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Diner (film) Quotes

Diner (film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Diner ended its run in 1970.

It features Jerry Weintraub as producer, Bruce Brody, and Ivan Kral in charge of musical score, and Peter Sova as head of cinematography.

Diner (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Diner (film) is 110 minutes long. Diner (film) is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Paul Reiser as Modell, Daniel Stern as Shrevie, Ellen Barkin as Beth, Steve Guttenberg as Edward Eddie Simmons, Tim Daly as Billy, Steve Guttenberg as Eddie, Steve Guttenberg as Edward 'Eddie' Simmons, Mickey Rourke as Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell, Mickey Rourke as Boogie, Michael Tucker as Bagel, Colette Blonigan as Carol Heathrow, and Kevin Bacon as Fenwick.

Diner (film) Quotes

Steve Guttenberg as Edward Eddie Simmons

  • (Steve Guttenberg) "You -- You -- You make me sick. You've just gone down two steps in my -- my book."
  • (Steve Guttenberg) "When you're making out, which do you prefer, Sinatra or Mathis?"
  • (Mickey Rourke) "I like Presley."
  • (Steve Guttenberg) "If you want to talk, you always have the guys at the diner. You don't need a girl if you wanna talk."

Paul Reiser as Modell

  • (Paul Reiser) "You know what word I'm not comfortable with? Nuance. It's not a real word. Like gesture. Gesture's a real word. With gesture you know where you stand. But nuance? I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong."
  • (Paul Reiser) "This is why you are so nervous all the time. You have like chunks of roast beef in your heart."
  • (Paul Reiser) "We all know most marriages depend on a firm grasp of football trivia."

Mickey Rourke as Boogie

  • (Mickey Rourke) "Did I tell you guys I'm taking out Carol Heathrow tomorrow night?"
  • (Kevin Bacon) "She -- is death. (Thumbs up)"

Tim Daly as Billy

  • (Tim Daly) "I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill your whole family."
  • (Second Stripper) "You?"
  • (Tim Daly) "No marriage."
  • (Second Stripper) "No girl?"
  • (Tim Daly) "Not really. Just in love."
  • (Second Stripper) "Does the girl know?"
  • (Tim Daly) "Yeah, I told her about it."
  • (Second Stripper) "Told her? Didn't you show her?"

Colette Blonigan as Carol Heathrow

  • (Colette Blonigan) "It just pushed the flaps open?"
  • (Mickey Rourke) "It's Ripley's, I'm telling you."

Ellen Barkin as Beth

  • (Ellen Barkin) "That's very mature, Fenwick."
  • (Kevin Bacon) "f*** mature."

Daniel Stern as Shrevie

  • (Daniel Stern) "Ok, now ask me what's on the flip side."
  • (Ellen Barkin) "Why?"
  • (Daniel Stern) "Just, just ask me what's on the flip side, OK?"
  • (Ellen Barkin) "What is on the flip side?"
  • (Daniel Stern) "Hey, Hey, Hey, 1958. Specialty Records."
  • (Daniel Stern) "See? You don't ask me things like that, do you? No. You never ask me what's on the flip side."
  • (Ellen Barkin) "No. Because I don't give a s***. Shrevie, who cares about what's on the flip side about the record?"
  • (Daniel Stern) "I do. Every one of my records means something. The label, the producer, the year it was made. Who was copying whose style -- who's expanding on that, don't you understand? When I listen to my records they take me back to certain points in my life, OK? Just don't touch my records, ever. You. The first time I met you? Modell's sister's high school graduation party, right? 1955. And Ain't That A Shame was playing when I walked into the door."
  • (Daniel Stern) "when you're dating, everything is talking about sex. Where can we do it? Why can't we do it? Are you parents gonna be out so we can do it? Everything is always talkin about getting sex, and then planning the wedding, all the details. But then, when you get married -- it's crazy, i dunno. You can get it whenever you want it. You wake up in the morning and she's there. You come home from work and she's there. So all that sex planning talk is over with. And so is the wedding planning talk cause you're already married. So -- ya know I can come down here and we can bulls*** the entire night away but I cannot hold a 5 minute conversation with Beth. I mean it's not her fault, I'm not blaming her, she's great -- It's just, we got nothing to talk about -- But it's good, it's good"

Kevin Bacon as Fenwick

  • (Kevin Bacon) "Definitely the smile of the week."

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