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Scary Movie 2 Quotes

Scary Movie 2 is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Scary Movie 2 ended in 1970.

It features Eric L. Gold as producer, Mark McGrath in charge of musical score, and Steven Bernstein (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Scary Movie 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Scary Movie 2 is 82 minutes long. Scary Movie 2 is distributed by Dimension Films.

The cast includes: David Cross as Dwight Hartman, Chris Elliott as Hanson, James Woods as Father McFeely, Veronica Cartwright as Mrs. Voorhees, Shawn Wayans as Ray Wilkins, Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks, Kathleen Robertson as Theo, Anna Faris as Cindy Campbell, Andy Richter as Father Harris, Natasha Lyonne as Megan Voorhees, Christopher Masterson as Buddy, Richard Moll as Hell House Ghost, Tori Spelling as Alex, and Tim Curry as Professor.

Scary Movie 2 Quotes

Anna Faris as Cindy Campbell

  • (Anna Faris) "Moo motherf***er, moo."
  • (Anna Faris) "You gotta be quicker than that, pencil dick."
  • (Anna Faris) "Hi little guy, look at you."
  • (Little Bird) "Little? I'm not little, I'm hung like a bull lady. Check it out, you ever seen a bird get this big? Too much for ya, huh baby?"
  • (Anna Faris) "Yeah --"
  • (Little Bird) "Alright well step off then sweet cheeks. Come back when you want some real love."
  • (Anna Faris) "K --"
  • (Little Bird) "f***in tease."
  • (Anna Faris) "You know, you really are my best friend, Cindy."
  • (Anna Faris) "Thanks, Brenda."
  • (Christopher Masterson) "Hey are you guys okay?"
  • (Regina Hall) "Hell, yeah. It's gonna take more than a bag of bones to scare me."
  • (Richard Moll) "Wedgie."
  • (Anna Faris) "Oh my God. Brenda, do something."
  • (Regina Hall) "Okay."
  • (Anna Faris) "I thought I was your best friend?"
  • (Regina Hall) "Was. I'ma miss you, girl."
  • (Shorty Meeks) "Woooooh."
  • (Anna Faris) "Oh, Shorty."
  • (Shorty Meeks) "Cindy."
  • (Anna Faris) "There's a monster chasing me, what are we gonna do?"
  • (Shorty Meeks) "Eeeh, eeh -- I got it."
  • (Unnamed) "Cindy. I want you to know to what happened to me -- Look in the music room. Check the music room."
  • (Anna Faris) "Where are you?"
  • (Unnamed) "Check the f***ing music room."
  • (Anna Faris) "As we go on. We remember. All the time we. Spent To-geee-therrr. And as the time goes --"
  • (Colleen Fitzpatrick) "Hey. Will you shut the f*** up and let me sing?"
  • (Anna Faris) "Help. My p*****'s gone crazy."

Tori Spelling as Alex

  • (Tori Spelling) "Bring it on. Kinky's my middle name, bitch."
  • (Tori Spelling) "Why won't you talk to me?"
  • (Richard Moll) "Because you gave me crabs."
  • (Tori Spelling) "God is good. God is great. But not all the time, sometimes he could be a real asshole. Praying for 24 years, not one god**** message on my answering machine. If you're listening and I know you're up there, thanks for all this food, since it's the least you could do. Amen. Let's eat."

Shawn Wayans as Ray Wilkins

  • (Shawn Wayans) "Let's do something freaky --"
  • (Regina Hall) "Like what, Ray?"
  • (Shawn Wayans) "I don't know -- why don't you talk dirty to me?"
  • (Regina Hall) "I don't know what to say, Ray."
  • (Shawn Wayans) "C'mon, just make something up."
  • (Regina Hall) "Oh Ray, why do you make me so bad?"
  • (Shawn Wayans) "C'mon, 'cause you a bad girl."
  • (Regina Hall) "Okay -- I'ma work this. I'ma make this mine."
  • (Shawn Wayans) "Yeah, work it. Ooh, it's all yours."
  • (Regina Hall) "I'ma piss on your face -- and I'ma fart in your mouth,"
  • (Regina Hall) "I'ma s*** on these walls, Ray."
  • (Regina Hall) "-- too dirty?"
  • (Shawn Wayans) "What do you think, tucked in, or out?"
  • (Tommy) "OH. OUT."
  • (Shawn Wayans) "Uncle Ray Ray's got a game."
  • (Shawn Wayans) "1 -- 2 -- 3 -- 4 -- 5 -- 6 -- 7 -- 8 -- 9 -- Brandon. 10 -- 9 -- Brandon. 10 -- 11 -- Brandon. Come on, count with me."
  • (Clown Voice) "Hey, you. Come here. Heheheheh --"
  • (Clown Voice) "Gotcha."
  • (Clown Voice) "Come on. Let's play."
  • (Clown Voice) "Hey, what are you doing?"
  • (Shawn Wayans) "Uncle Ray's got a game for you."
  • (Clown Voice) "Hey, get your finger out of there."
  • (Shawn Wayans) "Tickle, Tickle. Tickle."
  • (Shawn Wayans) "You're running from Uncle Ray. Here's a balloon animal. Dada -- dada -- dada."
  • (Clown Voice) "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH."

