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Road to Europe Quotes

Road to Europe is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Road to Europe stopped airing in 1970.

Road to Europe Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Hey -- shut up."
  • (Unnamed) "We're playing five concerts in five big cities --"
  • (Unnamed) "Rock and Roll."
  • (Unnamed) "Why don't you go sit in the corner? Go on."
  • (Both) "We're too different to ever be pals -- You and I are so awfully different, too awfully different, to ever be pals."
  • (Unnamed) "Your head's as massive as a meteorite."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, very funny -- You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light."
  • (Unnamed) "I bet money, you'll marry a honey, who's pretty and funny, and her name will be Ted."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, a gay joke."
  • (Unnamed) "I just work with what you give me."
  • (Both) "You might think we're 'N Sync but we stink, as a duo."
  • (Unnamed) "'Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts."
  • (Unnamed) "And you get a kick out of stroking your --"
  • (Unnamed) "Whoa whoa whoa, you can't say that on TV."
  • (Unnamed) "What, ego?"
  • (Unnamed) "Never mind."
  • (Both) "We're too different to ever be pals."
  • (Unnamed) "Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on "Jolly Farm". Goodbye forever. Stewie. P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm -- I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm -- It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's -- It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll -- Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm -- Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever. P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh My God."

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