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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls ended in 1970.

It features James G. Robinson as producer, Robert Folk in charge of musical score, and Donald E. Thorin as head of cinematography.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls is 94 minutes long. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Jim Carrey as Ace, Ian McNeice as Fulton Greenwall, Simon Callow as Vincent Cadby, Arsenio 'Sonny' Trinidad as Ashram Monk, Maynard Eziashi as Ouda, and Bob Gunton as Burton Quinn.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes

Jim Carrey as Ace

  • (Jim Carrey) "That's what you slipped in. That's what was on your shoe. And that explains the abrasion on your palm. Let me run that back for you."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Malp ruoy no noisarba eht snialpxe taht dna eohs ruoy no saw tahw staht ni deppils uoy tahw staht."
  • (Jim Carrey) "That's what you slipped in. That's what was on your shoe. AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM. DAMN I'M GOOD."
  • (Jim Carrey) "If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Kinda hot in these rhinos --"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Gravy."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Take that, you winged spawn of Satan."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Meeting with sinister types much? A not too much, a much too much."
  • (Jim Carrey) ""Wunderbar.", he exclaimed with great relish."
  • (Jim Carrey) "What did he just say?"
  • (Ian McNeice) "I think he said, she's not a virgin."
  • (Jim Carrey) "They can tell that?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Where iz zhe bat?"
  • (Airplane Stewardess) "Peanut?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Yes, I have one right here. It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on."
  • (Airplane Stewardess) "Peanut."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Did you just refer to me as "White Devil"?"
  • (Maynard Eziashi) "This how they know you."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Leave that part out from now on."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Fe Fi Fo Fum. I smell -- the fingerprints of scum."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I can feel it like it's right -- In my neck."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger."
  • (The Wachati Princess) "You make me smile. And yet, I am troubled. You see, the man my father wants me to marry -- I am worried I will not please him."
  • (The Wachati Princess) "I have never known a man."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I would love to help. But you see, I have vowed to take a life of celibacy."
  • (The Wachati Princess) "Well, perhaps this will assist your decision."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Those are very nice. But I am a child of light. A pure spirit. I am no longer encumbered by the appetites of the flesh."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I was just -- practicing my mantra."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Look Spike."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I'm fighting something."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Like a glove."
  • (Jim Carrey) "# Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you. And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang love us, too. Hi, ho. Everywhere we go on Chitty Chitty we depend. Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, our fine four-fendered friend. Our fine four-fendered -- Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Bang Bang yeah. #"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Of course. How sssselfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do."
  • (Jim Carrey) "It is the mucus that binds us."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Hey. What are you? H. R. Shove 'n Stuff?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "All righty then."
  • (Jim Carrey) "There's someone on the wing. Some -- THING. I'm sorry, what were you saying?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "You're an extreme workaholic. You recently returned from a short trip to Gotan in northern Africa, and upon your return you more than likely took a nasty spill because of some -- shotty masonry work."
  • (Simon Callow) "Very impressive -- might I ask, how?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Surely -- The abrasion on the palm of your left hand is the type one sustains breaking a fall of 3 to 5 feet; the small remnants of plaster on the tip of your shoe pointed to a careless mason being the culprit: your new watch, a quality forgery of a Cartier was most likely purchased through the north African black market known to reside in Gotan."
  • (Simon Callow) "And my work habits?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Yes, a workaholic; the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Leh-hew-zee-hur."
  • (Helicopter Pilot) "Negative. No sign. Wait a second, I think I got him."
  • (Jim Carrey) "You know you could poke somebody's eyes out with that thing."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Guano bowls. Collect the whole set --"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Just what sort of bat are we talking about?"
  • (Ian McNeice) "The Great White Bat, of course."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Corpus Kilochiroptera?"
  • (Ian McNeice) "Yes, but to the natives -- Shikaka."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Shikaka --"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Shikaka."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Shikasha."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Ohhh. Shishkebab."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Shawshank Redemption."
  • (Jim Carrey) "ShicaaaaGO."
  • (Jim Carrey) "You're outta there. Go on, I gotcha, you're out."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Cadby, from the consulate, right? This is weird."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Nobody wants to play with me."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious. And the pottery is lovely."
  • (Maynard Eziashi) "It's made from guano."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Guano. Why's that sounding so familiar?"
  • (Ian McNeice) "Bat droppings."
  • (Ian McNeice) "Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Yummie."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Say hello to my STINKY little friend."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I'll meet you at the bottom. There's still one more thing I must do before I go --"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Isn't this incredible? IT'S GONNA BE SOME KIND OF A RECORD. Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Awww man. Can you believe it. It was right there."
  • (Jim Carrey) "They are a temple of the reproductive organs."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Do you have a dollar?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Well, everything here seems good. Big load off my mind, aw God. You can speculate all you want, but unless you check it out for yourself, you never know."
  • (Jim Carrey) "We should head back now."
  • (Ian McNeice) "Don't you think you should investigate?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "There's no reason to go in there. Ever. I sense it as a holy man."
  • (Ian McNeice) "But I thought you said --"
  • (Jim Carrey) "It's DARK. I could fall into a precipice."
  • (Maynard Eziashi) "Here. Take this"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Spank you, Helpy Helperton."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Loo-oo-ser."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Gang way baby."

