for an hour entertaining some kid from Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas."
• (Peter Riegert) "Umm; maybe we could drive up to your folks' place this weekend."
• (Karen Allen) "Oh, fabulous. My car filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet. It's too depressing to think about."
• (Peter Riegert) "No. Just gonna be you and me. And Otter and another girl."
• (Karen Allen) "Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?"
• (Peter Riegert) "What do you mean?"
• (Karen Allen) "I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend."
• (Peter Riegert) "No. After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night."

• (Meaner dude) "If I was in your shoes, I'd be --"
• (Peter Riegert) "Leaving. What a good idea."

• (Peter Riegert) "I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's got to be a very special girl."
• (Tom Hulce) "Look, you don't have to --"
• (Peter Riegert) "Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain -- morally casual attitude."
• (Karen Allen) "You mean you want someone he can screw on the first date."
• (Peter Riegert) "Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid."
• (Tom Hulce) "Hey."
• (Peter Riegert) "What'd I say?"

• (Peter Riegert) "I gotta work on my game."
• (Tim Matheson) "No, no, no, don't think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself."

Sarah Holcomb as Clorette De Pasto

• (Sarah Holcomb) "Dad. Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married."

Tim Matheson as Otter

• (Tim Matheson) "You guys up for a toga party?"
• (John Belushi) "Toga. Toga."
• (Tim Matheson) "Ah, I think they like the idea, Hoov."

• (Tim Matheson) "Greg, look at my thumb."
• (Tim Matheson) "Gee, you're dumb."

• (Tim Matheson) "Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos."
• (Peter Riegert) "Beverly."
• (Tim Matheson) "No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD.""
• (Peter Riegert) "Marlene. Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond."
• (Tim Matheson) "Pork?"
• (Peter Riegert) "You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?"
• (Tim Matheson) "Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience."

• (Tim Matheson) "Point of parliamentary procedure."
• (James Widdoes) "Don't screw around, they're serious this time."
• (Tim Matheson) "Take it easy, I'm pre-law."
• (Peter Riegert) "I thought you were pre-med."
• (Tim Matheson) "What's the difference?"
• (Tim Matheson) "Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests; we did."
• (Tim Matheson) "But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg; isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen."

• (Tim Matheson) "Hi, Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you."
• (Peter Riegert) "Hi, that was Eric Stratton, rush chairman. He was damn glad to meet you."

• (Tim Matheson) "Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee."
• (Stephen Furst) "Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do?"
• (Tim Matheson) "It means you have to drive us to the Food King."

• (Tim Matheson) "Mine's bigger."
• (Tim Matheson) "My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?"
• (Verna Bloom) "No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous."
• (Tim Matheson) "Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter."
• (Verna Bloom) "My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer."
• (Tim Matheson) "Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber."
• (Verna Bloom) "How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?"

• (Tim Matheson) "Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come."
• (Verna Bloom) "Cut the crap. Give me a drink."

• (Tim Matheson) "Sophomore dies in kiln explosion? Oh My God. I just talked to her last week -- She was going to make a pot for me."

• (Tim Matheson) "They kicked us out of school? That makes sense."

• (Tim Matheson) "We -- are gonna die."
• (Tom Hulce) "Boon, we're the only white people here."

Martha Smith as Babs

• (Martha Smith) "A wimp and a blimp."

• (Martha Smith) "Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?"

Tom Hulce as Pinto

• (Tom Hulce) "OK, so that means that our whole solar system could be like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being Giggle. This is nuts. That means that one tiny atom in my fingernail could be --"
• (Donald Sutherland) "-- could be one tiny little universe."
• (Tom Hulce) "Can I buy some pot from you?"

• (Tom Hulce) "Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before."
• (Sarah Holcomb) "You've never made out with a girl before?"
• (Tom Hulce) "No. No, I mean, I've never done what I think we're gonna do in a minute. I sort of did once, but I was drunk --"
• (Sarah Holcomb) "That's okay, Larry. Neither have I. It's my first time too. And besides, I lied to you, too."
• (Tom Hulce) "Oh, yeah? What about?"
• (Sarah Holcomb) "I'm only 13."

• (Tom Hulce) "I won't go schizo, will I?"
• (Donald Sutherland) "It's a distinct possibility."

• (Tom Hulce) "I was thinking, maybe we could get some beer."
• (Sarah Holcomb) "Nah, not tonight. Besides, you might get lucky without it."

• (Tom Hulce) "Take off that beenie."

Stephen Furst as Flounder

• (Stephen Furst) "What is my Delta Tau Chi name?"
• (John Belushi) "Dorfman, I've thought long and hard about this. Your Delta Tau Chi name is -- Flounder."
• (Stephen Furst) "Flounder?"

• (Stephen Furst) "Oh boy, is this great."

• (Stephen Furst) "I hope I score. Oh boy, oh boy."

• (Stephen Furst) "May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"

Cesare Danova as Mayor Carmine De Pasto

• (Cesare Danova) "If you want this year's homecoming parade in my town, you have to pay for it."
• (John Vernon) "Carmine, I don't think it's right that you should extort money from the college."
• (Cesare Danova) "Look, these parades you throw are very expensive. You using my police, my sanitation people, and my Oldsmobiles free of charge. So, if you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken."

Karen Allen as Katy

• (Karen Allen) "It must have been some party."
• (Peter Riegert) "Unbelievable. A new low. I'm so ashamed."
• (Karen Allen) "I'm almost sorry I missed it."

Mark Metcalf as Doug Neidermeyer

• (Mark Metcalf) "You're all worthless and weak. Now drop and give me twenty."

• (Mark Metcalf) "How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?"
• (Peter Riegert) "How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?"
• (Mark Metcalf) "What'd he say?"

• (Mark Metcalf) "A Pledge Pin. On your Uniform."

• (Mark Metcalf) "How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?"
• (Peter Riegert) "How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?"

Mary Louise Weller as Mandy Pepperidge

• (Mary Louise Weller) "Greg, can't you --"
• (Tim Matheson) "No, it's okay, just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth."

Kevin Bacon as Chip

• (Kevin Bacon) "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

Verna Bloom as Marion Wormer

• (Verna Bloom) "You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine."

Donald Sutherland as Jennings

• (Donald Sutherland) "Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible."
• (Donald Sutherland) "But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you -- Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job."

• (Donald Sutherland) "Teaching is just a way to pay the bills until I finish my novel."
• (Peter Riegert) "How long you been workin' on it?"
• (Donald Sutherland) "Four and a half years."
• (Tom Hulce) "It must be very good."
• (Donald Sutherland) "It's a piece of s***. Would anyone like to smoke some pot?"

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