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Kill Bill: Volume 2 Quotes

Kill Bill: Volume 2 is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Kill Bill: Volume 2 ended its run in 1970.

It features Lawrence Bender as producer, The RZA; Robert Rodriguez in charge of musical score, and Robert Richardson (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Kill Bill: Volume 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Kill Bill: Volume 2 is 136 minutes long. Kill Bill: Volume 2 is distributed by Miramax.

The cast includes: David Carradine as Bill, Daryl Hannah as Elle Driver, Michael Madsen as Budd, Perla Haney-Jardine as B.B., Helen Kim as Karen Kim, Vivica A. Fox as Ernie, Samuel L. Jackson as Rufus, Sid Haig as Jay, and Perla Haney-Jardine as B.B.

Kill Bill: Volume 2 Quotes

Daryl Hannah as Elle Driver

  • (Daryl Hannah) "Bill?"
  • (Michael Madsen) "Wrong brother, you hateful bitch."
  • (Daryl Hannah) "Budd?"
  • (Michael Madsen) "Bingo."
  • (Daryl Hannah) "And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure?"
  • (Michael Madsen) "I just caught me a cowgirl that ain't never been caught."
  • (Daryl Hannah) "Did you kill her?"
  • (Michael Madsen) "Well, not yet I ain't. I shot her full of rock salt. She's so gentle right now, I could perform her coup-de-grace with a rock. Anyhoo, guess what I'm holding in my hand right now."
  • (Daryl Hannah) "What?"
  • (Michael Madsen) "A brand spankin' new Hattori Hanzo sword. And I'm here to tell you, Elle -- that's what I call sharp."
  • (Daryl Hannah) "How much?"
  • (Michael Madsen) "Well, that's hard to say, being that it's priceless and all."
  • (Daryl Hannah) "What's the terms?"
  • (Michael Madsen) "Get your bony ass down here in the morning, with a million dollars in folding cash, and I'll give you the greatest sword ever made by man. How do you like the sound of that?"
  • (Daryl Hannah) "Sounds like we got a deal. One condition."
  • (Michael Madsen) "What?"
  • (Daryl Hannah) "She must suffer to her last breath."
  • (Michael Madsen) "Well, that little darlin', I can pretty much damn well guarantee."
  • (Daryl Hannah) "Then I'll see you in the morning -- millionaire."
  • (Daryl Hannah) "That's right. I killed your master. And now I'm gonna kill you too, with your own sword, no less, which in the very immediate future, will become -- my sword."
  • (The Bride) "Bitch, you don't have a future."
  • (The Bride) "I was wondering, just between us girls, what did you say to Pai Mei for him to snatch out your eye?"
  • (Daryl Hannah) "I called him a miserable old fool."
  • (The Bride) "Ooh, bad idea."
  • (Daryl Hannah) "You know what I did? I killed that miserable old fool."
  • (Daryl Hannah) "How do you like the fishheads you miserable old fool?"
  • (Daryl Hannah) "I poisoned his fishheads."
  • (Pai Mei) "Elle, you treacherous dog. I give you my word --"
  • (Daryl Hannah) "And I told him, "To me the word of an old fool like you is worth less than nothing.""
  • (Daryl Hannah) ""The venom of a black mamba can kill a human in four hours if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes." Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. "The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan." You know, I've always liked that word -- 'gargantuan' -- so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence. "If not treated quickly with antivenom, 10 to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings. However, the black mamba can deliver as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite.""
  • (Daryl Hannah) "Hmm, I'm sorry, Budd. That was rude of me, wasn't it? Budd, I'd like to introduce my friend, the black mamba. Black mamba, this is Budd."
  • (Daryl Hannah) "She put a Black Mamba in his camper."
  • (Daryl Hannah) "I got her, sweety."
  • (Daryl Hannah) "She's dead."
  • (Daryl Hannah) "Let me put it this way. If you ever start feeling sentimental, go to Barstow, California. When you get here, walk into a florist and buy a bunch of flowers. Then you take those flowers to Huntington cemetery on Fuller and Guadalupe, look for the headstone marked Paula Schultz, then lay them on the grave. Because you will be standing at the final resting place of BEATRIX KIDDO."
  • (Daryl Hannah) "Gross."
  • (Daryl Hannah) "What's that?"
  • (The Bride) "Budd's Hanzo sword."
  • (Daryl Hannah) "He said he pawned it."
  • (The Bride) "Guess that makes him a liar, don't it?"
  • (Daryl Hannah) "Okay, I'm leaving now, go smoke some pot or something. I'll be there soon."
  • (Daryl Hannah) ""In Africa, the saying goes 'In the bush, an elephant can kill you, a leopard can kill you, and a black mamba can kill you. But only with the mamba is death sure.' Hence its handle, 'Death Incarnate.'" Pretty cool, huh?"
  • (Daryl Hannah) "Bill tells me you had a Hanzo sword once."
  • (Michael Madsen) "Yeah."
  • (Daryl Hannah) "How does this one compare to that one?"
  • (Michael Madsen) "If you're gonna compare a Hanzo sword, you compare it to every other sword ever made -- that wasn't made by Hattori Hanzo."