Arsenio 'Sonny' Trinidad as Ashram Monk

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Ian McNeice as Fulton Greenwall

  • (Ian McNeice) "Ace, the Wachutus are a blood-thirsty, savage tribe. If they catch you, they will show no mercy."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Worry not, my brother. For I will be as a fly on the wall; a grain of salt in the ocean. I will move amongst them like a transparent -- thing."
  • (Ian McNeice) "They did not know about disease until the white man came."
  • (Ian McNeice) "Bumbawe Atuna -- Bumbawe Atuna --"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Hi there. Nice to see ya. Bumblebee tuna. Bumblebee tuna."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. How are you this afternoon? Alrighty Then."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Excuse me, your balls are showing."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Bumblebee tuna."
  • (Ian McNeice) "We can pay you handsomely."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I am now a child of light. Your earthly money holds no appeal to me."
  • (Ian McNeice) "Twenty thousand dollars."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Re-he-he-eally? No. I cannot. For I am sorely needed -- here, at the ashram."
  • (Arsenio 'Sonny' Trinidad) "If I may interject. We're short of space, and it's important for you to use your talents. Let me help you pack."
  • (Jim Carrey) "But I am yet to attain omnipresent supergalactic oneness."
  • (Arsenio 'Sonny' Trinidad) "No. Wait. THERE it is."
  • (Arsenio 'Sonny' Trinidad) "You've just attained it."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I have?"
  • (Arsenio 'Sonny' Trinidad) "Yes. Just now. You are one. I can see it in your eyes. You're more one than anyone."
  • (Jim Carrey) "What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment?"
  • (Arsenio 'Sonny' Trinidad) "Take mine."
  • (Jim Carrey) "This took you eighty years to achieve."
  • (Arsenio 'Sonny' Trinidad) "That's okay. I don't like it anymore. Really."
  • (Jim Carrey) "In the light of this great personal sacrifice you've made, I have no choice -- but to take the case."
  • (Arsenio 'Sonny' Trinidad) "Great. I'll go tell the others."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Master -- break it to them gently."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I've never seen them like that before. Denial can be an ugly thing."
  • (Ian McNeice) "My name is Fulton Greenwall, and I am looking for an Ace Ventura."
  • (Arsenio 'Sonny' Trinidad) "No man here carries with him a label."
  • (Ian McNeice) "Oh yes, no names. How silly of me. Well, um, he's an American."
  • (Arsenio 'Sonny' Trinidad) "We are all children of the same life force."
  • (Ian McNeice) "Yes of course we are."
  • (Ian McNeice) "He bends over and speaks from his rear."
  • (Arsenio 'Sonny' Trinidad) "Oh him. Right this way --"
  • (Ian McNeice) "Perhaps we should slow down just a teensy-weensy bit?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Nonsense, Poopy-Pants."
  • (Ian McNeice) "Well done, Ace. You must be very proud."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation."

Maynard Eziashi as Ouda

  • (Maynard Eziashi) "Are your legs sore? Do you want me to carry you?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "That's alright, I have an incredibly high threshold for pain"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Holy Monkey."

Simon Callow as Vincent Cadby

  • (Simon Callow) "Something wrong, Mr. Ventura?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Of course not. This is a lovely room of death."

Bob Gunton as Burton Quinn

  • (Bob Gunton) "What are you going to do with that?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Whatever I have to to get some answers."

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