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Night Shift (film) Quotes

Night Shift (film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Night Shift ended its run in 1970.

It features Brian Grazer as producer, Burt Bacharach in charge of musical score, and James Crabe as head of cinematography.

Night Shift (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Night Shift (film) is 105 minutes long. Night Shift (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Michael Keaton as Bill, Henry Winkler as Chuck, Henry Winkler as Chuck Lumley, Michael Keaton as Bill Blazejowski, Shelley Long as Belinda Keaton, and Bobby Di Cicco as Leonard.

Night Shift (film) Quotes

Michael Keaton as Bill

  • (Michael Keaton) "OK, here's an example. Watch out, stand back."
  • (Michael Keaton) "This is Bill. Idea to eliminate garbage: edible paper. You see, you eat it, it's gone. Eat it, it's out of there."
  • (Michael Keaton) "You tellin' me to shut up?"
  • (Henry Winkler) "I'm telling you to shut up. I will tell your recorder so that you don't forget."
  • (Henry Winkler) "Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP."
  • (Michael Keaton) "Hey Chuck? Who is this? Your wife?"
  • (Henry Winkler) "Fiancée."
  • (Michael Keaton) "Nice frame."
  • (Michael Keaton) "What's our job? We like drive around and pickup stiffs, or what? Is that what we are supposed to do?"
  • (Michael Keaton) "What are we really talking about here? Huh? What's the essence of what we're talking about? Spell it out for you if I have to."
  • (Michael Keaton) "PROSTITUTION. Prostitution. Yeah, we can say it. We're big kids now, right? You know a lot of times it'll help you to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now, shall we? PROS -- it doesn't mean anything. Forget about that -- TIT, I think we all know what that means. TU, kay two tit and TION, of course, from the Latin to shun -- to say no, uh-uh, thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away -- it doesn't even belong in this word really, so let's get rid of that."
  • (Michael Keaton) "I'm an idea man Chuck, I get ideas all day long. I can't control them. I can't even fight 'em"
  • (Michael Keaton) "if I want to. You know, 'AAAA.' So I say 'em in here and that way I never forget 'em. You see what I'm sayin'?""
  • (Michael Keaton) "So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries -- did I tell you I had they idea for them first?"
  • (Michael Keaton) "LOVE BROKERS."
  • (Michael Keaton) "Chuck, come on; it looks bad in front of the other guys."
  • (Henry Winkler) "So what am I running for, cell president?"
  • (Michael Keaton) "No --. they have that?"
  • (Michael Keaton) "I wash my hands and my feet of you."
  • (Michael Keaton) "What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, WITH the tunafish? Or -- hold it. Chuck. I got it. Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise. Oh this is great."
  • (Michael Keaton) "Call Starkist."
  • (Michael Keaton) "Wanna know why I carry this tape recorder? To tape things. See, I'm an idea man, Chuck. I get ideas coming at me all day. I can't control 'em. I can't even fight 'em if I want to. You know, 'AHHH.' So I say 'em in here, and that way I never forget 'em. You see what I'm sayin'?"
  • (Michael Keaton) "Stand back, this is Bill. Idea to eliminate garbage. Edible paper. You eat it, it's gone. You eat it, it's outta there. No more garbage."

Bobby Di Cicco as Leonard

  • (Bobby Di Cicco) "Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor."

Henry Winkler as Chuck

  • (Henry Winkler) "I used to be an investment counselor."
  • (Michael Keaton) "Yeah?"
  • (Michael Keaton) "What's that?"
  • (Henry Winkler) "It's like a stockbroker."
  • (Michael Keaton) "So what're you doing babysitting stiffs? What were you -- drinker? Big drinker?"
  • (Henry Winkler) "No."
  • (Michael Keaton) "Doper. Toothead. Nose candy. Coke."
  • (Henry Winkler) "Oh my God. Did you fall down? Did somebody hit you?"
  • (Shelley Long) "Other way round. Somebody hit me and then I fell down."
  • (Henry Winkler) "Name of the deceased -- something Polish?"

Shelley Long as Belinda Keaton

  • (Shelley Long) "Bill, Bill, are you all right? Did you break anything, Bill?"
  • (Michael Keaton) "I caught an updraft."
  • (Henry Winkler) "Are you ok?"
  • (Michael Keaton) "Yeah, I'm all right, don't worry, I'm all right, fortunately the ground broke my fall."
  • (Shelley Long) "Franklin once told me that he wanted to be buried in his car."
  • (Henry Winkler) "We don't do that."
  • (Shelley Long) "Oh."
  • (Henry Winkler) "You'll probably have to call the funeral home or the department of motor vehicles."

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