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Party Monster (film) Quotes

Party Monster (film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Party Monster stopped airing in 1970.

It features Fenton Bailey as producer, Jimmy Harry in charge of musical score, and Teodoro Maniaci as head of cinematography.

Party Monster (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Party Monster (film) is 99 minutes long. Party Monster (film) is distributed by Strand Releasing.

The cast includes: Seth Green as James, Macaulay Culkin as Michael Alig, Macaulay Culkin as Michael, Wilmer Valderrama as Keoki, Marilyn Manson as Christina, Diana Scarwid as Elke, John Stamos as Talk Show Host, Dylan McDermott as Peter Gatien, Chloë Sevigny as Gitsie, Daniel Franzese as The Rat, Mia Kirshner as Natasha, Justin Hagan as Freez, and Wilson Cruz as Angel.

Party Monster (film) Quotes

Macaulay Culkin as Michael Alig

  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Oh please, the best superstar is a dead superstar."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "But it's my birthday and I wanna have a bloodfeast."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "It's not me that's tired. It's your club. No one wants to come here."
  • (Dylan McDermott) "That's a statement. The damage done to the club will be reimbursed from your earnings from this party and the next two parties that you throw."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Wow. A job. You won't regret this."
  • (Dylan McDermott) "We'll see."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Oh, no thanks -- I don't do drugs."
  • (Seth Green) "Nor do I."
  • (Seth Green) "Did you see that? It just flew right up my nose."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I'm getting away with murder and you're just jealous."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "It's not so bad and after Gitsie and I get married we can have conjugal visits."
  • (Seth Green) "Oh Michael, Im so sorry, didn't you hear? Gitsie's dead. She had an overdose."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I just want to be loved."
  • (Seth Green) "There isn't enough love in the whole wide world to satisfy you."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Greetings, citizens. We are living in the age where the pursuit of all values other than money, success, fame and glamour, has either been discredited or destroyed. Money, success, fame, glamour."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Prison isn't all that different from a nightclub. Everything's for free and I don't have to get out of bed in the morning and I can get all the drugs and sex I want."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I love the eyepatch by the way. Very -- Pirates of the Caribbean -- arg"
  • (Mia Kirshner) "He lost it."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Whatever"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "The best superstar is a dead superstar."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Peter still loves me more than he loves you."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I'm still fabulous."
  • (Mia Kirshner) "When I look in your eyes, do you want to know what I see? I see a poor, pathetic, frightened little boy too scared to face reality."
  • (Mia Kirshner) "You're fabulous."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "We're like two peas in a pod, you and I, James."
  • (Seth Green) "I pity the pod."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Come to my party?"
  • (Wilmer Valderrama) "Oh dude, thank you so much."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "You could be my boyfriend."
  • (Wilmer Valderrama) "Oh actually, um, I'm not gay. I'm actually here with a couple of babes."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Well, let's talk after a couple cocktails. Drink ticket?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I need some money"
  • (Seth Green) "But Michael I'm broke -- and I have a stomach ache."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "More as in -- more, moron."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Well, scrod-la-dah. I can pee again."
  • (Chloë Sevigny) "Me too."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Oh James. I'm so glad I ran into you. Here, come to my party. The first annual King and Queen of Downtown Pageant."
  • (Seth Green) "I'd rather suck on a urinal cake."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "But James you have to come. You're my best friend."
  • (Seth Green) "How can we be best friends when I don't even like you?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Have you met Keoki?"
  • (Seth Green) "Well Aloha. How about a lei? I've always had a soft spot for Hawaiian Punch."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "His name is Keoki and he's my new boyfriend. Tootles."
  • (Seth Green) "Tootles?"
  • (Seth Green) "Wait, it says here that I'm the emcee."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "That's not a crack hole. That's a rat hole."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Why don't we make a pact whenever you feel down I'll help you and whenever I feel down you'll help me it'll be like a seesaw except neither one of us can get off."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "We don't do, we just are."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Let's see -- what else, oh once when I was 10 my Sunday school teacher took me back to his house. He taught me how to french kiss among other things --"
  • (Diana Scarwid) "He really took my boy under his wind. Very nice man."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "His mother caught us in the basement. She screamed, "I told you not to bring them here." He said, "Don't you'll frighten them away.""
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Think of the press."
  • (Dylan McDermott) "Think of the cost. I buy you an apartment, set you up with a magazine, pay all your bills, and still you want more. It's never enough. Is it?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "It's a reciprocal kind of relationship. You know, Peter? Father son kind of thing."
  • (Dylan McDermott) "And another thing. You drug use is become in discriminant."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I won't do crack without heroin."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "You pathetic, drug addict losers."
  • (Seth Green) "Michael, I am not addicted to drugs. I am addicted to glamour."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "You. James Clark, you should be ashamed of yourself."
  • (Seth Green) "How dare you use my real name. And Michael, your champagne. Oh correction, your sparkling wine tastes like piss."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "So where was I? Oh yeah, so we'll put James in a cage and hang a sign over it that says "do not feed the drug child." It will transform Limelight and New York nightlife forever and it will be more outrageous than anything before. New stars, no rules, anything goes. Everyone will want to come."
  • (Dylan McDermott) "Michael, aren't you listening to anything I've said?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Yes siree. But this will work."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I'd stake my life on it."
  • (Dylan McDermott) "You're crazy."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Ah, James. Keoki. Just in time to toast to Disco 2000."
  • (Dylan McDermott) "To Disco 2000."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Wait, don't go. Do you want a cocktail? Here, I have drink tickets."
  • (Seth Green) "Drink tickets? You obviously couldn't even organize a glass of water."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I want you to teach me how to be fabulous."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "James, would I lie to you"
  • (Seth Green) "All the time."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "You saved my life, you know? Thank you."
  • (Seth Green) "I'm afraid I'm going to have to hang up now."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Why?"
  • (Seth Green) "Because you're trying to turn this into an after school special. Because you wanna get the last word and you want this to end with everyone liking you and it's my movie. I can't let it end that way."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "You always kept our pact. This is where I need to be."
  • (Seth Green) "I know what you're trying to do and it's not going to work. Goodbye Michael Alig."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "You'll love me, I promise."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Hi, I'm Michael Alig."
  • (Seth Green) "Well, I'll alert the media. Gotta dash."

