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Braindead (film) Quotes

Braindead (film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Braindead completed its run in 1970.

It features Jim Booth as producer, Peter Dasent in charge of musical score, and Murray Milne as head of cinematography.

Braindead (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in New Zealand. Each episode of Braindead (film) is 104 minutes long. Braindead (film) is distributed by Trimark Pictures, and PolyGram Filmed Entertainment.

The cast includes: Stuart Devenie as Father McGruder, Tim Balme as Lionel Cosgrove, Diana Peñalver as Paquita Maria Sanchez, Brian Sergent as Vet, Glenis Levestam as Mr. Matheson, Ian Watkin as Uncle Les, Harry Sinclair as Roger, Jed Brophy as Void, and Glenis Levestam as Nora Matheson.

Braindead (film) Quotes

Ian Watkin as Uncle Les

  • (Ian Watkin) "Christ. What a stink."
  • (Tim Balme) "Uh -- yeah. A dog must have uh, crawled under the house and died."
  • (Ian Watkin) "Ooh I bet you go off like a rocket."
  • (Ian Watkin) "Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?"
  • (Ian Watkin) "She's history. I know what to do, I've read the comics. Total -- bodily -- dismemberment."
  • (Ian Watkin) "That's someone doing the business."

Tim Balme as Lionel Cosgrove

  • (Tim Balme) "They're not dead exactly, they're just -- sort of rotting."
  • (Tim Balme) "That's my mother you're pissing on."
  • (Tim Balme) "Party's over."
  • (Tim Balme) "Hyperactive."

Harry Sinclair as Roger

  • (Harry Sinclair) "You know what they are saying about you don't you? You've got funny in the head. A real bloody weirdo."

Brian Sergent as Vet

  • (Brian Sergent) "Do you want a syringe, or are you going to sniff?"

Diana Peñalver as Paquita Maria Sanchez

  • (Diana Peñalver) "Your mother ate my dog."
  • (Tim Balme) "Not all of it."

Stuart Devenie as Father McGruder

  • (Stuart Devenie) "Lionel, despite being deprived of his father at an early age, was blessed with an abundance of motherlove."
  • (Stuart Devenie) "The Devil's among us."
  • (Stuart Devenie) "Stand back boy. This calls for divine intervention."

Jed Brophy as Void

  • (Jed Brophy) "What are you doing with this thing? Digging up a few stiffs?"

Glenis Levestam as Nora Matheson

  • (Glenis Levestam) "He was always dreadfully attached to Vera."
  • (Stuart Devenie) "Well I've seen some displays of grief in my day, but nothing quite like that."
  • (Glenis Levestam) "Damn fine custard. Rich and creamy, just the way I like it."
  • (Glenis Levestam) "What we need is another war."

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