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The Caddy (Seinfeld) Quotes

The Caddy (Seinfeld) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . The Caddy ended its run in 1970.

The Caddy (Seinfeld) Quotes

  • (Frank) "Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Hey, what're ya up to?"
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "Nothin'."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Wanna go up to the Bronx and see if there's any flyers on George's car --"
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "Sure."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Guess I coulda said just about anything there, couldn't I?"
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "Yup."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Stan the caddy."
  • (George Costanza) "Stan the caddy."
  • (Jackie Chiles) "You can't let the defendant have control of the key piece of evidence. Plus, she's trying it on over a leotard, of course a bra's not gonna fit over a leotard. A bra gotta fit right over a person's skin. Like a glove."
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "What do you think, Stan?"
  • (Stan) "Let's go for the green. You know a good lawyer?"
  • (Jackie Chiles) "So you're driving in the car, you're with your friend, minding your own business?"
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "Yeah."
  • (Jackie Chiles) "Then what happened?"
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "Then we saw this woman, and she was wearing a bra with no top."
  • (Jackie Chiles) "No top? She didn't have a top on?"
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "No. So I got distracted and I crashed the car."
  • (Jackie Chiles) "Well how would you describe this woman? Would you say she was an attractive woman?"
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "Oh yeah."
  • (Jackie Chiles) "So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions."
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "She was flouting."
  • (Jackie Chiles) "That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous."
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "It was outrageous. And she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune."

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