Marilyn Manson as Christina

  • (Marilyn Manson) "How do you like my UFO?"

Seth Green as James

  • (Seth Green) "If you are going to be a superstar DJ, there are three simple rules you need to remember: Number One: You can always rely the Studio 54 compilation set. They're premixed. They last for hours. And Number Two: Madonna. Always works. And Number Three: When all else fails, play techno. It's nondescript, nonrecognizable, and everyone will think you're so cutting edge."
  • (Seth Green) "Testing one, two. Testing. Testosterone, testicular cancer, Tess of the d'Urbervilles."
  • (Seth Green) "Michael, I have to talk to you."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Not now, James. We have to go before the police get here. Now get in. You, what's your name?"
  • (Wilson Cruz) "Um, I'm Angel."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Well, where's your wings?"
  • (Seth Green) "Michael."
  • (Wilson Cruz) "What?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Listen, could you help us get this door closed? I think you have to do it from the outside."
  • (Wilson Cruz) "If I do that then I won't be able to come."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "If you do this now you'll be one of us and next time I'll make you VIP. Very, very important person. So come on now. Be an Angel."
  • (Seth Green) "Michael, you're out of your mind."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Oh please, party in the truck."
  • (Male Geisha) "Why doesn't Fran come into work anymore?"
  • (Seth Green) "Because she's been indicted for tax evasion and cannot leave her house."
  • (Male Geisha) "Oh -- I miss Fran. Her new house is neat and tidy."
  • (Unnamed) "I can't believe you still talk to him."
  • (Seth Green) "Well, when was the last time you heard of a pea changing its pod?"
  • (Seth Green) "And now I've been cut off without a penny. So, no more trust fund, and no more Gaultier, and no more f***ing Comme des Garçons, Michael."
  • (Seth Green) "No, no, no, for the love of God, no. We are not going to start out with Michael Alig's pathetic childhood; "I was molested, wahhh.""
  • (Seth Green) "Oh darling, half the fun of eating meat is hacking it up."
  • (Seth Green) "It's really a shame you cant publish a sentence. I'm convinced it would be a best seller."
  • (Dallas stage hand) "Okay, you guys are on stage in five."
  • (Seth Green) "What do you mean, on stage?"
  • (Dallas stage hand) "You know; your show."
  • (Seth Green) "Wait, what show?"
  • (Seth Green) "But we don't do anything."
  • (Seth Green) "Today I've come up with the perfect sentence. The rhythm, the syntax, the dipthongs, the dissidence"
  • (Seth Green) "Last night, I dreamt of Glocca Morra -- again."
  • (Seth Green) "It's really a shame you can't publish a sentence. I'm convinced it would be a best-seller."
  • (Seth Green) "Now it's all about photo placement. So if you're in a group of three always, always, always make sure that you're the one standing on the right because that way when they print the picture you'll be the one on the left. The caption will read "James St. James and bla bla bla" were seen, okay?"
  • (Seth Green) "Okay. Rules of press. Number one, no publicity is bad publicity. Number two, once something is printed it automatically becomes true. So number three, never ever dish anyone in print. Never be seen drinking anything other than champagne and never take heroin. Never wear white after Labor Day and avoid that one like the plague."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "More, more."
  • (Seth Green) "Okay, okay. The art of working a room. Upon making your grand entrance, take your partner by the hand and circle around the room. Smile and say "hello" to everyone in the room. Even if you don't know them. Especially if you don't know them."
  • (Seth Green) "Hi."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Hello. Hi."
  • (Seth Green) "Hi. Oh I'm so glad you came."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "I know you."
  • (Seth Green) "Go once around the room in opposite directions. You go clockwise to my anti-clockwise. Tell all the people how you've lost your friend and how desperate you are to find them. Oh, where could my friend be? Now suddenly we bump into each other and scream with uncontained joy."
  • (Seth Green) "Good. Now link arms and around we go once more telling all our new found friends how we've found each other. We found each other."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "We found each other. Don't worry, I've found him."
  • (Seth Green) "Then leave. The whole thing should take an hour, 90 minutes tops. Do that once a night for three months and you'll be the toast of the town."

