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Hot Shots! Part Deux Quotes

Hot Shots! Part Deux is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Hot Shots! Part Deux ended its run in 1970.

It features Bill Badalato as producer, Basil Poledouris in charge of musical score, and John R. Leonetti as head of cinematography.

Hot Shots! Part Deux is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hot Shots! Part Deux is 86 minutes long. Hot Shots! Part Deux is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Jerry Haleva as Saddam Hussein, Valeria Golino as Ramada Rodham Hayman, Charlie Sheen as Topper Harley, Ryan Stiles as Rabinowitz, Charlie Sheen as Topper, Lloyd Bridges as President Thomas 'Tug' Benson, Miguel Ferrer as Harbinger, Brenda Bakke as Michelle Huddleson, David Wohl as Gerou, Clyde Kusatsu as Prime Minister Soto, Rowan Atkinson as Dexter, and Michael Colyar as Williams.

Hot Shots! Part Deux Quotes

Charlie Sheen as Topper Harley

  • (Charlie Sheen) "We both know you belong with Dexter. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. I'm no good at being noble, but -- do you have any idea what would happen if you stay here with me?"
  • (Valeria Golino) "Of course I do. Sex. Wild, free, passionate, unbridled sex. I would fondle you in ways you can't imagine. I would pleasure you at any time, in any place, in any way, for as long as you could possibly desire."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "President Benson."
  • (Lloyd Bridges) "No you're not. I've seen him on TV. An older man, about my height."
  • (Brenda Bakke) "Mr. President, this is Topper Harley."
  • (Lloyd Bridges) "Topper Harley, of course, the son I never had. No wonder I didn't recognize you then."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Of all the missions in all the jungles you had to walk into this one."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them --"
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Do you know what its like to have your heart shot out of season and tied to the top of a car? How it feels to be passed like the world's largest kidney stone? Ramada -- I don't THINK so."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "You're the only one that knows how to get to the copter pad. If I'm not there in 15 minutes, you know what to do."
  • (Col. Denton Walters) "Yeah, we get the hell out of here."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "No. Wait another 15 minutes."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Colonel, who are they?"
  • (Col. Denton Walters) "She's CIA. The other man's an extra."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "There is also something not right. Harbinger, where were you went the boat showed up?"
  • (Miguel Ferrer) "What are you accusing me of?"
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Nothing, yet. But, I want to you know, I smell a rat."
  • (Miguel Ferrer) "Hey, when you were showing off, I was cutting teeth for some of the best commanders."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Listen, I'm not saying I don't trust you and I'm not saying I do, but I don't."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "He really was a wiener."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "I'm putty in your hands."
  • (Brenda Bakke) "In my hands, nothing turns to putty."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Harbinger. I was right, wasn't I? You sabotaged all of the other missions. I find that totally unacceptable."
  • (Miguel Ferrer) "You got me wrong. All this shooting and killing. I can't go on."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Hey, hey rainy face. Let the sun come out, you bad G.I. Joe. Here why don't you give uncle Topper a nice, big blow."
  • (Miguel Ferrer) "I'm done."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Atta boy."
  • (Miguel Ferrer) "Thank you, Topper. I can kill again, you've given me another reason to live."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Head towards the gate, they'll be plenty of bad guys to shoot along the way."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Somebody once wrote, "Hell is the impossibility of reason." Well, that's what this place feels like; hell. I hate it already and it's only been a few hours. I'm so tired. We get up at four in the morning --"
  • (Capt. Benjamin L. Willard) "At first I thought they handed me the wrong dossier. I couldn't believe they wanted this man dead. Third Generation West Point, top of his class, Airbourne, Korea, about a thousand decorations, etc, etc --"
  • (Capt. Benjamin L. Willard) "I loved you in Wall Street."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Who are they?"
  • (Col. Denton Walters) "She's CIA. That man's an extra."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Ramada, I do love you. I've tried to forget you but no matter what, your face is on the tip of my tongue."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "For a moment there, I thought you were --"
  • (Valeria Golino) "Gabriella Sabatini? I get that all the time. It must be the nose."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "That's right, Cindy. It's twenty three minutes past the hour, and now heres the Buckinghams with "Kind of a Drag" --"
  • (Charlie Sheen) "I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't."

