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Melinda and Melinda Quotes

Melinda and Melinda is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Melinda and Melinda ended its run in 1970.

It features Letty Aronson as producer, Johann Sebastian Bach in charge of musical score, and Vilmos Zsigmond as head of cinematography.

Melinda and Melinda is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Melinda and Melinda is 99 minutes long. Melinda and Melinda is distributed by Fox Searchlight Pictures.

The cast includes: Will Ferrell as Hobie, Amanda Peet as Susan, Jonny Lee Miller as Lee, Radha Mitchell as Melinda, Chloë Sevigny as Laurel, Josh Brolin as Greg, Vinessa Shaw as Stacey, Daniel Sunjata as Billy Wheeler, and Chiwetel Ejiofor as Ellis Moonsong.

Melinda and Melinda Quotes

Radha Mitchell as Melinda

  • (Radha Mitchell) "What does she do?"
  • (Daniel Sunjata) "Investment counseling."
  • (Will Ferrell) "One of those business suits who makes love to you on a conference call."
  • (Radha Mitchell) "I'm an art historian -- at least that's what I majored in at Brandeis."
  • (Radha Mitchell) "Why do things that start off so promisingly always have a way of ending up in the dump?"
  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "- Not for everyone."
  • (Radha Mitchell) "- Well, for anybody with any imagination. You know, life is manageable enough if you keep your hopes modest. The minute you allow yourself sweet dreams you run the risk of them crashing down."
  • (Radha Mitchell) "Uh I've been having a bad time so I just took some sleeping pills."
  • (Will Ferrell) "Sleeping pills? How many?"
  • (Radha Mitchell) "Uh -- twenty-eight."
  • (Amanda Peet) "Oh my god, Hobie make some black coffee."
  • (Radha Mitchell) "No, I'm allergic to coffee, but do you have any vodka?"

Will Ferrell as Hobie

  • (Will Ferrell) "Did I tell you I played Uncle Vanya once? With a limp. It was interesting."
  • (Will Ferrell) "She's gorgeous. Hard to believe a Republican could be that sexual."
  • (Will Ferrell) "I had no idea a Republican could be that sexy."
  • (Will Ferrell) "I think it'd be only fair to tell you. I'm a Liberal."
  • (Vinessa Shaw) "Oh. Are you talking politically, or in the bedroom?"
  • (Will Ferrell) "I was talking politically. In the bedroom I'm a left-wing Liberal."
  • (Will Ferrell) "They still talk about my portrayal of King Lear. I played it with a limp."
  • (Unnamed) "Maybe you should go back to your shrink -- Discuss it."
  • (Will Ferrell) "He just recommended Prozac. I think he has stock in the company, honestly."

Amanda Peet as Susan

  • (Amanda Peet) "Isn't he charming, and don't tell me he's not gorgeous."
  • (Will Ferrell) "If you like perfect features."
  • (Amanda Peet) "You look a little carsick."
  • (Will Ferrell) "Why, 'cause I'm the color of guacamole?"

Josh Brolin as Greg

  • (Josh Brolin) "What do you do for exercise?"
  • (Will Ferrell) "Tiddly winks. And an occasional anxiety attack."

Jonny Lee Miller as Lee

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Chloë Sevigny as Laurel

  • (Chloë Sevigny) "Melinda had a reputation for being Postmodern in bed."

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