David Carradine as Bill

  • (David Carradine) "Now if you don't settle down, I'm gonna have to put one in your kneecap. And I hear tell that's a very painful place to get shot in."
  • (David Carradine) "Ha ha ha. I'm just f***ing with you."
  • (David Carradine) "Once upon a time in China, some believe, around the year one double-aught three, head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down the road, contemplating whatever it is that a man of Pai Mei's infinite power contemplates; which is another way of saying "who knows?"; when a Shaolin monk appeared, traveling in the opposite direction. As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned. Now was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk remain unknown. What is known, are the consequences. The next morning Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin Temple and demanded of the Temple's head abbot that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. The Abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find Pai Mei was inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all sixty of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus. And so began the legend of Pai Mei's five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique."
  • (The Bride) "And what, pray tell, is the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique?"
  • (David Carradine) "Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of martial arts. He hits you with his fingertips at five different pressure points on your body. And then he lets you walk away. But after you've taken five steps, your heart explodes inside your body, and you fall to the floor, dead."
  • (David Carradine) "You hocked a Hattori Hanzo Sword?"
  • (Michael Madsen) "Yep."
  • (David Carradine) "It was priceless."
  • (Michael Madsen) "Well, not in El Paso, it ain't. In El Paso I got me $250 for it."
  • (David Carradine) "Anyhow, they all fell under her Hanzo sword."
  • (Michael Madsen) "She's got a Hanzo sword?"
  • (David Carradine) "He made one for her."
  • (Michael Madsen) "Didn't he swear a blood oath to never make another sword?"
  • (David Carradine) "It would appear he has broken it."
  • (Michael Madsen) "Them Japs sure know how to hold a grudge."
  • (Michael Madsen) "Or maybe -- you just tend to bring that out in people."
  • (David Carradine) "How do I look?"
  • (The Bride) "You look ready."
  • (David Carradine) "As you know, l'm quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology -- The mythology is not only great, it's unique."
  • (The Bride) "How long does this s*** take to go into effect?"
  • (David Carradine) "About two minutes, just long enough for me to finish my point. Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears; the glasses, the business suit; that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak -- he's unsure of himself -- he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton."
  • (The Bride) "Ah-so. The point emerges."
  • (David Carradine) "You would've worn the costume of Arlene Plimpton. But you were born Beatrix Kiddo. And every morning when you woke up, you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo. Oh, you can take the needle out."
  • (The Bride) "Are you calling me a superhero?"
  • (David Carradine) "I'm calling you a killer. A natural born killer. You always have been, and you always will be. Moving to El Paso, working in a used record store, goin' to the movies with Tommy, clipping coupons. That's you, trying to disguise yourself as a worker bee. That's you tryin' to blend in with the hive. But you're not a worker bee. You're a renegade killer bee. And no matter how much beer you drank or barbecue you ate or how fat your ass got, nothing in the world would ever change that."
