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Lethal Weapon 4 Quotes

Lethal Weapon 4 is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Lethal Weapon 4 stopped airing in 1970.

It features Richard Donner, and Joel Silver as producer, Michael Kamen; Eric Clapton; David Sanborn in charge of musical score, and Andrzej Bartkowiak as head of cinematography.

Lethal Weapon 4 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Lethal Weapon 4 is 127 minutes long. Lethal Weapon 4 is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Chris Rock as Lee Butters, Joe Pesci as Leo Getz, Mel Gibson as Martin Riggs, Kim Chan as Uncle Benny, Danny Glover as Roger Murtaugh, Chris Rock as Butters, Joe Pesci as Leo, Rene Russo as Lorna, Mary Ellen Trainor as Dr. Stephanie Woods, Steve Kahan as Capt. Ed Murphy, Rene Russo as Lorna Cole, Darlene Love as Trish Murtaugh, and Jet Li as Wah Sing Ku.

Lethal Weapon 4 Quotes

Mel Gibson as Martin Riggs

  • (Mel Gibson) "Here's what we're gonna do. Take your clothes off."
  • (Danny Glover) "What the hell for?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "What for?"
  • (Danny Glover) "Yeah."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Okay, you run, Flame-O here turns and sees you in your undies, it distracts him; I know it'd distract me; and that's when I shoot."
  • (Danny Glover) "Shoot what?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "The valve on that napalm tank."
  • (Danny Glover) "You're gonna hit that itty-bitty valve before he shoots me?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Maybe."
  • (Danny Glover) "Maybe ?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Plus they shot at me and Rog, and that pisses us off."
  • (Kim Chan) "Really? Ha, too bad they missed."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I'm not too old for this s***."
  • (Mel Gibson) "What's goin' on Rog, why you lyin' to me? Where's the money coming from? IA says you're on the take."
  • (Danny Glover) "You ever hear of Ebony Clarke?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Yeah, she writes those cheesy sex novels -- why? You boinkin' her?"
  • (Danny Glover) "No I'm not boinkin' her, Trish is Ebony Clarke."
  • (Mel Gibson) "You are boinkin' her."
  • (Danny Glover) "Yeah, Yeah I'm boinkin' her."
  • (Mel Gibson) "You wanna get married, don'tcha?"
  • (Rene Russo) "Yes I do."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Why didn't you tell me?"
  • (Rene Russo) "Because I didn't want to put any pressure on you, Riggs. I mean, if you want to someday, that'd be great; if you don't, I love you. I'll take you any way I can get you, Riggs."
  • (Mel Gibson) "So this must have been what Uncle Benny meant by Four Fathers. Looks like Japan's version of the Marx brothers. Let's see we got Groucho, Harpo, Chico, and uh, f***o."
  • (Mel Gibson) "What I wouldn't give for a siren right now."
  • (Danny Glover) "Aawwwww."
  • (Mel Gibson) "It's like --"
  • (Danny Glover) "You're getting too old for this s***."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Yeah."
  • (Danny Glover) "How about that? Finally."
  • (Mel Gibson) "No, I can't be. I mean, I'm only -- Jesus."
  • (Danny Glover) "Yeah, you're only. You can't beat the clock, Riggs."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Uh, there's something I'm not supposed to tell you, too."
  • (Danny Glover) "What?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Rianne's pregnant, you're going to be a grandfather."
  • (Danny Glover) "Rianne's what ?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "I'll draw his fire and you run for cover."
  • (Danny Glover) "No. No, no, no. I'll draw his fire and you run for cover."
  • (Mel Gibson) "What are you, out of your mind? You got a wife, kids. I got a lot less to lose than you."
  • (Danny Glover) "Riggs, I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but Lorna's pregnant and you're gonna be a father."
  • (Mel Gibson) "No. Get going. Get -- what did you say?"
  • (Danny Glover) "You're gonna be a father."
  • (Mel Gibson) "You sure picked a strange angel, baby. But I got the message."
  • (Gomez) ""I'm waiting old man""
  • (Mel Gibson) ""Did he say old man?""
  • (Danny Glover) "He said "old man", old man."

