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Lost in America Quotes

Lost in America is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Lost in America stopped airing in 1970.

It features Marty Katz as producer, Arthur B. Rubinstein in charge of musical score, and Eric Saarinen as head of cinematography.

Lost in America is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Lost in America is 91 minutes long. Lost in America is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Albert Brooks as David Howard, and Julie Hagerty as Linda Howard.

Lost in America Quotes

Albert Brooks as David Howard

  • (Albert Brooks) "Shut up Brad. Your song stunk, I hate your suit and I could hurt you."
  • (Albert Brooks) "I lost a woman. A whole woman."
  • (Albert Brooks) "Did you ever see "Easy Rider"?"
  • (Unnamed) "No. But I saw "Easy Money." Rodney Dangerfield, I like him."
  • (Albert Brooks) "I'm insane and responsible. This is a potent combination."
  • (Albert Brooks) "Weren't you scared? What were you talking about?"
  • (Julie Hagerty) "Oh, God. I; He was telling me his whole life story. He was divorced. He got kicked out of the Army. He couldn't keep the job. Do you know he escaped from prison?"
  • (Albert Brooks) "What did he do?"
  • (Julie Hagerty) "Well, to hear him tell it, he says those two guys were dead when he got there."
  • (Albert Brooks) "Oh, God."
  • (Albert Brooks) "Nice dam, huh? Do you want to go first, or should I?"
  • (Albert Brooks) "As the boldest experiment in advertising history, you give us our money back."
  • (Desert Inn Casino Manager) "I beg your pardon?"
  • (Albert Brooks) "Quit."
  • (Julie Hagerty) "What?"
  • (Albert Brooks) "Quit your job."
  • (Julie Hagerty) "Quit my job?"
  • (Albert Brooks) "I did. You too do it."
  • (Julie Hagerty) "You quit your job?"
  • (Albert Brooks) "Well, I didn't really quit, but I got fired. But it was the same thing. Linda, you were right. No more "responsible David". I'm free. I was responsibly blind, honey. I was a dead man."
  • (Julie Hagerty) "I would never have used that word, if I knew you'd have taken it so literally. I didn't mean anything by it."
  • (Albert Brooks) "I'm crediting you for saving my life."
  • (Julie Hagerty) "It was just a word."
  • (Albert Brooks) "Linda, they were jacking me off."
  • (Julie Hagerty) "Ssssh."
  • (Albert Brooks) "They were jacking me off."
  • (Albert Brooks) "We're up."
  • (Julie Hagerty) "We're still down."
  • (Albert Brooks) "How down?"
  • (Julie Hagerty) "Down."
  • (Albert Brooks) "How down is she?"
  • (Desert Inn Casino Manager) "Down."
  • (Albert Brooks) "I've seen the future. And it's a bald-headed man from New York."
  • (Albert Brooks) "Why didn't you tell me when we got married that you were this horrible gambling addict? It's like when you have a venereal disease; you tell somebody."
  • (Julie Hagerty) "I've only gambled twice in my life. This was the second time."
  • (Casino Security Guard) "You can't come in here dressed like that."
  • (Albert Brooks) "I saw The Electric Horseman. An animal rode through here with lights on."
  • (Albert Brooks) "What's this?"
  • (Unnamed) "Junior bridal suite."
  • (Albert Brooks) "Gee, I gave a guy a hundred bucks to get the best bridal suite in the house. Is there a senior bridal suite?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know."
  • (Albert Brooks) "But I gave him $100."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know."
  • (Albert Brooks) "Can I get into this room? Is there a big living room that goes here?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know."
  • (Albert Brooks) "Do you think there'd be a way to get one large heart mattress? I don't think you can push those together."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know."
  • (Albert Brooks) "Not at all?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know."
  • (Albert Brooks) "Say it. Say it. Say "I lost the nest-egg." Go on, say it."
  • (Albert Brooks) "If you pick up that Keno card, I'll kill you. I'll kill you."
  • (Albert Brooks) "We're in hell. We've entered hell. When?"
  • (Albert Brooks) "That's why I married her."
  • (Skippy) "That's why I hired her."

Julie Hagerty as Linda Howard

  • (Julie Hagerty) "Twenty-two, twenty-two, come on back to me, come on back to me."

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