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Dharma and Greg Quotes

Dharma & Greg is a TV program that was first aired in 1997 on American Broadcasting Company. Dharma &amp stopped airing in 2002.

Dharma & Greg lasted 5 seasons and 119 episodes. Dharma & Greg is executive produced by Chuck Lorre, Dottie Dartland, Don Foster, Brian Medavoy, Erwin More, Bill Prady, and Sid Youngers. Dharma & Greg is created by Dottie Dartland, and Chuck Lorre.

Dharma & Greg is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dharma & Greg is est. 22 minutes long. Dharma & Greg is produced by Chuck Lorre and distributed by 20th Television.

The cast includes: Shae D'Lyn as Jane Deaux, Helen Greenberg as Marci, and Floyd Red Crow Westerman as George.

Dharma & Greg Quotes

Shae D'Lyn as Jane Deaux

  • (Shae D'Lyn) "What's that? It smells like you're frying vomit."
  • (Unnamed) "Close. I'm making a great big pot of Haggis"
  • (Shae D'Lyn) "What have you been drinking?"
  • (Unnamed) "Scotch. Which was invented by the great Scotsman, Angus McBarf when his wife told him what was for dinner."
  • (Unnamed) "Justice Department"
  • (Treasury Officer) "Treasury Department"
  • (Unnamed) "San Francisco Library"
  • (Shae D'Lyn) "Organ Donor"

Floyd Red Crow Westerman as George

  • (Unnamed) "George, have I changed?"
  • (Floyd Red Crow Westerman) "I don't know, but you could have mentioned that you moved. I scared the hell out of some skinny guy in the shower."

Helen Greenberg as Marci

  • (Unnamed) "-- but that doesn't change the fact that we have no money."
  • (Helen Greenberg) "Maybe not, but we've got love."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I could try to pay the phone bill with love, but I think it's a felony."
  • (Helen Greenberg) "Actually, prostitution is only a misdemeanor."
  • (Unnamed) "Great, that takes care of the phone bill."

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