Danny Glover as Roger Murtaugh

  • (Danny Glover) "Hey Riggs, why did you call him my son-in-law?"
  • (Chris Rock) "'Cause I aaaam."
  • (Danny Glover) "Hey -- Hey, what's that you got there?"
  • (Chris Rock) "Uh -- A nut cup? I got some big nuts."
  • (Danny Glover) "That's nitro -- oxide?"
  • (Chris Rock) "It's laughing gas."
  • (Danny Glover) "We -- W-W-We're stoned."
  • (Danny Glover) "Since I met you, I done some hairy s***, but this is not gonna happen. I'm gonna be a grandfather; you and Lorna are gonna have a baby. He ain't worth dying for, Riggs. He ain't worth it."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Yeah, yeah, you're right. Hey, if he gets away, we can track him down later on with a; you know, with a Howitzer or somethin'. Your son-in-law's over there bleedin', we should get him and get the hell out of here. Anyway, it's rainin'."
  • (Danny Glover) "Yeah, it's rainin'."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I'm too old for this s***, too."
  • (Danny Glover) "Guy's too damned good."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Well, yeah, he's damn good. I mean, how did he do that thing with the gun? How the hell did he do that? I mean, he took my gun apart with one deft move. How did he do that? Huh? How?"
  • (Danny Glover) "Yeah -- okay. Let's go ask him."
  • (Danny Glover) "Since I met Riggs, I've had my house destroyed, my car wrecked, and now my BOAT SUNK. What's left?"
  • (Joe Pesci) "I think that's about it."
  • (Danny Glover) "You okay, Riggs?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "No, I'm NOT okay. I just had my ass kicked again."
  • (Danny Glover) "Assault gun -- who's this joker?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "I don't know, spokesman for the NRA, maybe."
  • (Danny Glover) "Regular asshole. What do we do now?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Run him over."
  • (Danny Glover) "What if he turns around and shoots us with that assault rifle?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Well he hasn't yet. Have you thought about that?"
  • (Danny Glover) "Well, what if he does?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Don't be a don't-be, be a do-be. Come on, Rodge, be positive."
  • (Danny Glover) "Positive?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Yeah."
  • (Danny Glover) "Well, let's run him over."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Good, I'm glad you see things my way."
  • (Danny Glover) "Yeah, yeah, I hope he doesn't turn around."
  • (Mel Gibson) "He won't turn around. We'll creep up on him, nice and slow, so he won't notice."
  • (Danny Glover) "Okay --"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Will him not to turn."
  • (Danny Glover) "Will him?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "The power of positive thinking. Don't turn around -- don't turn around -- Come on, I need you, man."
  • (Danny Glover) "Don't turn around."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Believe it. We're better than him. We're better than him."
  • (Danny Glover) "Don't turn."
  • (Mel Gibson) "That's it. Don't turn --"
  • (Mel Gibson) "He's turning."
  • (Danny Glover) "AH, s***."
  • (Danny Glover) "Is he black?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Too much armor on, I can't tell."
  • (Danny Glover) "No, not him. The father of the baby."
  • (Mel Gibson) "-- Okay."
  • (Danny Glover) "Oh, please let him be black."

Mary Ellen Trainor as Dr. Stephanie Woods

  • (Mary Ellen Trainor) "My time is reserved for police officers with REAL problems and REAL needs. HAVE YOU GOT THAT? HAVE YOU?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Care to run that by me again?"
  • (Mary Ellen Trainor) "No. And do you know what? I don't like you."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Stephanie?"
  • (Mary Ellen Trainor) "Stephanie?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "I can't go out with you. I'm in a relationship, I'm very happy. Now you'll find somebody someday, but you've got to stop bothering me --"
  • (Mary Ellen Trainor) "You're disgusting. YOU'RE DISGUSTING."
  • (Mary Ellen Trainor) "What's the matter with you people?"