  • (David Carradine) "Do you find me sadistic? You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. At this moment, this is me at my most masochistic."
  • (The Bride) "Bill, it's your bab --"
  • (David Carradine) "Now -- When it comes to you, and us, I have a few unanswered questions. So, before this tale of bloody revenge reaches its climax, I'm going to ask you some questions, and I want you to tell me the truth. However, therein lies a dilemma. Because, when it comes to the subject of me, I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth, especially to me, and least of all, to yourself. And, when it comes to the subject of me, I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say."
  • (The Bride) "How do you suppose we solve this dilemma?"
  • (David Carradine) "Well, it just so happens I have a solution."
  • (David Carradine) "Gotcha."
  • (The Bride) "god****. What the f*** did you just shoot me with?"
  • (David Carradine) "My greatest invention. Or at least, my favorite one."
  • (David Carradine) "Don't touch it, or I'll stick another one right in your cheek."
  • (David Carradine) "Lucky for us all, that's not the case."
  • (David Carradine) "What lies within that dart, just begging to course its way through your veins, is a potent and quite infallible truth serum. I call it "The Undisputed Truth." Twice as strong as sodium penethol, with none of the druggie after-effect. Oh, except for a slight wave of euphoria. Can you feel it?"
  • (The Bride) "Euphoria?"
  • (David Carradine) "Yeah."
  • (The Bride) "No."
  • (David Carradine) "Too bad."
  • (The Bride) "Do I look pretty?"
  • (David Carradine) "Oh, yes."
  • (The Bride) "Thank you."
  • (The Bride) "You know, five years ago, if I had to make a list of impossible things that would never happen, you performing a coup de grace on me, by busting a cap in my crown, would have been right at the top of the list. But I'd be wrong, wouldn't I?"
  • (David Carradine) "-- I'm sorry, was that a question? Of impossible things that could never happen, in this case, yes, you would have been wrong."
  • (The Bride) "Well?"
  • (David Carradine) "When you didn't come back, I naturally assumed that Lisa Wong or somebody else had killed you. Oh, and for the record, letting someone think that someone they love is dead when they're not is quite cruel. I mourned you for three months. And in the third month of mourning you, I tracked you down. Now, I wasn't trying to track you down. I was trying to track down the f***ing assholes who I thought killed you. So, I find you. And what do I find? Not only are you not dead, you're getting married, to some f***ing jerk, and you're pregnant. I -- overreacted."
  • (The Bride) "You overreacted?"
  • (David Carradine) "Isn't it supposed to be bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding?"
  • (Tommy Plympton) "Well, let's just say I like to live dangerously."
  • (David Carradine) "I know just what you mean."
  • (David Carradine) "When I first saw him -- I like his hair."
  • (The Bride) "You promised you'd be nice."
  • (David Carradine) "No, I said I'd do my best. That's hardly a promise."
