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Dungeons and Dragons (TV series) Quotes

Dungeons & Dragons is a Action (fiction) that first aired in 1983 on CBS. Dungeons &amp ended in 1985.

Dungeons & Dragons aired for 3 seasons and 27 episodes. It features Bob Richardson as producer, Willie Aames doing voices, and Johnny Douglas (conductor) as composer. Dungeons & Dragons is executive produced by David H. DePatie. Dungeons & Dragons is created by Kevin Paul Coates.

Dungeons & Dragons is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dungeons & Dragons is 24 minutes long. Dungeons & Dragons is produced by Ubl Marvel Productions TSR (company) Toei Animation and distributed by New World Television.

Dungeons & Dragons Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Beware what you say when you speak of magic, wizard, or you shall see who has the greater power."
  • (Unnamed) "Did you hear what he said? No telling what we may run into."
  • (Unnamed) "No telling?"
  • (Unnamed) "Dungeon Master. Do you always have to do that?"
  • (Unnamed) "No. Not always."
  • (Unnamed) "Huh?"
  • (Unnamed) "Sorry Eric -- my hat doesn't work that well when it's wet."
  • (Unnamed) "Or any other time."
  • (Golem) "Golem destroy intruders."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh yeah? Not before I do a Steve Garvey number on your nose."
  • (Unnamed) "We're trapped in another world."
  • (Unnamed) "What else is new."
  • (Unnamed) "What do you think scared them off?"
  • (Unnamed) "Simple Sheila, they took one look at my great strength; one look at my grim weapon."
  • (Unnamed) "And one look at your grody face."
  • (Unnamed) "This is great. Now we're looking for a bunch of crybabies and a yacht club."
  • (Unnamed) "The giant's gaining on us."
  • (Unnamed) "He'll be dancing on us if we don't hurry."
  • (Unnamed) "We're outnumbered ten to one."
  • (Unnamed) "Alright then. You take two, I'll take eighteen."
  • (Unnamed) "I'll fiddle with my twiddle and diddle with the middle and make a magic riddle that'll turn the giant little."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh great. Now he's doing nursery rhymes."
  • (Unnamed) "My hocus-pocus is out of focus."
  • (Unnamed) "Y-you guys grow up to be wookies?"
  • (Unnamed) "Just follow that path. But beware. You must never touch; the beauty; that breathes the beast."
  • (Unnamed) "Beauty that breathes the beast? What is that, Cinderella with bad breath?"
  • (Unnamed) "However, through defeat you shall find victory."
  • (Unnamed) "What's that supposed to mean?"
  • (Unnamed) "It means the warranty has run out on Dungeon Master's brain."
  • (Unnamed) "I think we're lost."
  • (Unnamed) "I think we're exhausted."
  • (Unnamed) "I think we're stupid."
  • (Unnamed) "Hello. We come in peace."
  • (Unnamed) "A lot of good that's gonna do."
  • (Unnamed) "It always works in the movies."
  • (Unnamed) "The orcs took Bobby and me to their camp. I managed to escape, but Bobby couldn't."
  • (Unnamed) "That's a lie."
  • (Unnamed) "Sheila. What's the matter?"
  • (Unnamed) "I went to the orc camp. I saw Hank talking to the orcs. They were planning our capture. He's working for them now."
  • (Unnamed) "Evil energy is like evil force. Change its direction, and it changes to good."
  • (Sogor) "How old are you Bobby?"
  • (Unnamed) "Almost ten"
  • (Sogor) "And you're allowed to go out on your own? I wasn't allowed to go out on my own till I was 55."
  • (Unnamed) "Fifty-five? How old are you now?"
  • (Sogor) "Seventy-four."
  • (Unnamed) "There must be something we can do. We can't just let him get worse."
  • (Unnamed) "The only cure; is the foot of a Yellowdragon."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh great. What are we supposed to do? Waltz up to a yellow dragon and ask to borrow his foot?"
  • (Unnamed) "Obi-Wan Kenobi he's not."
  • (Unnamed) "I will use the magic of your hat to add to my power."
  • (Unnamed) "It's all Venger's fault. We oughtta do something about that guy."
  • (Unnamed) "Eric's right."
  • (Unnamed) "I am?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, and we ARE going to do something about him."
  • (Unnamed) "We are?"
  • (Unnamed) "That's right. The only chance we have of getting out of this world is if we take care of Venger once and for all."
  • (Unnamed) "But how? Nobody can stop Venger. Not even Dungeon Master."
  • (Unnamed) "Wrong. There's one thing that can. A dragon: Tiamat."
  • (Unnamed) "You're crazy --"
  • (Unnamed) "I wonder why there are no guards around here."
  • (Unnamed) "Because nobody is stupid enough to ever try to come here, that's why."
  • (Unnamed) "Now what?"
  • (Unnamed) "Now we find Tiamat."
  • (Unnamed) "How do we know which one is her?"
  • (Unnamed) "Easy, dummy. She'll be the one who attacks us."

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