Joe Pesci as Leo Getz

  • (Joe Pesci) "Hey Riggs, who's the perp? What did ya bust him for?"
  • (Chris Rock) "Oh, I'm a perp? You see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp. Look at my suit, look at my tie. What do I look like, the f***in' Crip's accountant? Look at this badge, bitch. Check out the gun."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Whoa, hey hey hey, put the gun down, put the gun down."
  • (Joe Pesci) "They f*** ya, they f*** ya, they f*** ya."
  • (Joe Pesci) "They f*** you with cell phones. That's what it is. They're f***in' you with the cell phone. They love it when you get cut off. Y'know why, huh? You know why? 'Cause when you call back; -which they know you're gonna do.; -they charge you for that f***in' first minute again at that high rate."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Leo Getz, private investigator."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Private investigator? Yes, Mr. Getz, I was just wondering if you'd be willing to investigate my privates."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Investigate what?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "My privates, you stupid s***; shut the f*** up."

Chris Rock as Lee Butters

  • (Chris Rock) "Stop in Chinese, motherf***er."
  • (Chris Rock) "Ah, s***. He's dead, man. He's f***in' dead, man. Yeah, this is how he wanted to come to America, right? Where was he, in The Killing Section? This guy's been shot 4 times. At close range, like he was executed."
  • (Danny Glover) "He WAS executed."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Yeah, by the crew."
  • (Chris Rock) "What the f***, man? We got people gettin' killed left, right and center in this town; now we're IMPORTING victims? Hey, gangbangers wanna kill each other? No problem. You or me, one of us gets shot? Hey, occupational hazard. But just a normal guy, THIS f***in' guy? What the f*** did he ever do to anybody? That ain't right."
  • (Chris Rock) "You have the right to remain silent, so shut the f*** up, okay? You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we'll provide you with the dumbest f***ing lawyer on earth. If you get Johnny Cochrane, I'll kill ya."
  • (Chris Rock) "It's about time they poured in some new blood. I just don't want it coming out of me."
  • (Chris Rock) "License. Registration. Urine Sample."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Hey, hey, hey, German Jews didn't have it any easier when we were kids, so don't think you're the only one, okay? Okay? Besides, I was just kiddin' with ya. I can smell a cop a mile away."
  • (Chris Rock) "Oh, I smell bad, what'chu trying to say?"
  • (Joe Pesci) "Well, stop turning everything around. You're so damned touchy. Hey, we might even work together, me and those two work together, I'm the bomb, they'll tell ya, I'm great."
  • (Chris Rock) "Yeah, we're gonna work together as soon as I open up a cereal factory, ya f***ing leprechaun."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Hey, I didn't call you names, ya f***face. Don't start now."
  • (Chris Rock) "Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanastan. I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan, I don't know nobody in Afghanistan, and even if did know anyone, I wouldn't talk to that Afghan ass for three hours. I won't talk to my daddy for three hours."

Jet Li as Wah Sing Ku

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Rene Russo as Lorna

  • (Rene Russo) "I am getting married or there is no baby."
  • (Rene Russo) "I am not ready to have this baby."
  • (Rene Russo) "All right, fine, wheel me in if you want. My legs are staying closed."
  • (Rene Russo) "What happened last night?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Oh, gunfight, explosions, sharks, you know, the usual."
  • (Rene Russo) "Nothing comes between a pregnant lady and a meal."

Darlene Love as Trish Murtaugh

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Steve Kahan as Capt. Ed Murphy

  • (Steve Kahan) "This is one of the most painful f***in' experiences of my life."

Kim Chan as Uncle Benny

  • (Kim Chan) "I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters."
  • (Danny Glover) "You lucky sonofabitch."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Good for you, Uncle Benny."
  • (Kim Chan) "Not so good when my wife finds out."

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