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Ouroboros (Red Dwarf) Quotes

Ouroboros (Red Dwarf) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Ouroboros ended its run in 1970.

Ouroboros (Red Dwarf) Quotes

  • (Kochanski) "Rimmer?"
  • (Rimmer) "Yes, ma'am?"
  • (Kochanski) "Have sex with someone, and that's an order."
  • (Kryten) "I'm going to end up on my own again, just like I did on the Nova 5."
  • (Lister) "You killed the crew, Kryten. No wonder you were left on your own. All right, it was an accident, but nonetheless."
  • (Kryten) "But what about before that? It was the same on the SS Augustus."
  • (Lister) "Well, they died of old age."
  • (Kryten) "You see?"
  • (Kryten) "Careful sir, the linkway's about as stable as an Italian taxi driver who's got stuck behind two old priests in a Skoda."
  • (Kryten) "You're not good enough for him. That's all. OK, he may walk around smelling like a Balti House laundry basket, but he doesn't need the likes of you swapping dimensions like there's no tomorrow and bewitching him with your -- in and out bits. Pointy and unnecessary."
  • (Kochanski) "You've got big problems, you know that?"
  • (Kryten) "We've lost sight of Miss Kochanski's ship, sir. And we're fast running out of time."
  • (Lister) "Yeah, it's good, isn't it?"
  • (Kryten) "No sir, I don't believe it is."
  • (Lister) "Why? Don't you like her?"
  • (Kryten) "I'm a mere mechanoid, sir. It's hardly my place to point out what a bossy old trollop she is."

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