Cat Ballou Quotes

Cat Ballou is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Cat Ballou completed its run in 1970.

It features Harold Hecht as producer, Frank De Vol (score) in charge of musical score, and Jack A. Marta as head of cinematography.

Cat Ballou is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Tom Nardini as Jackson Two-Bears, Lee Marvin as Kid Sheleen, Michael Callan as Clay Boone, Jane Fonda as Cat, John Marley as Frankie Ballou, Arthur Hunnicutt as Butch Cassidy, Dwayne Hickman as Jed, Reginald Denny as Sir Harry Percival, Frank DeVol as Undertaker, and Jay C. Flippen as Sheriff Cardigan.

Cat Ballou Quotes

Tom Nardini as Jackson Two-Bears

• (Tom Nardini) "Kid, Kid, what a time to fall off the wagon. Look at your eyes."
• (Lee Marvin) "What's wrong with my eyes?"
• (Tom Nardini) "Well they're red, bloodshot."
• (Lee Marvin) "You ought to see 'em from my side."

• (Tom Nardini) "Sholom Aleichem."

• (Tom Nardini) "Don't call me 'Lo'."

• (Tom Nardini) "He's a murderer, a hired killer. His nose was bit off in a fight."
• (John Marley) "If I was gonna be scared, I'd be scared of the fella who bit it off, not him."

Lee Marvin as Kid Sheleen

• (Lee Marvin) "At first you don't think you can stand to get hit, then you realize you can take it 'cause the blood don't matter, and you know you're gonna live. It's a great gift I'm goin' to give you; to know it don't hurt to fight."

• (Lee Marvin) "Let's have a drink for old times' sake."
• (Arthur Hunnicutt) "Old times' sake? That means you got no cash."

• (Lee Marvin) "Guns, bottles, fists, knives, clubs; all the same to me. All the same to you?"

• (Lee Marvin) "See ya later, son."

• (Lee Marvin) "I smell a water hole."

• (Lee Marvin) "Oh, it was just swell. Just the way I figured it'd be."

Dwayne Hickman as Jed

• (Dwayne Hickman) "Hold on. ma'am."
• (Michael Callan) "Listen, Miss Ballou."

• (Dwayne Hickman) "Ma'am, I can understand your objection to rustlin'; a girl with your background and gentle upbringing; but it's the only way we can raise money."
• (Jane Fonda) "No it's not."
• (Michael Callan) "Well, what do you think we ought to do that's fittin' and proper?"
• (Jane Fonda) "Rob a train."

• (Dwayne Hickman) "Ma'am, I apologize for my disgusting condition and I assure you I will not inflict myself on you any further."

Jane Fonda as Cat

• (Jane Fonda) "Where are you staying?"
• (Dwayne Hickman) "On the run, ma'am. Hiding out in a crowd."

• (Jane Fonda) "Stay here with us. There's somebody trying to kill my father."
• (Dwayne Hickman) "No."
• (Michael Callan) "Jed --"
• (Jane Fonda) "Jed."
• (Dwayne Hickman) "We'll stay, ma'am, it'll be our pleasure to do what we can."
• (Jane Fonda) "We don't need him them."
• (Michael Callan) "I think you do. My Uncle here ain't never shot at a man. It's against his principles."
• (Jane Fonda) "Is that true?"
• (Dwayne Hickman) "Oh yes, ma'am, that's true. Neither has he."
• (Michael Callan) "But we'll stay and do what we can. As long as there ain't no trouble."

• (Jane Fonda) "All right. You all say you love me and are beholden to me, and "take it easy Cat. We're gonna take care of you.""

• (Jane Fonda) "You killed my Father."
• (Jay C. Flippen) "Oh, that can't be. He's been sitting right there all morning."
• (Jane Fonda) "No, I saw him."
• (Unnamed) "He hasn't been out that rocker all morning long."
• (Unnamed) "It's a fact."
• (Jane Fonda) "Why do you say that?"
• (Jay C. Flippen) "Just telling the truth."

• (Jane Fonda) "You won't make me cry. You'll never make me cry."

• (Jane Fonda) "Why do men always think marriage is the only thing on a woman's mind?"