  • (The Bride) "Before that strip turned blue, I was a woman. I was your woman. I was a killer who killed for you. Before that strip turned blue, I would have jumped a motorcycle onto a speeding train -- for you. But once that strip turned blue, I could no longer do any of those things. Not anymore. Because I was going to be a mother. Can you understand that?"
  • (David Carradine) "Yes. But why didn't you tell me then instead of now?"
  • (The Bride) "Because once I would have told you, you'd claim her, and I didn't want that."
  • (David Carradine) "Not your decision to make."
  • (The Bride) "Yes, but it was the right decision and I made it for my daughter. She deserved to be born with a clean slate. But with you, she would have been born in a world she shouldn't have. I had to choose -- I chose her."
  • (David Carradine) "I was just admiring your sword. Quite a piece of work. Speaking of which, how is Hanzo-san?"
  • (The Bride) "He's good."
  • (David Carradine) "Has his sushi gotten any better?"
  • (David Carradine) "You know, I couldn't believe it. You got him to make you a sword."
  • (The Bride) "It was easy. I just dropped your name, Bill."
  • (David Carradine) "That'd do it."
  • (The Bride) "What are you doing here?"
  • (David Carradine) "What am I doing? A moment ago, I was playin' my flute. But this moment, I'm looking at the most beautiful bride these old eyes have ever seen."
  • (The Bride) "Why are you here?"
  • (David Carradine) "Last look."
  • (The Bride) "Are you going to be nice?"
  • (David Carradine) "I've never been nice my whole life, but I'll do my best -- to be sweet."
  • (The Bride) "You and I have unfinished business."
  • (David Carradine) "Baby, you ain't kidding."
  • (The Bride) "Did he teach you that?"
  • (David Carradine) "No. He teaches no one the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique. Now, Kiddo, one of the things I always liked about you is you appear wise beyond your years. Then allow me to impart a word to the wise. Whatever; WHAT-EVER; Pai Mei says, obey. If you flash him, even for an instant, a defiant eye, he'll pluck it out. And if you throw any American sass his way, he will snap your back and your neck like they were twigs, and that will be the story of you."
  • (The Bride) "How did you find me?"
  • (David Carradine) "I'm the man."
  • (David Carradine) "I suppose the traditional way to conclude this is, we cross Hanzo swords. Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very own private beach. And this private beach just so happens to look particularly beautiful bathed in moonlight. And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight. So, swordfighter, if you want to sword fight, that's where I suggest. But if you wanna be old school about it; and you know I'm all about old school; then we can wait till dawn, and slice each other up at sunrise, like a couple real-life, honest-to-goodness samurais."
  • (David Carradine) "Mommy is still angry at Daddy."
  • (Perla Haney-Jardine) "Why?"
  • (David Carradine) "Well sweety, I love Mommy, but I did to Mommy what you did to Emilio."
  • (Perla Haney-Jardine) "You stomped on Mommy?"
  • (David Carradine) "Worse. I shot Mommy. Not pretend shoot, like we were just doing. I shot her for real."
  • (Perla Haney-Jardine) "Why? Did you want to see what would happen?"
  • (David Carradine) "No, I knew what would happen to Mommy if I shot her. What I didn't know is, when I shot Mommy, what would happen to me."
  • (Perla Haney-Jardine) "What happened?"
  • (David Carradine) "I was very sad. And that was when I learned, some things, once you do, they can never be undone."

