Phil of the Future Quotes

Phil of the Future is a Sitcom that was first aired in 2004 on Disney Channel. Phil of the Future completed its run in 2006.

Phil of the Future was on for 2 seasons and 43 episodes. It features John Adair as theme composer. Phil of the Future is executive produced by Tim Maile. Phil of the Future is created by Tim Maile and Douglas Tuber.

Phil of the Future is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Phil of the Future is 22 minutes long. Phil of the Future is produced by 2121 Productions and distributed by Disney-ABC Domestic Television.

The cast includes: Keely Teslow as Keely Teslow, Lloyd Diffy as Lloyd Diffy, Lloyd Diffy as Pim Diffy, Curtis as Curtis, and Barbara "Barb" Diffy as Barbara Diffy.

Phil of the Future Quotes

Keely Teslow as Keely Teslow

• (Phil Diffy) "Well, the Giggle is only designed for one."
• (Keely Teslow) "We can sit close."
• (Phil Diffy) "Okay."
• (Keely Teslow) "You okay?"
• (Phil Diffy) "Uh-uh."

• (Keely Teslow) "Hey. So I got your message. Where's your racket?"
• (Phil Diffy) "My dad says our puddinator project will draw a lot of attention and that people will find out that we're from the future -- My family has to move."
• (Keely Teslow) "This is crazy. We had all these plans. We were gonna go fishing this summer and I hate fishing. The only reason I was gonna go was because I thought it'd be fun with you."
• (Keely Teslow) "S-so when are you leaving?"
• (Phil Diffy) "Tonight."
• (Keely Teslow) "T-tonight? This isn't fair. It just seems like kids should have a say in whether they move or not."
• (Phil Diffy) "Tell me about it."
• (Keely Teslow) "So, you wanna play one last game of tennis?"
• (Phil Diffy) "Keely, you know I do. I can't. I have to help pack."
• (Phil Diffy) "Bye, Keel."
• (Phil Diffy) "Sorry."
• (Keely Teslow) "Bye, Phil."

• (Phil Diffy) "We've got to stop her. That's what we've got to do. We need to think of a plan."
• (Keely Teslow) "Okay."
• (Keely Teslow) "Are you thinking of a plan? Cause' I'm just looking serious."

• (Phil Diffy) "Keely, Keely, Keely."
• (Keely Teslow) "Don't you triple Keely me."

• (Keely Teslow) "I can't stand her. I wish a building would fall on her. I wish she'd get stung by a fifty-pound bee."
• (Keely Teslow) "I wish a dog would mistake her for a fire hydrant. I wish the US Women's Soccer team would use her as a football."
• (Phil Diffy) "Hey, how about being run over by a steam roller?"
• (Keely Teslow) "Phil, grow up."

• (Keely Teslow) "She's in Indonesia."
• (Phil Diffy) "You have your latitude and longitude mixed up. She's next to Kid Rock and Ricki Lake."
• (Keely Teslow) "I know a shortcut through Tiger Woods."

• (Keely Teslow) "Um, too many people."
• (Phil Diffy) "Uh, Mom, Dad?"
• (Lloyd Diffy) "But it's my house."

• (Keely Teslow) "In the future, will you wait for me?"
• (Phil Diffy) "Really? 'Cause you'll be really really old."
• (Phil Diffy) "But that shouldn't matter. See you, pepper."
• (Keely Teslow) "See you, salt."
• (Keely Teslow) "In -- in other news -- Oh, whats the point, we all know nothing's going to top that."

Lloyd Diffy as Pim Diffy

• (Bradley Benjamin Farmer) "I think that's more the woman's job. Surely you know how it is, Mr. Diffy?"
• (Lloyd Diffy) "And how."
• (Lloyd Diffy) "H-How dare you say that, you insensitive clod. Uh, honey, give him the talk you always give me."

• (Lloyd Diffy) "Now stop before he goes on the floor."

• (Lloyd Diffy) "You used up all the milk."
• (Phil Diffy) "That's because you used up all the ugly."
• (Lloyd Diffy) "You ate all the toast."
• (Phil Diffy) "I thought it was only fair, I ate all the cereal"
• (Barbara "Barb" Diffy) "Calm down, you two. There's plenty more toast"
• (Phil Diffy) "Oh no, I upset shorty."
• (Lloyd Diffy) "That does it."
• (Phil Diffy) "You wanna say that standing up?"

• (Phil Diffy) "Phil, I told you not to use holographic geniuses to help you with your homework."
• (Phil Diffy) "They're no help at all, and they're the biggest nerds of all times."
• (Lloyd Diffy) "Hey, who drank all my juice boxes?"

• (Phil Diffy) "I'M PHIL OF THE FUTURE."
• (Lloyd Diffy) "Phil, are you, five?"
• (Phil Diffy) "-- No."
• (Lloyd Diffy) "Really? Cause you look pretty five."
• (Lloyd Diffy) "Tell me if you think this is funny. Knock, knock."
• (Phil Diffy) "Who's there?"
• (Lloyd Diffy) "Boo."
• (Phil Diffy) "Boo who?"
• (Lloyd Diffy) "Stop cryin and I'll tell ya."
• (Lloyd Diffy) "That's it, you ARE five."

Barbara "Barb" Diffy as Barbara Diffy

• (Barbara "Barb" Diffy) "That's perfect. I could be the hostess with the mostess."
• (Lloyd Diffy) "Mom, you can't even make toastess."

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