Dylan McDermott as Peter Gatien

  • (Dylan McDermott) "Does she speak?"
  • (Chloë Sevigny) "Only when he wants me to."
  • (Dylan McDermott) "My kind of girl."
  • (Dylan McDermott) "I know you don't like them, but the place is packed almost every single night. The kid is doing something right."
  • (Mia Kirshner) "And that's gonna do us a lot of good when the feds shut us down."

Wilmer Valderrama as Keoki

  • (Wilmer Valderrama) "Wow, I never thought I'd be taking a cab to the Bronx with a guy. I figured I come to the club -- tell a few girls "no, not tonite" -- It's just -- ehh, you know --"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Get in."
  • (Wilmer Valderrama) "Okay."
  • (Wilmer Valderrama) "What's that?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "It's a kitty. Aw, it's our lovechild. We'll call him Skrinkle."
  • (Seth Green) "As you dry your eyes, let me just say this about that. Skrinkle was just the beginning. Skrinkle begat Skroddle and Skrinkle and Skroddle were the Lego blocks of a strange new world he was building for us all. You were either a Skrink or a Skrod. I was a Skrinklada if I was good or a stupid Skrod lover if I was bad. Somehow, his dopey language caught on like his stupid parties."
  • (Wilmer Valderrama) "Michael, what are you doing?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Skrinkle and I just did all your cocaine."
  • (Wilmer Valderrama) "You did what?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Well I just figured if you're gonna ruin our relationship by doing drugs I should see what all the fuss is about."
  • (Wilmer Valderrama) "Oh great, so now we have two drug addicts in the family?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "And Skrinkle makes three. Do you have any more?"
  • (Wilmer Valderrama) "What do you mean any more?"
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "More as in more. Moron. What part don't you understand, duh face?"
  • (Wilmer Valderrama) "f*** you, I'm out of here."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "You're just mad because I did all your stuff and I didn't even like it. If you walk out that door I'm gonna kill myself."

John Stamos as Talk Show Host

  • (John Stamos) "-- and what happened when you took the pill?"
  • (Diana Scarwid) "well, my headache went away."
  • (John Stamos) "It's not even our Halloween show."

Diana Scarwid as Elke

  • (Diana Scarwid) "This is all your fault."
  • (Seth Green) "My fault?"
  • (Diana Scarwid) "All your fault. You feeding my child drugs."
  • (Seth Green) "No. Didn't you see?"
  • (Seth Green) "Come on, I'll take you to Port Authority."
  • (Diana Scarwid) "I came in a stretch limo. I'm not leaving on a bus."

Daniel Franzese as The Rat

  • (Daniel Franzese) "Remember me? Clara the Chicken -- and Terisius the Rat."
  • (Seth Green) "No."
  • (Daniel Franzese) "You really should stay off the K"

Justin Hagan as Freez

  • (Justin Hagan) "Michael look. You see that hole? There's a hole back there. There's something in there. If I could just reach my hand."
  • (Justin Hagan) "f***. f***. f***ing rat. I just got bit by a f***ing rat."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Well what do you know. That's not a crack hole, that's a rat hole. Rats on crack attack."

Wilson Cruz as Angel

  • (Wilson Cruz) "Michael. Hey, I got my wings."
  • (Macaulay Culkin) "Then fly away home. The police are coming."

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