Chris Elliott as Hanson

  • (Chris Elliott) "My germs."
  • (Chris Elliott) "Ah, it's Cindy. Say "Helloo" to Cindy, Shorty."
  • (Shorty Meeks) "Helloo -- Cindy."
  • (Anna Faris) "Oh, God. Morphine, chloroform, horse tranquilizers. You drugged him."
  • (Chris Elliott) "I did not. That's all his stuff."
  • (Chris Elliott) "All right, who's ready for a wing?"
  • (David Cross) "Yours or the turkeys?"
  • (Chris Elliott) "Hiawatha."
  • (Chris Elliott) "Here. Take my hand."
  • (David Cross) "NO. GET IT AWAY FROM ME. Give me your OTHER hand."
  • (Chris Elliott) "Ahh, watch, my fanny's coming through -- watch it, make room for fanny --"

Christopher Masterson as Buddy

  • (Christopher Masterson) "I heard Dwight tell the professor that there could be a poltergeist in the house and that we could all be in danger."
  • (Shorty Meeks) "Aww, naaaaw son. NOT A POLTERGEIST. What's a poltergeist?"
  • (Christopher Masterson) "Are you okay, Dwight?"
  • (David Cross) "I can't -- I can't feel my legs --"
  • (David Cross) "Aaahahaha. I can't feel my legs."
  • (Shawn Wayans) "You never could."
  • (David Cross) "Hey -- you stay out of this, all right?"

James Woods as Father McFeely

  • (James Woods) "Hi, I'm Father McFeely."
  • (Veronica Cartwright) "I'm so glad you're here."
  • (James Woods) "I came as fast as I could. But you know at my age the little soldier needs a lot more thumpin' before it starts pumpin'. I do find though, that if I tickle my asshole just before I unleash the dog of war --"
  • (James Woods) "f*** this."
  • (James Woods) "Let's pray."
  • (Andy Richter) "Our father --"
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Hahahhaahaha."
  • (Andy Richter) "Shhhh -- Stop it."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Your mother sucks cocks in hell."
  • (Andy Richter) "Oh s*** --"
  • (James Woods) "Suck on this."
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "Oh-oh."
  • (James Woods) "How is she?"
  • (Veronica Cartwright) "It's gotten worse Father. She won't eat. She won't talk. The child won't let me touch her."
  • (James Woods) "Yes, sometimes you have to give them candy."
  • (James Woods) "Lord, help me release this demon."
  • (James Woods) "Oh, thank you, Lord. Oh -- wait."
  • (James Woods) "Ahhh, ha-ha. Oh, those enchiladas."

David Cross as Dwight Hartman

  • (David Cross) "I know what you thinking. That I fire three shots or a hundred and seventeen? Well, do you feel lucky,"
  • (David Cross) "punk? Do you"
  • (David Cross) "feel lucky?"
  • (David Cross) "Do you feel lucky, punk?"
  • (Richard Moll) "Shoot me, motherf***er."
  • (David Cross) "Okay, thanks, "Handyman"."
  • (Chris Elliott) "I'm actually the caretaker. Oh, aren't those cool new skates? Now you be careful with those, you don't want to fall and break something."
  • (David Cross) "Oh, that's funny, that's real funny. Um, let me give you a "hand.""
  • (Chris Elliott) "Why, that's awful kind of you. Why don't you give me a "standing ovation?""
  • (David Cross) "Why don't you "lift me up?""
  • (Chris Elliott) "Ha, ok, I see where you're going with this one. You look familiar to me. Were you in "STOMP"?"
  • (David Cross) "Hey you can kiss my grits."
  • (Chris Elliott) "I think I'll be the bigger man, now, and walk away. "Walk" away."
  • (David Cross) "Heh-hey. Hey there little guy, how are you doing?"
  • (Little Bird) "f*** off, four eyes."
  • (David Cross) "H -- h -- I beg your pardon?"
  • (Little Bird) "I said: "f*** off -- four eyes""
  • (David Cross) "You know, I oughta kick your ass."
  • (Shorty Meeks) "Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Relax, son, it's just a bird. Hi little birdy -- Polly want a cracker?"
  • (Little Bird) "Polly want your momma's sweet ass."
  • (Shorty Meeks) "-- what did Polly say to me?"
  • (Little Bird) "I said: "Polly wants your momma's -- sweet ass"."
  • (Shorty Meeks) "You don't be talking 'bout my momma son, you don't know my momma son."
  • (Little Bird) "Yeah, I know your momma, I f***ed her last night."
  • (Shorty Meeks) "You want beef? I'll f*** you up."
  • (Little Bird) "Ooooh. I'm shaking, I'm shaking."
  • (Shorty Meeks) "Aw no f*** this, I'm handling this s*** like a gentleman, ya'll. Hold my tooth son."
  • (Little Bird) "Yeah come on bitch, you and that Kotter's hairstyle wanna piece of me? Come on, bring it on."
  • (Shorty Meeks) "What you hardcore? Gimme somethin'."
  • (Little Bird) "Lemme outta here, come on p*****. Lemme outta here, I'll f*** you up."
  • (David Cross) "Let's split up."
  • (Regina Hall) "Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UH. Now wait a minute, hold up. How come when anytime this scary s*** happens, and we should stick together, you white people always say "let's split up"?"
  • (Kathleen Robertson) "She's right, we should stick together."
  • (David Cross) "She's right. Okay."
  • (David Cross) "You three, follow me."
  • (Shorty Meeks) "Ain't that a bitch."
  • (Regina Hall) "We gonna die, y'all."
  • (David Cross) "How about I take these two legs -- and shove them right up your ass; all the way to the knee."

Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks

  • (Regina Hall) "Cindy, this is a skeleton, this is bones. Would you run from Callista Flockheart?"

Veronica Cartwright as Mrs. Voorhees

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Andy Richter as Father Harris

  • (Andy Richter) "Holy Lord, Almighty Father, everlasting God and Father of our lord Jesus Christ, and the virgin Mary's baby daddy, holy Lord, Almighty Father, everlasting God, who once concerned that fallen tyrant to the flames of hell, who sent your only son in the world to crush that roaring tiger, and who got that unholy bitch Jerri kicked off of Survivor."

Tim Curry as Professor

  • (Tim Curry) "Whoa whoa whoa WHOA Dwight."

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