Orange County (film) Quotes

Orange County (film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Orange County ended its run in 1970.

It features Scott Rudin as producer, Michael Andrews (musician) in charge of musical score, and Greg Gardiner as head of cinematography.

Orange County (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Orange County (film) is 81 minutes long. Orange County (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Ben Stiller as Firefighter, Jack Black as Lance, Mike White as Mr. Burke, Fran Kranz as Dana, RJ Knoll as Chad, Harold Ramis as Don.Durkett, Colin Hanks as Shaun, Chevy Chase as Principal Harbert, John Lithgow as Bud Brumder, Catherine O'Hara as Cindy, Schuyler Fisk as Ashley, Bret Harrison as Lonny, Kyle Howard as Arlo, and Leslie Mann as Krista.

Orange County (film) Quotes

John Lithgow as Bud Brumder

• (John Lithgow) "I need a drink. Do you have any beer, Coyote Ugly?"

• (John Lithgow) "You know your son was being a real brat today, a real pain in the ass."
• (Catherine O'Hara) "My son."
• (John Lithgow) "He said I was selfish. He said that everything's always about me."
• (Catherine O'Hara) "He called me a drama queen, said I was trying to sabotage him."

• (John Lithgow) "If you do this I will eat your face."

• (John Lithgow) "What the f?"

• (John Lithgow) "What is that smell? What am I sitting in?"
• (Catherine O'Hara) "Relax. It's just urine."
• (John Lithgow) "Oh."

• (John Lithgow) "Sheezus, you look like a beast."

Colin Hanks as Shaun

• (Colin Hanks) "What are you doing lying there?"
• (Jack Black) "Oh, my parole officer wants to give me a drug test and I need your urine -- can I score some of your piss?"
• (Colin Hanks) "Yeah."
• (Jack Black) "Awesome, man."

• (Colin Hanks) "I have to go to college."
• (Catherine O'Hara) "Why?"
• (Colin Hanks) "Because it's what you do after high school."

• (Colin Hanks) "You think you're going to create a T-shirt company? You can't even dress yourself."

• (Colin Hanks) "Hey guys, what's up?"
• (RJ Knoll) "Hey, what's up dude? Hey dude, check this out. Last night we're at this party, and little Arlo here,he decides to like confess his undying love to me. Did I tell ya he was a fruitcake or what?"
• (Kyle Howard) "Bro, that's not true. This is the real story dude. Chad crashed at my house right, and I woke up in the night, he wa fondling my --"
• (RJ Knoll) "Dude, I lost my keys. I was looking for 'em."

• (Colin Hanks) "Lance, I want you to stay in your room."
• (Jack Black) "Why?"
• (Colin Hanks) "Because you're an embarrassment."
• (Jack Black) "OK."

• (Colin Hanks) "Mom, you know money can't buy happiness --"
• (Catherine O'Hara) "Oh grow up, yes it can."
• (Colin Hanks) "But you and Dad have money and you're both miserable."
• (Catherine O'Hara) "-- He's miserable?"

• (Colin Hanks) "I should have seen this coming. The one day I need my family to come through for me, they end up doing what they always do: my father goes ballistic, my mother gets plastered, and my brother burns down a building. It's like they've all come together in some evil conspiracy to prevent me from getting anywhere."
• (Schuyler Fisk) "Is that what you think?"
• (Colin Hanks) "What else am I supposed to think?"
• (Schuyler Fisk) "You know, I really believed, that you wanted to go to Stanford, because you wanted to study with Marcus Skinner. But that's not it, is it?"
• (Colin Hanks) "What are you talking about?"
• (Schuyler Fisk) "You want to run away. You want to be free of everybody. And you think by coming up here, you're gonna' meet people who are smarter, and saner -- and better. You know, if you went to Stanford, that'd be the end of us. It doesn't seem to me that thought's ever crossed your mind."
• (Colin Hanks) "Oh, Ashley, come on."
• (Schuyler Fisk) "Shaun, I'm sorry you didn't get into Stanford. But if you think that going here is the only way that you can be the person you want to be, well, then I just feel sorry for you."

Catherine O'Hara as Cindy

• (Catherine O'Hara) "Is Bob dead? Did something break?"

• (Catherine O'Hara) "So I married Bob, for you. I had sex with Bob four times for you. So how can you call me a bad mother?"

