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Son of the Mask Quotes

Son of the Mask is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Son of the Mask ended its run in 1970.

It features Erica Huggins, and Scott Kroopf as producer, Randy Edelman in charge of musical score, and Greg Gardiner as head of cinematography.

Son of the Mask is recorded in English and originally aired in Germany, and United States. Each episode of Son of the Mask is 94 minutes long. Son of the Mask is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Alan Cumming as Loki, Ben Stein as Dr. Neuman, Bob Hoskins as Odin, Bear as Otis, Steven Wright as Daniel Moss, and Traylor Howard as Tonya Avery.

Son of the Mask Quotes

Alan Cumming as Loki

  • (Alan Cumming) "THIS IS A FAKE."
  • (Ben Stein) "Yes, but it's a good fake."
  • (Unnamed) "Good God."
  • (Alan Cumming) "And don't you forget it."
  • (Alan Cumming) "Off the throne -- He's off the throne. That's not good."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, Loki."
  • (Unnamed) "Give me back my son."
  • (Alan Cumming) "Um -- No"
  • (Alan Cumming) "Thanks for dropping by."
  • (Unnamed) "Dropping?"
  • (Alan Cumming) "Bye."
  • (Unnamed) "Who are you?"
  • (Alan Cumming) "I'm Loki, God of Mischief."
  • (Unnamed) "And I'm Tim, God of Crazy-Baby-Land. Can you move please?"
  • (Alan Cumming) "Your son was born of the mask, my mask. Where is it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Born of the -- Oh. So, that's why he can pee like that."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, you give me Alvey, and the mask is yours."
  • (Alan Cumming) "I can't let go. I've grown attached."
  • (Traylor Howard) "Alvey."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, we had a deal."
  • (Alan Cumming) "I'm the God of friggin' Mischief, what did you expect?"
  • (Alan Cumming) "I'm a god. I can shape-shift. I can create stuff out of nothingness. I can alter the fabric of reality. So please, quit being a knucklehead."
  • (Alan Cumming) "Okay, no let me think. What should I turn him into?"

Steven Wright as Daniel Moss

  • (Steven Wright) "Who's that green guy?"

Bob Hoskins as Odin

  • (Bob Hoskins) "You've brought me much grief, Loki"
  • (Alan Cumming) "Right back at ya -- DAD."
  • (Bob Hoskins) "You know, Thor never gave me this kind of trouble."
  • (Alan Cumming) "Oh, here we go again with the Thor crap. Thor, Thor, Thor. You know, father, I'm not like Thor. I'm never gonna be like Thor. I just wish that; can't you just love me for who I am and not for who I'm not?"
  • (Bob Hoskins) "No. I want you to be more like Thor."
  • (Bob Hoskins) "Now, find that mask, before I open up a can of lightning on you."
  • (Bob Hoskins) "Looookkiiiiiiii."
  • (Bob Hoskins) "There was a baby, born of The Mask."
  • (Bob Hoskins) "As expected, you've failed at your promise. You've failed at your quest. You are, in ever sense of the word, a failure."
  • (Unnamed) "Wow, and I thought your dad was mean."
  • (Alan Cumming) "Hey, we both knew it was gonna end this way, right? You practically set me up for failure, so at least I'm living up to your expectation in that regard."
  • (Bob Hoskins) "Silence."
  • (Bob Hoskins) "Fool. What in Helveti were you about to do to this shopkeep?"
  • (Alan Cumming) "Nothing, I --"
  • (Bob Hoskins) "Fool. Don't lie to me. You know Thor never gave me this kind of trouble."
  • (Alan Cumming) "Here we go again with the Thor crap."

Traylor Howard as Tonya Avery

  • (Traylor Howard) "Yay. Yay. Honey, oh, that was such a good show. But, I think you might need to add another character."
  • (Unnamed) "What? Really?"
  • (Traylor Howard) "Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "What do you think about that Double A? A little brother or sister? How does that sound?"
  • (Traylor Howard) "Who's a fish?"
  • (Traylor Howard) "Do you need anything while I'm out? I'm just gonna go make a baby with the neighbor."
  • (Traylor Howard) "Honey, you look hot."
  • (Traylor Howard) "Okay, I'm just gonna say it. That was flat out embarassing."

Ben Stein as Dr. Neuman

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Bear as Otis

  • (Bear) "Sssssmokin."

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