• (Jane Fonda) "We did it, Mr. Cassidy. My gang. It's just the beginning. We'll wipe out Wolf City. You help me and I'll make you rich."
• (Arthur Hunnicutt) "Wolf City Development. Property: H. Percival. She stole their payroll, Hedda."
• (Jane Fonda) "Of course."
• (Arthur Hunnicutt) "You ever hear of Mr. Sir Harry Percival? He owns Wolf City Development, which owns Wolf City -- which lets us alone. We don't bother them nor Sir Harry Percival, and they don't bother us."
• (Jane Fonda) "Sir Harry Percival. That's the man I should be after."
• (Arthur Hunnicutt) "How you gonna find him?"
• (Jane Fonda) "You won't help us?"
• (Arthur Hunnicutt) "Cut our own throats?"
• (Jane Fonda) "Hole in the WalI's impregnable."
• (Arthur Hunnicutt) "No such thing. It's more trouble than we're worth to dig us out. Now you made it worthwhile."
• (Jane Fonda) "Some gang of cutthroats and murderers. We used to whisper your names when we were kids; scared to say them out loud. How sad; you got old."

• (Jane Fonda) "Mrs. Parker didn't introduce us, I'm Catherine Ballou."
• (Dwayne Hickman) "I'm drunk as a skunk."

• (Jane Fonda) "Oh, look at that: a painting on the ceiling."
• (Reginald Denny) "Oh, yes. That's a Tintoretto."
• (Jane Fonda) "I'll say it is."

• (Jane Fonda) "I thought you were lying."
• (Michael Callan) "You mean I wasn't?"

• (Jane Fonda) "Some gang. An Indian ranch hand, a drunken gunfighter, a sex maniac, and an uncle."

• (Jane Fonda) "Why is he smiling like that? My father never smiled like that in his whole life?"
• (Frank DeVol) "Well, he's going to smile like that forever, now. Courtesy of the Wolf City Development Company."

• (Jane Fonda) "Jackson, what's happening?"
• (Tom Nardini) "It's ghost sickness."
• (Jane Fonda) "What's that?"
• (Tom Nardini) "In this Indian religion, see, we believe what the gods did when they made a man crazy was they made him fall in love."

• (Jane Fonda) "What are you doing here?"
• (Michael Callan) "Looking for you."
• (Jane Fonda) "But you're an outlaw."
• (Michael Callan) "Sure am. Got a price on my head."
• (Jane Fonda) "Shh --"
• (Michael Callan) "Twenty five dollars for Jed, thirty five dollars for me. Ha ha."
• (Dwayne Hickman) "I want to thank you ma'am for all your help with my nephew and I."

• (Jane Fonda) "Jackson?"
• (Tom Nardini) "Yeah?"
• (Jane Fonda) "Oh, Jackson."

• (Jane Fonda) "And the first time I ask you to do something for me, like rob one little train."

• (Jane Fonda) "Sir Harry Percival, I presume."
• (Reginald Denny) "Really, roughing it on the frontier; how delightful."
• (Jane Fonda) "Oh, you like our wide open spaces?"

John Marley as Frankie Ballou

• (John Marley) "-- and some of them, the very few, Stay pickled 'til they're ninety-twoooo."

• (John Marley) "You'd like a drink better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stub, wouldn't you?"

Michael Callan as Clay Boone

• (Michael Callan) "We can't hold up the train."
• (Jane Fonda) "Why not?"
• (Michael Callan) "Lots of reasons."
• (Jane Fonda) "Name 'em."
• (Michael Callan) "We're rustlers, not train robbers."
• (Jane Fonda) "Well, if people didn't try something new, there wouldn't be hardly any progress at all."

• (Michael Callan) "He did it. He missed the barn."

• (Michael Callan) "What's your name, so I can vote for you in the next election?"

• (Michael Callan) "Come on, jump."
• (Dwayne Hickman) "Jump?"
• (Michael Callan) "Jump."

• (Michael Callan) "I think we'll go to St. Louis."
• (Jane Fonda) "St. Louis?"
• (Michael Callan) "Yeah, St. Louis. City on the Missouri, railhead of the Santa Fe, jump off for the Oregon Trail; producers of beef, beer, shoes and, ah, good times."

• (Michael Callan) "I've never seen a man get through a day so fast."

Reginald Denny as Sir Harry Percival

• (Reginald Denny) "A little wine with music --"
• (Reginald Denny) "-- a little Nineteenth Century science, Stone Age atmosphere, Cave Man passion --"

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