Valeria Golino as Ramada Rodham Hayman

  • (Valeria Golino) "I'm married. I was married before you and I ever met. I'm still married today."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "You're joking."
  • (Valeria Golino) "I'm not."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "You've got to be."
  • (Valeria Golino) "If I was joking, I would say: "A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'""
  • (Charlie Sheen) "You are married."
  • (Valeria Golino) "Dexter is one of the captives. He's my husband."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "You've got to be joking."
  • (Valeria Golino) "If I was joking, I would say: "A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar -- ""
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Okay, okay, he is your husband."
  • (Valeria Golino) "Topper, I was so young, just a schoolgirl. He was an older man, so wise in the ways of the world. He used to come around the schoolyard, day after day. I so admired his persistence. Even the restraining order my parents slapped on him was no deterrent. He opened my eyes to the arts: music, clog-dancing, WrestleMania. His work has meant so much to so many. And I owe him everything, Topper. Everything."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "I'm happy for you, kid. But if you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. I left my heart in my other pants."
  • (Michelle Rodham Huddleston) "Oh, Ramada, how could you have been so blind? You always too wrapped up in being Miss Perfect College to notice me. Why should you concern yourself with the feelings of one insignificant roommate? One fabulous day, one incredible experience."
  • (Valeria Golino) "I had no idea it meant so much to you."
  • (Michelle Rodham Huddleston) "I remember that day as if it were yesterday. The exhilaration of experimenting, sharing something so new, so dangerous, so intimate."
  • (Col. Denton Walters) "Go on."
  • (Valeria Golino) "And I'll never forget the look on your face. The way the sweat glistened on your hard body."
  • (Valeria Golino) "Then you tied my ankles. Tighter. Tighter."
  • (Valeria Golino) "But it just wasn't right. It wasn't natural."
  • (Valeria Golino) "Bungee-jumping is just too dangerous a sport."
  • (Col. Denton Walters) "Bungee-jumping? That's it?"

Lloyd Bridges as President Thomas 'Tug' Benson

  • (Lloyd Bridges) "Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up. Plan a reception, wrong hors d'oeuvres. Appoint an ambassador, he leaves the country."
  • (Lloyd Bridges) "Looks like the upper hand, is on the other foot."
  • (Lloyd Bridges) "It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars."
  • (Lloyd Bridges) "And so, we were off. Just two questions were going through my head: Will we make it in time?"
  • (Lloyd Bridges) "And why did I bring helium instead of air?"
  • (Lloyd Bridges) "We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES."
  • (Lloyd Bridges) "Gotcha. Listening at the door, huh? Well, Walters, looks like we've got our saboteur."
  • (Col. Denton Walters) "That's your wife, sir."
  • (Lloyd Bridges) "Yeah, so it is. Lavinia. You're looking as lovely as the day we met."
  • (Lloyd Bridges) "Find out what she knows."
  • (Lloyd Bridges) "The Iraqi coast line. My god do those heights look treacherous."
  • (Lloyd Bridges) "Here's the target area."
  • (David Wohl) "That's Minnesota, sir."
  • (Lloyd Bridges) "Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it."
  • (David Wohl) "Sir, the enemy is over there."
  • (Lloyd Bridges) "Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate -- Do I have to think of everything?"

Miguel Ferrer as Harbinger

  • (Miguel Ferrer) "War -- it's fantastic."
  • (Miguel Ferrer) "Thank you, Topper. I can kill again. You've given me a reason to live."
  • (Miguel Ferrer) "Geronimo."
  • (Ryan Stiles) "Geronimo."
  • (Geronimo) "Me."

Jerry Haleva as Saddam Hussein

  • (Jerry Haleva) "I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan, we meet at last. The circle is now complete, now, I am the master."
  • (Lloyd Bridges) "Only a master of evil, Saddam."
  • (Jerry Haleva) "Your powers are --"
  • (Jerry Haleva) "Your pows are weak, old man, you should not have come."
  • (Lloyd Bridges) "We'll settle this the old navy way: first guy to die, loses."
  • (Jerry Haleva) "They've dicked with the wrong dictator."
  • (Jerry Haleva) "Sufferin Succotash."
  • (Jerry Haleva) "Now I will kill you until you die from it."

Ryan Stiles as Rabinowitz

  • (Ryan Stiles) "What are you reading?"
  • (Charlie Sheen) "Great Expectations."
  • (Ryan Stiles) "Is it any good?"
  • (Charlie Sheen) "It's not what I'd hoped for."
  • (Ryan Stiles) "Know what I'm gonna do if we make it? I'm gonna go back to Eagle River and marry my gal, Edith Mae. Gonna get us a nice little place with a white picket fence. You know the kind. Two-car garage. Maybe a fishing boat. And in 15 years, when they're all paid for -- I'll set my charges and blow the s*** out of them."
  • (Ryan Stiles) "Oh look -- I'm hurt too."

Clyde Kusatsu as Prime Minister Soto

  • (Clyde Kusatsu) "President Benson, where's your first lady?"
  • (Lloyd Bridges) "I don't know. I've had lots of women. Lost my flower at the age of 15. I can't keep track."

Rowan Atkinson as Dexter

  • (Rowan Atkinson) "You don't understand. I can't walk -- they've tied my shoelaces together."
  • (Charlie Sheen) "A knot. Bastards."

Brenda Bakke as Michelle Huddleson

  • (Brenda Bakke) "Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men."

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