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Faces (1968 film) Quotes

Faces (1968 film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Faces completed its run in 1970.

It features Maurice McEndree as producer, and Al Ruban as head of cinematography.

Faces (1968 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Faces (1968 film) is 183 minutes long. Faces (1968 film) is distributed by Continental Distributing.

The cast includes: Fred Draper as Freddie, Gena Rowlands as Jeannie Rapp, John Marley as Richard Forst, Lynn Carlin as Maria Forst, Val Avery as Jim McCarthy, Elizabeth Deering as Stella, Gene Darfler as Joe Jackson, Seymour Cassel as Chet, Darlene Conley as Billy Mae, Joanne Moore Jordan as Louise, Dorothy Gulliver as Florence, and Gena Rowlands as Jeannie.

Faces (1968 film) Quotes

Gena Rowlands as Jeannie

  • (Gena Rowlands) "You're a son-of-a-bitch, do you know that?"
  • (John Marley) "Why am I a son-of-a-bitch?"
  • (Gena Rowlands) "Because you get to me."
  • (Gena Rowlands) "Mr. McCarthy, if you don't get out of here, I'm gonna call the vice squad."
  • (Val Avery) "Hey, remember? We're the vice squad."
  • (Gena Rowlands) "Come on and take a bath."
  • (John Marley) "I don't want a bath."
  • (Gena Rowlands) "No bath? No bath?"
  • (John Marley) "No bath. People drown in bathtubs."

John Marley as Richard Forst

  • (John Marley) "I want a divorce. (Maria starts laughing) Did you hear what I said?"
  • (Lynn Carlin) "(laughing) Oh, Dickie --"
  • (John Marley) "I want a divorce. (Maria stops laughing) That's the only thing to do, isn't it? Well, why don't you laugh? It's funny."
  • (John Marley) "Jeannie, do me a favor. Don't be silly anymore. Just be yourself."
  • (Gena Rowlands) "But I am myself. Who else would I be?"
  • (John Marley) "I'm serious."
  • (Gena Rowlands) "Definition of serious: Blah blah blah blah --"
  • (John Marley) "What is it that, that weighs five thousand pounds and it's got a stick through it? A hippo popsicle."
  • (John Marley) "No place like home."
  • (Lynn Carlin) "What?"
  • (John Marley) "I said, Have you ever been to Rome?"
  • (John Marley) "You get laid once and everything is solved. Get all the soldiers in Vietnam laid and the whole Middle East problem is solved."
  • (John Marley) "What do you want to drink?"
  • (Lynn Carlin) "Well, whatever it is, I want it on the rocks, straight and dirty, because I feel very very bitchy tonight."
  • (John Marley) "Well, I feel very, very bitchy too. That makes two of us."
  • (John Marley) "What is it that's black and white and red all over?"
  • (Lynn Carlin) "A newspaper."
  • (John Marley) "No, a zebra's ass."
  • (John Marley) "You're not fat."
  • (Gena Rowlands) "What?"
  • (John Marley) "You're voluptuous."
  • (John Marley) "What does Dracula do every night at midnight? He takes a coffin break."

Lynn Carlin as Maria Forst

  • (Lynn Carlin) "There's a Bergman film in the neighborhood."
  • (John Marley) "I don't feel like getting depressed tonight."

Seymour Cassel as Chet

  • (Seymour Cassel) "Like Christ said, you know, Help thy neighbor, man."
  • (Darlene Conley) "He's the one that said that?"
  • (Joanne Moore Jordan) "Billy Mae, what difference does it make who said it?"
  • (Seymour Cassel) "What difference does it make who said it? It could've been, uh, it could've been him, it could've been Gandhi, it could've been Buddha, it could've been Spooda, it could've been your daddy, it could've been your mama, it could've been your uh-uh, it could've been your huh-huh -- What difference, man?"

Val Avery as Jim McCarthy

  • (Val Avery) "How did we get into this?"
  • (Gene Darfler) "How did we get into it? How the hell do we get out of it?"
  • (Val Avery) "We had a couple of bimbos with no -- Actually they were, they were very nice girls. They reminded me a lot of you two."
  • (Val Avery) "Do you realize that ex-convicts and jailbirds are the ones that write all the limericks?"
  • (Elizabeth Deering) "Not all of them."
  • (Gene Darfler) "Aw, don't argue with Mr. McCarthy, miss."
  • (Elizabeth Deering) "Jimmy Arno, he wrote a couple that were really funny. Didn't he, Jeannie?"
  • (Gena Rowlands) "That's right. He did."
  • (Val Avery) "Jimmy Arno?"
  • (Gena Rowlands) "Mm-hmm."
  • (Val Avery) "Jimmy Arno? Not the Jimmy Arno?"
  • (Elizabeth Deering) "Do you know him?"
  • (Val Avery) "Never heard of him."

Darlene Conley as Billy Mae

  • (Darlene Conley) "They are scared of you. They are."
  • (Seymour Cassel) "Really?"
  • (Darlene Conley) "They are scared of your youth and your, uh, spirit and your build. They think that they are the kings of the earth, and they do not want you taking away our place, see?"
  • (Seymour Cassel) "Well, I don't want it."

Fred Draper as Freddie

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Dorothy Gulliver as Florence

  • (Dorothy Gulliver) "You know, these dances, these wild crazy dances--I think they've succeeded where science failed. 'Cause you know, I can go to a beauty parlor and sit there for hours having my hair done and my nails polished, but I don't feel any younger. I might look it. These dances, these wild crazy dances--they do something to me inside."

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