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Psirens Quotes

Psirens is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Psirens ended in 1970.

Psirens Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "I'm a useless, tasteless, semi-literate spacebum."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, welcome back Mr. Lister, Sir."
  • (Unnamed) "There's an old cat proverb that goes, "It's better to live one hour as a tiger than an entire lifetime as a worm.""
  • (Unnamed) "There's an old human proverb; "Whoever heard of a worm-skin rug?""
  • (Unnamed) "How long has it been since you made love to a woman?"
  • (Unnamed) "I admit, it's been a while."
  • (Unnamed) "It's been over three million years, Dave."
  • (Unnamed) "I prefer to count it in ice ages, then it's only four. And in leap ice ages, it's barely even one."
  • (Unnamed) "That's it. We're deader than corduroy."
  • (Unnamed) "Some kind of writing on the floor. P-S-I-R-E-N-S. "Psirens.""
  • (Unnamed) "The poor sucker must've scrawled his death throes by using a combination of his own blood and his own intestines."
  • (Unnamed) "Who would do that?"
  • (Unnamed) "Someone who badly needed a pen."
  • (Unnamed) "What I don't understand is why he went through the trouble of having to use his kidney as a full-stop."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't think he meant to do that. Maybe it just plopped out."
  • (Unnamed) "More trouble, and it's heading straight for us."
  • (Unnamed) "What is it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Uh, what do you call one of those giant meteorites that are all covered in flames?"
  • (Unnamed) "A giant flaming meteroite?"
  • (Unnamed) "That's it."
  • (Unnamed) "Waste disposal unit armed and ready, sir."
  • (Unnamed) "Kryten, will this work?"
  • (Unnamed) "Lie mode."
  • (Unnamed) "Of course it'll work, sir. No worries."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm almost annoyed."
  • (Unnamed) "Is there something good you can tell me about myself? Something laudable?"
  • (Unnamed) "Laudable? Hmm, you sometimes help me with my laundry duties by turning your underpants inside out and extending the wear time by three weeks."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm an animal. I'm a tasteless, uncouth, mindless, tone-deaf, randy, blokish, semi-literate space bum."
  • (Unnamed) "Ahh -- welcome back Mr. Lister sir."
  • (Unnamed) "Ah. Smug mode. Well, I can't hang around here saving your necks all day. I think I'll go make a start on that ironing."
  • (Unnamed) "You want to squeeze my buttocks together, to form one juicy peach."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, I get it. You're trying to make me drown in my own drool?"
  • (Unnamed) "That fireball does not exist."
  • (Unnamed) "Say you're wrong?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'll stake my reputation on it."
  • (Unnamed) "Kryten, you haven't got a reputation."
  • (Unnamed) "No, but I'm hoping to acquire one after this escapade."
  • (Unnamed) "Who'd steal a gigantic red trash can with no brakes and three million years on the clock?"
  • (Unnamed) "Rogue droids; genetically engineered life-forms; figments of Mr. Lister's imagination made solid by some weird space ray."
  • (Unnamed) "As we are all aware, we have lost Red Dwarf. This is not the time for small-minded, petty recrimination. The time for that is when we get back to Earth and Lister is court-martialled."
  • (Unnamed) "I didn't lose it."
  • (Unnamed) "Come on, Lister. You're the one who parked it. You're the one who can't remember which planetoid you left it around."
  • (Unnamed) "They're all the same, those blue and green planetoids. Blue, green and planetoidy."

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