The Gumball Rally Quotes

The Gumball Rally is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . The Gumball Rally ended in 1970.

It features Charles Bail as producer, Dominic Frontiere in charge of musical score, and Richard C. Glouner as head of cinematography.

The Gumball Rally is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Gumball Rally is 105 minutes long. The Gumball Rally is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Raul Julia as Franco, Norman Burton as Roscoe, Michael Sarrazin as Bannon, Tim McIntire as Smith, John Durren as Ace Preston, J. Pat O'Malley as Barney Donahue, and Vaughn Taylor as Andy McAllister - Mercedes Team.

The Gumball Rally Quotes

Raul Julia as Franco

• (Raul Julia) "Now you are marked -- for life."

• (Raul Julia) "How's the bambina?"
• (Tim McIntire) "She's a-fulla gas, she's-a wait for you."
• (Raul Julia) "Hey, you make a good Italian."

• (Raul Julia) "And now my friend, the first-a rule of Italian driving."
• (Raul Julia) "What's-a behind me is not important."

Norman Burton as Roscoe

• (Norman Burton) "One day, Bannon -- you and Smith."

• (Norman Burton) "Why. Why me."
• (Unnamed) "You're an asshole, Roscoe. That's why."

• (Chopper Pilot) "Sir? We can't catch 'em."
• (Norman Burton) "Whaddaya mean?"
• (Chopper Pilot) "They must be doing 180. We don't even have a fixed-wing that'll go that fast."

Michael Sarrazin as Bannon

• (Michael Sarrazin) "Hey Franco. Your mother called, she's been looking all over for you."
• (Raul Julia) "Now you make jokes on my mother, huh?"
• (Michael Sarrazin) "No -- about your mother, not on your mother. I wouldn't get on your mother."

• (Michael Sarrazin) "Fifty-five is fast enough to kill you, but slow enough to make you think you're safe."

• (Michael Sarrazin) "Ladies, Gentlemen, you have been selected because you have the necessary skills. You are here because you have the determination to suceed. Now, it won't be as easy as last year. There are some who will use any means to try and stop us. Some of you won't make it. For those of you who do, there'll be no glory, no headlines. But -- just a few magic hours flat out against the red line, with no catalytic converter and no 55 mile-an-hour speed limit."
• (Michael Sarrazin) "Ladies and gentlemen -- The Gumball Rally has begun."
• (Tim McIntire) "Um, for those of you who never done this before, I think I better go over the rules. Um, first thing to remember is there are no rules."
• (Tim McIntire) "The first vehicle to reach the parking lot of the Queen Mary in Long Beach is the winner, the unofficial winner, as this is an unofficial race. And, uh, so it follows thst none of us are in this race. We don't want any civilian involvement. No accidents, please. Remember, it's 2,900 miles. That, 34 hours and 11 minutes, is the record, set last year by our dear friend, Mr. Bannon."
• (Tim McIntire) "Now I know we all oughta get some rest tonight, but, uh, may I? I'd like to propose a toast -- to internal combustion and wind in the face."

• (Michael Sarrazin) "Hi, Sam."
• (Prof. Samuel Graves - Cobra Team) "Bannon?"
• (Michael Sarrazin) "It's on, we're go."
• (Prof. Samuel Graves - Cobra Team) "Look, I've been giving this matter a lot of thought, and -- look, you don't have anything to lose. I mean, to you this thing is just a stunt. I've got a position at this university. I've got a shot at tenure -- all I have to do is stay out of trouble a couple more years, I'll be set for life. I can't risk that."
• (Michael Sarrazin) "It's not a risk -- it's a challenge."

Tim McIntire as Smith

• (Tim McIntire) "That's the ugliest looking car I ever saw."
• (Michael Sarrazin) "Looks like a jukebox."

• (Franco's Date) "Um, fill her up, please."
• (Tim McIntire) "Shut it off. Shut it off."
• (Raul Julia) "Hello."
• (Franco's Date) "Hello."
• (Raul Julia) "Where are you going?"
• (Franco's Date) "Los Angeles."
• (Raul Julia) "Driving all night?"
• (Franco's Date) "Yes."
• (Raul Julia) "Alone?"
• (Franco's Date) "Yes."
• (Raul Julia) "You like-a me?"
• (Franco's Date) "Yes."
• (Raul Julia) "Excuse-a one moment. Don't go away."

• (Tim McIntire) "Um -- how are you going to get back to New York?"
• (Michael Sarrazin) "Hadn't given it much thought."
• (Michael Sarrazin) "This is ridiculous."
• (Michael Sarrazin) "Where do you get cars around here?"
• (Tim McIntire) "Well, it's America, babe."
• (Michael Sarrazin) "Gumball."

• (Tim McIntire) "So Mike -- what is this, a vintage car event?"
• (Michael Sarrazin) "Well Smitty, you know some things get meaner as they get older."

J. Pat O'Malley as Barney Donahue

• (J. Pat O'Malley) "Would you say that man Lapchik has a certain "joie de vivre"?"
• (Vaughn Taylor) "I'd say he's possessed of a severe case of masochism."

• (J. Pat O'Malley) "You know how often my wife tried to get me to get rid of this car? Well that's German machinery for you. The car outlasted her."

• (J. Pat O'Malley) "Andy, I need an inspiration."
• (Vaughn Taylor) "Yeah, it's that time of the morning."
• (J. Pat O'Malley) "Something to make the blood hot."
• (Vaughn Taylor) "What would you say to a bit of Henry the Fifth?"
• (J. Pat O'Malley) "Ah, you're a mind reader."

Vaughn Taylor as Andy McAllister - Mercedes Team

• (Vaughn Taylor) "Sedately Barney, as befits our years and station in life."

John Durren as Ace Preston

• (Gibson - Camaro Team) "Jeez, can't we turn off the heater?"
• (John Durren) "Either the engine gets hot, or we get hot."
• (Gibson - Camaro Team) "Well, I'm about to have a stroke."
• (John Durren) "A stroke? I should be so lucky."

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