Chilly Beach Quotes

Chilly Beach is a television program that was first aired in 2019 on CBC Television (Canada) . Chilly Beach ended in 1970.

Chilly Beach was on for 3 seasons and 65 episodes. Chilly Beach is executive produced by Daniel Hawes, Catherine Tait, Liliana Vogt. Chilly Beach is created by Daniel Hawes and Doug Sinclair.

Chilly Beach is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada.

Chilly Beach Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I have sensitive skin. It hurts when I get punched and kicked."

• (Unnamed) "I don't know how I feel about this."
• (Unnamed) "I do. You feel good. Now do it."

• (Unnamed) "It's the end of civilization as we know it. And I don't even know it all that good."

• (Unnamed) "I don't read the newspaper. I don't like all that news. Or paper."

• (Unnamed) "Paper towel. No toilet on Earth can withstand its awesome power."

• (Angelica) "Would you like to have a romantic montage with me?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh yes please."

• (Unnamed) "You know what you need? A girlfriend."
• (Unnamed) "Really? Oh my goodness gracious. Could romance be the one missing piece of my life for which I have been searching these twenty long minutes?"
• (Unnamed) "Or a toboggan."
• (Unnamed) "But I would not even know where to be getting one."
• (Unnamed) "At the hardware store."
• (Unnamed) "He's talking about a girlfriend."
• (Unnamed) "So am I. I almost got a date in the aisle where the toilet parts are."

• (Unnamed) "I do not know how to thank you for this."
• (Unnamed) "Just knowing that I'm being paid is thanks enough."

• (Unnamed) "Lieutenant Wright. You are here from headquarters."
• (Lieutenant Wright) "Let me hear that gasp of surprise again."
• (Lieutenant Wright) "Well I suppose that will have to do. Although I'm not sure you leapt out of your chair with regulation shock."

• (Unnamed) "Name your price, up to and including twenty dollars."
• (Unnamed) "Ten bucks."

• (Unnamed) "I think I left something in the stove. And I best let it out before it dies."

• (Rover) "It was an unholy beast. Half man, half wiener dog. A were-wiener. I've seen 'em before. Seen what they can do. Even fought one once. Tore a big hole in my pant leg, near the ankle. Almost broke the skin. I couldn't wear shorts for a week."

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