Michael Madsen as Budd

  • (Michael Madsen) "I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill. If she wants to fight me, all she gotta do is come down to the Club, start some s***, and we'll be in a fight."
  • (David Carradine) "I know we haven't spoken in some time. And the last time we spoke wasn't the most pleasant. But you've to got to get over being mad at me and start becoming afraid of"
  • (David Carradine) "because she is coming, and she is coming to kill you. And unless you accept my assistance, I have no doubt she will succeed."
  • (Michael Madsen) "I don't dodge guilt, and I don't Jew out of paying my comeuppance."
  • (David Carradine) "Can't we just -- forget the past?"
  • (Michael Madsen) "That woman, deserves her revenge and -- we deserve to die. But then again, so does she. So, I guess we'll just see. Won't we?"
  • (Michael Madsen) "That gentled ya down some. Ain't nobody a badass with a double dose of rock salt that deep in their tits. Not havin tits as fine or big as yours, I can't even imagine how bad that s*** must sting -- yet I don't want to, neither."
  • (Michael Madsen) "I win."
  • (Michael Madsen) "Looky here, bitch, this is a can of Mace. Now, you're going underground tonight, and that's all there is to it. But, when I bury you, I was gonna bury you with this."
  • (Michael Madsen) "But if you're gonna act like a horse's ass, I'll spray this whole god**** can -- RIGHT IN YOUR EYEBALLS."
  • (Michael Madsen) "I'll burn 'em out of your f***in' head. Then you'll be blind, burnin', and buried alive. So what's it gonna be, sister?"
  • (Michael Madsen) "That's a wise decision."
  • (Michael Madsen) "Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."
  • (Michael Madsen) "Larry, there ain't nobody out there."
  • (Larry Gomez) ""There ain't nobody out there -- Larry." What's your point? That you're not needed here?"
  • (Michael Madsen) "My point is, I'm the bouncer -- and there ain't nobody out there to bounce."
  • (Larry Gomez) "You're saying that the reason -- that you're not doing the job -- that I'm -- paying you to do -- is, that you don't have a job to do? Is that what you're saying? What are you trying to convince me of, exactly? That you're as useless as an asshole right here? Well guess what, Buddy. I think, you just f***ing convinced me."
  • (Michael Madsen) "So, which "R" you filled with?"
  • (Daryl Hannah) "What?"
  • (Michael Madsen) "They say the number one killer of old people is retirement. People got 'em a job to do, they tend to live a little longer so they can do it. I've always figured warriors and their enemies share the same relationship. So, now you ain't gonna hafta face your enemy on the battlefield no more, which "R" are you filled with: Relief or Regret?"
  • (Daryl Hannah) "A little bit of both."
  • (Michael Madsen) "Bulls***. I'm sure you do feel a little bit of both. But I know damn well you feel one more than you feel the other. The question was, which one?"
  • (Daryl Hannah) "Regret."
  • (Larry Gomez) "The hat. That f***ing hat. How many times did I tell you not to wear that f***ing hat?"
  • (Michael Madsen) "Customers wear hats."
  • (Larry Gomez) "I'm not the boss of the customers, but I'm the boss of you, and I'm telling you to keep that s*** kicker hat at home."
  • (Michael Madsen) "You gotta hand it to the old girl. I never saw nobody buffalo Bill the way she buffaloed Bill. Bill used to think she was so damn smart. I tried to tell him -- "Bill, she's just smart for a blonde.""
  • (Michael Madsen) "This is for breaking my brother's heart."

Vivica A. Fox as Ernie

  • (Vivica A. Fox) "White women call this the silent treatment -- and we let 'em think we don't like it."
  • (Vivica A. Fox) "Whoa -- look at those eyes. This bitch is furious."

Helen Kim as Karen Kim

  • (The Bride) "You any good with that shotgun?"
  • (Helen Kim) "Not that I have to be at this range, but I'm a f***ing surgeon with this shotgun."
  • (The Bride) "Well, guess what, bitch? I'm better than Annie Oakley and I've got you right in my sights, so let's talk."
  • (Helen Kim) "Congratulations."
  • (The Bride) "Hello, can I help you?"
  • (Helen Kim) "Hello, I'm Karen Kim, I'm the hospitality manager of the hotel. I have a welcome gift from the management."
  • (The Bride) "Oh, that's nice."
  • (The Bride) "Um -- Can you just leave it by the door?"

Samuel L. Jackson as Rufus

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Perla Haney-Jardine as B.B

  • (Perla Haney-Jardine) "Did you dream of me, Mommy? I dreamed of you."
  • (The Bride) "Every single night, baby."

Sid Haig as Jay

  • (Sid Haig) "You're late again. Budd, can't you tell time?"
  • (Michael Madsen) "There ain't nobody in here, man."
  • (Larry Gomez) "Hey, Jay. Is Budd out there?"
  • (Sid Haig) "Yeah."
  • (Larry Gomez) "Tell him to get his f***ing ass in here."
  • (Sid Haig) "Okay."
  • (Sid Haig) "Budd, Larry'd like a word with you."

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