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Big Trouble in Little China Quotes

Big Trouble in Little China is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Big Trouble in Little China ended in 1970.

It features Larry J. Franco as producer, John Carpenter in charge of musical score, and Dean Cundey as head of cinematography.

Big Trouble in Little China is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Big Trouble in Little China is 99 minutes long. Big Trouble in Little China is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Kurt Russell as Jack Burton, Kim Cattrall as Gracie, Dennis Dun as Wang Chi, James Hong as Lo Pan, Victor Wong as Egg Shen, Carter Wong as Thunder, Kate Burton as Margo, Chao-Li Chi as Uncle Chu, Donald Li as Eddie, and Suzee Pai as Miao Yin.

Big Trouble in Little China Quotes

James Hong as Lo Pan

  • (James Hong) "And when I find her, I will marry her --"
  • (Dennis Dun) "Never."
  • (James Hong) "Ching Dai will be appeased, my curse will be lifted."
  • (Kurt Russell) "And you can go on to rule the universe from beyond the grave."
  • (James Hong) "Indeed."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Or check into a psycho ward, whichever comes first, right?"
  • (Dennis Dun) "Jack, will you?"
  • (Kurt Russell) ""Jack" what? I'm supposed to buy this s***? 2000 years, he can't find one broad to fit the bill? Come on, Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong."
  • (James Hong) "There have been others, to be sure. There are always others. But you know, Mr. Burton, the difficulties between men and women. How seldom it works out? Yet we all keep trying, like fools."
  • (James Hong) "And now, my beloved disciples. The moment of truth -- the needle of love."
  • (James Hong) "Good knife. Goodbye, Mr. Burton."
  • (Kurt Russell) "It's all in the reflexes."
  • (James Hong) "No pathetic excuses. I smell the blood of human beings; find them. Boil them until their flesh falls off. You heard me."
  • (James Hong) "What does it mean? Two girls with green eyes. After all these years."
  • (Kim Cattrall) "You bastards, unchain me. You're not gonna get away with this. Where's Lo Pan?"
  • (James Hong) "This one has fire as well."
  • (James Hong) "Who are these people? Friends of yours, huh? Now this really pisses me off to no end."
  • (James Hong) "Mr. Burton, if you have an influence over your youthful friend, you better exert it now. Otherwise, I will have you both brought out to the hell where people are skinned alive, it's that simple, understand?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "Are you crazy, is that your problem?"
  • (Dennis Dun) "No, he means it, Jack."
  • (James Hong) "Magic -- The darkest magic. My soul swims in it -- Scattered across time, trapped in the world of formlessness --"
  • (James Hong) "They have returned. And this time they are not alone. Egg Shen is with them. Little bastard sorcerer has brought them through the Bog of the Dead Trees."
  • (James Hong) "Egg Shen -- EGG SHEN. You have come a long ways to find me. But it is too late. There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both. And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law to appease my emperor and live out my earthly pleasures with Miao Yin."
  • (James Hong) "That's right, Egg Shen. The best of two worlds."