Ben Stiller as Firefighter

• (Ben Stiller) "What's your name?"
• (Jack Black) "Uh, Joe -- John -- uh, Joe-John."
• (Ben Stiller) "Your name's Joe-John?"
• (Jack Black) "John-ston, Johnston. Joe."
• (Ben Stiller) "You wanna tell me what happened here?"
• (Jack Black) "Uh, there was a fire, I dunno, I came by and it's -- checkin out the fire."
• (Ben Stiller) "Well that lady uh, Mona? She said that you two were in the building together when the fire started."
• (Jack Black) "Yeah, she's a liar, cuz I dunno her so whatever, whatever she says is a lie, so --"
• (Ben Stiller) "K, so you're saying you weren't in the building with that woman?"
• (Jack Black) "No, not I. Aright, she started it, aright? Because she was like "I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down." And I said "You better not -- you better not.""
• (Ben Stiller) "She said it was an electrical fire."
• (Jack Black) "It was. It was a total electrical fire, it was like uh, the switches had sparks comin out, and the sockets, and uh it was like the 4th of July, man."
• (Ben Stiller) "Why aren't you wearing your pants, Joe?"
• (Jack Black) "I tripped, and uh then I had to take 'em off to run faster out of the flames --"
• (Jack Black) "I think I inhaled some smoke, will you excuse me one second, I'll be right back."
• (Ben Stiller) "We got a sprinter. Five foot five, no pants, unkempt -- portly."

Leslie Mann as Krista

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Schuyler Fisk as Ashley

• (Schuyler Fisk) "You know how you told me that every night before you go to bed you'd pray that you'd get into Stanford?"
• (Colin Hanks) "Yeah?"
• (Schuyler Fisk) "Well the other night I prayed for something too."
• (Colin Hanks) "What?"
• (Schuyler Fisk) "I prayed -- that you wouldn't get into Stanford."
• (Colin Hanks) "Why?"
• (Schuyler Fisk) "Well I didn't really think it was gonna work."

• (Schuyler Fisk) "Look Shaun, I'm sorry you didn't get into Stanford. But if you think that going here is the only way that you can be the person you want to be, well then I just feel sorry for you."

Mike White as Mr. Burke

• (Mike White) "Shaun. I read your story. You used a lot of big words. Great. Good for you. It was a little long, so I didn't read the whole thing, but who cares 'cause I gave you an A."

• (Mike White) "Now, when I say "Romeo and Juliet," who comes to mind?"
• (Fran Kranz) "Claire Danes?"
• (Mike White) "That's right, Claire Danes. Who else?"
• (RJ Knoll) "Leonardo DiCaprio."
• (Mike White) "Right. Who else? Well, you know someone else was involved in that movie who in some ways is as famous as Leonardo Di Caprio. And his name is William Shakespeare. And some great movies have been made based on his plays: Hamlet, West Side Story, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Waterworld, Gladiator, Chocolat --"

• (Mike White) "Hehe poop."

Jack Black as Lance

• (Jack Black) "Shaun. Shaun --"
• (Jack Black) "Shaun. It's so psychedelic. Buddy, I light one match, and the building blows up."
• (Jack Black) "Well, I was just tryin' to help you, bro."
• (Colin Hanks) "By lighting the building on fire?"
• (Jack Black) "Well, I was high --"
• (Colin Hanks) "You're always high. Y-you're a drugged out loser. You think you're gonna' create a T-shirt company? You can't even dress yourSELF."
• (Jack Black) "Harsh."

• (Jack Black) "You banged mom?"

• (Jack Black) "You should sue, man. This isn't right. Sue the school."
• (Colin Hanks) "Shut up, Lance."
• (Jack Black) "Or you know what? Just go to Stanford anyway. Go there and take the classes. Don't take "no" for an answer. Just say, "I'm goin' here. Kiss my ass.""
• (Colin Hanks) "That's actually a good idea."
• (Jack Black) "What is?"
• (Colin Hanks) "I should. I should go up to Stanford. If I talk with the dean of admissions face to face, and tell him my situation,; he's gotta let me in."
• (Jack Black) "I can get you there in three hours."

• (Jack Black) "Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?"

Bret Harrison as Lonny

• (Bret Harrison) "Dude, face the fear."

Chevy Chase as Principal Harbert

• (Chevy Chase) "People, June is just around the corner, let's talk graduation speakers. Ideas?"
• (Colin Hanks) "Toni Morrison, she's in town that same weekend for a book signing. She's won the Nobel Prize."
• (Chevy Chase) "Interesting -- Dana, didn't you say you have a cousin who was friends with Britney spears?"

Harold Ramis as Don.Durkett

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