Cool World Quotes

Cool World is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Cool World stopped airing in 1970.

It features Frank Mancuso, Jr. as producer, Mark Isham in charge of musical score, and John A. Alonzo as head of cinematography.

Cool World is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cool World is 102 minutes long. Cool World is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Kim Basinger as Holli Would, Brad Pitt as Frank Harris, Gabriel Byrne as Jack Deebs, and Candi Milo as Lonette.

Cool World Quotes

Brad Pitt as Frank Harris

• (Brad Pitt) "You think she's got a thing for you, don't you? That's cute -- but don't flatter yourself. That one -- she's a waste of ink."

• (Brad Pitt) "Baby, you and me, I can't have that in the real world. I can't live without you. But I can't be with you. What do you do, huh? What do you do?"
• (Candi Milo) "Well, we're just going to have to pretend, then, aren't we?"

• (Brad Pitt) "You screwed us all -- for a piece of ass?"

• (Brad Pitt) "Noids do not have sex with doodles. It's the oldest law in Cool World. I've never had to enforce it. You cross that line I'll slap you around and make you piss like a puppy. Jack, you think she got a thing for you, don't you? That's sweet. But don't flatter yourself. She's a waste of ink. Truth is she's been after me and every other noid who's come through here. It's just that no one's been insane enough to get involved with her. You keep your pencil in your pocket. Know what I mean?"

• (Brad Pitt) "You're a wacka-do."

• (Brad Pitt) "Hey, sexy."
• (Candi Milo) "It's the man with the badge."
• (Brad Pitt) "In the flesh."
• (Candi Milo) "Don't remind me."
• (Brad Pitt) "How can I help it? What are you doing to me? You're messing me up."
• (Candi Milo) "Oh, honey, you're tense. It's Holli again, isn't it?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Yeah, Miss Holli Would-if-she-could. That dame. You heard anything?"
• (Candi Milo) "Now you know I don't listen to that sleazy cow."
• (Brad Pitt) "Don't. Just don't."
• (Candi Milo) "But why?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Because we can never finish it, Lonette. It's frustrating. I'm like a plug without a socket, you know?"

Kim Basinger as Holli Would

• (Kim Basinger) "I guess you can't think and drive at the same time, huh?"

• (Kim Basinger) "Pencil dicks."

• (Kim Basinger) "You want to know what it is about you that really kicks my ass, Harris?"
• (Brad Pitt) "How about my foot?"

• (Kim Basinger) "Pencil dick."

Gabriel Byrne as Jack Deebs

• (Gabriel Byrne) "I'm a cartoonist. I drew all this. I have visions. I translate this."
• (Brad Pitt) "You do nothing, man. This place exists with or without you. You believe me, right? I'm not one of your creations."
• (Gabriel Byrne) "Right. You're not pretty enough."
• (Brad Pitt) "Good one. Have a seat."

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