Kurt Russell as Jack Burton

  • (Kurt Russell) "Well, ya see, I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Are you crazy -- Is that your problem?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?"
  • (Carter Wong) "Who?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "Jack Burton. Me."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Which Lo Pan? Little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "This is gonna take crackerjack timing, Wang."
  • (Kurt Russell) "What does that say?"
  • (Dennis Dun) "Hell of Boiling Oil."
  • (Kurt Russell) "You're kidding."
  • (Dennis Dun) "Yeah, I am. It says Keep Out."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes.""
  • (Kurt Russell) "Two, three feet thick, I'll bet. Probably welded shut from the outside, and covered with brick by now."
  • (Dennis Dun) "Don't give up, Jack."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Oh, okay, I won't, Wang. Let's just chew our way outta here."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Oh, my god, no. Please. What is that? Don't tell me."
  • (Victor Wong) "A guardian. What it sees, Lo Pan knows."
  • (Kurt Russell) "When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail.""
  • (Kurt Russell) "Is this gonna get ugly, now? Huh? I hope not. Because I thought what we were here, racial differences notwithstanding, was just a couple of old friends. You know, just both of us Californians."
  • (Kurt Russell) "If you have problem like that again, just reach for the sky."
  • (Kurt Russell) "You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave."
  • (James Hong) "Indeed."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "Everybody relax, I'm here."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Abandoned like hell."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Sooner or later I rub everybody the wrong way."
  • (Kurt Russell) "We made it. Holy s***, we made it."
  • (Kurt Russell) "I'm a reasonable guy. But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn -- call the president."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Son of a bitch must pay."
  • (Kurt Russell) "All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a god**** alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with light coming out of his mouth."
  • (Kurt Russell) "This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there."
  • (Kurt Russell) "That is not water."
  • (Victor Wong) "Black blood of the earth."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Do you mean oil?"
  • (Victor Wong) "I mean black blood of the earth."
  • (Kurt Russell) "What does that mean? Huh? "China is here." I don't even know what the hell that means."
  • (Kurt Russell) "I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why're you dressed like that?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "Tall guy, weird clothes. First you see him, then you don't."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Henry Swanson's my name, and excitement's my game."
  • (White Tiger) "Cash or charge?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "Oh gosh, cash, I guess. I mean it's not deductible, is it."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Ol' Jack always says -- what the hell?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "Hollow?"
  • (Dennis Dun) "Hollow."
  • (Kurt Russell) "f*** it."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Mutual Fidelity Insureres of Sacramento -- well there's gotta be a listing honey, cause I pay 'um 6 g's a year in premiums."
  • (Chao-Li Chi) "China is here Mr. Burton. The Chang Sing, The Wing Kong, they've been fighting for centuries."
  • (Kurt Russell) "What the hell does that mean? huh? China is here, I don't even know what the hell that means, all I know is this "Lo Pan" character comes out of thin air in the middle of a god**** alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light coming out of his mouth."
  • (Dennis Dun) "Jack please --"
  • (Chao-Li Chi) "WHAT HAPPENED."
  • (Dennis Dun) "He didnt uncle Chu, not like he says."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Sure did uncle Chu, 2 hours ago, Tall guy Weird clothes, first you see him then you don't."
  • (Kurt Russell) "yeah, is this just a switch board or something --"
  • (Chao-Li Chi) "Lo Pan appeared on the street? Wang Chi why didn't you tell me?"
  • (Dennis Dun) "We didn't want to alarm you uncle."
  • (Kurt Russell) "I'm gonna tell you about an accident and I dont want to hear an act of god alright."
  • (Donald Li) "Good Afternoon Mr. Wong"
  • (Dennis Dun) "Eddie, meet my dear friend Jack Burton. Jack, Eddie is the new maitre'd here at the Black Pool."
  • (Chao-Li Chi) "And a whole lot more."
  • (Kurt Russell) "I don't know my policy number, it's in the glove compartment, just look under B.U.R.T.O.N. alright."
  • (Chao-Li Chi) "Jack Burton?"
  • (Chao-Li Chi) "Wow, the guy you always told me about huh? So that was your abandon truck."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Yeah, abandon like hell."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Hey. Hello. Hello. AAHHH Christ."
  • (Donald Li) "Bad news. The Lords of Death stole it after you ran away."
  • (Kurt Russell) "They stole my truck?"
  • (Dennis Dun) "It's ok Jack, you're with friend, we'll find it for you."
  • (Kurt Russell) "You're god**** right your gonna help me find it, and my money, and time is money to a guy lik me --"
  • (Kurt Russell) "-- and your phone is dead by the way."
  • (Kurt Russell) "You got a tongue, Dave. Ask her yourself."
  • (Kurt Russell) "What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?"
  • (Victor Wong) "Yeah."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?"
  • (Victor Wong) "Yeah."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Good. Thought so."

Victor Wong as Egg Shen

  • (Victor Wong) "You will come out no more."
  • (Kurt Russell) "What? Huh? What'll come out no more?"
  • (Victor Wong) "Come on."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Dammit."
  • (Victor Wong) "Lo Pan is down there."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Down where?"
  • (Victor Wong) "Where is the universe?"
  • (Pinstripe lawyer) "What I'd like to do today is get your version of what happened."
  • (Victor Wong) "Oh, you mean the truth."
  • (Pinstripe lawyer) "Of course. First, just state your name and your occupation for the record."
  • (Victor Wong) "Oh, Egg Shen. Bus driver."
  • (Victor Wong) "Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Real things?"
  • (Victor Wong) "As real as Lo Pan."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Hey, what more can a guy ask for?"
  • (Victor Wong) "Oh, the six-demon bag."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?"
  • (Victor Wong) "Wind, fire, all that kind of thing."
  • (Victor Wong) "We're getting close, real close. And now for some more bad news -- Ready?"
  • (Victor Wong) "We take what we want and leave the rest, just like your salad bar."

Dennis Dun as Wang Chi

  • (Dennis Dun) "Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won; here's to America's colors, the colors that never run."
  • (Kurt Russell) "May the wings of liberty never lose a feather."
  • (Dennis Dun) "A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face, Jack."
  • (Victor Wong) "Yeah, and a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain."
  • (Dennis Dun) "Jack, listen, I need more of your help. I can't pay you today, okay?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "Oh, s***."
  • (Dennis Dun) "How can I? I need all my cash for Miao Yin."
  • (Donald Li) "And it's gonna cost. She's got green eyes."
  • (Kim Cattrall) "Oh no, seriously? Oh, that's an extra to these people. It's like leather bucket seats, it's double the price."
  • (Dennis Dun) "Jack, first I gotta go somewhere, Jack."
  • (Kurt Russell) "No, you don't."
  • (Dennis Dun) "Yeah, I do. So how 'bout we meet at my restaurant in a few hours, you know? I pay the money then."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Pay the money now. Where you gotta go?"
  • (Dennis Dun) "The airport."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Yeah, right. Over my dead body."
  • (Dennis Dun) "If need be."
  • (Dennis Dun) "You ready, Jack?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "I was born ready."
  • (Dennis Dun) "That's why the bottle didn't slice. My mind and my spirit are goin' north and south."

Kim Cattrall as Gracie

  • (Kim Cattrall) "I'd go in there with you, but they know my face and they'd wanna push it in."
  • (Kim Cattrall) "I'd go with you but --"
  • (Kurt Russell) "I know, there's a problem with your face."
  • (Kim Cattrall) "What was that?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "6.9 on the Richter scale."
  • (Kim Cattrall) "Don't panic, it's only me, Gracie Law."
  • (Kim Cattrall) "Do you have a gun, I hope?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "I have a knife."
  • (Kim Cattrall) "A knife? This guy's twelve feet tall."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Seven. Hey, don't worry, I can handle him."

Kate Burton as Margo

  • (Kate Burton) "This is just so shocking. I mean I must just be so monumentally naive."
  • (Donald Li) "You are."
  • (Kate Burton) "God, aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "Nope."

Donald Li as Eddie

  • (Donald Li) "Well sure it was a war. And anybody that showed up was gonna join Lem Lee in the Hell of Being Cut to Pieces."
  • (Kurt Russell) "Hell of being what?"
  • (Donald Li) "Chinese have a lot of Hells."

Suzee Pai as Miao Yin

  • (Suzee Pai) "I don't belong to you."
  • (James Hong) "You don't. You belong to Ching Dai. I must sacrifice you. But I love you and I need you."
  • (Suzee Pai) "No."
  • (James Hong) "Here take her. Take the bitch."

Carter Wong as Thunder

  • (Carter Wong) "Play your cards right -- you live to talk about it."

Chao-Li Chi as Uncle Chu

  • (Chao-Li Chi) "What the hell is Gracie Law doing here?"
  • (Kurt Russell) "She can't get enough of me."
  • (Kim Cattrall) "Hah. He wishes."

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