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Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker Quotes

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker completed its run in 1970.

It features Alan Burnett; Paul Dini; Bruce Timm; Glen Murakami, Koji Takeuchi, Jean MacCurdy, Benjamin Melniker, Michael E. Uslan, Shaun McLaughlin, and Teruhisa Yahaji as producer, and Kristopher Carter in charge of musical score.

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker is recorded in English and originally aired in United States, and Japan. Each episode of Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker is 73 minutes, and 76 minutes long. Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker is distributed by Warner Home Video.

The cast includes: Will Friedle as Terry McGinnis, Angie Harmon as Barbara Gordon, Arleen Sorkin as Harley Quinn, and Will Friedle as Batman.

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker Quotes

Will Friedle as Terry McGinnis

  • (Unnamed) "I owe you big time, kid."
  • (Will Friedle) "Forget about it."
  • (Unnamed) "For what it's worth, Bruce couldn't have picked anyone better to put on the mask."
  • (Will Friedle) "Coming from you, that means everything."
  • (Will Friedle) "Where's the Joker?"
  • (Unnamed) "Joker?"
  • (Will Friedle) "Drop the act. I know you are working for him."
  • (Unnamed) "No. Joker's gone. I don't know where he is. Really."
  • (Unnamed) "The suit's sensors aren't picking up any pulse fluctuations. He's telling the truth."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't do this anymore. I have a home and family. I gave this up years ago. Kid's stuff. That's all it was."
  • (Will Friedle) "He may be telling the truth but he's still whack."
  • (Unnamed) "Fun and games. Boy wonder playing hero. Fighting off bad guys and no one ever gets -- oh god. I killed him. I didn't mean to. I tried so hard to forget. But I still hear the shot. Still see the dead smile. Every night the dreams get stronger -- he's there when I sleep. Whispering. Laughing. Telling me that I'm as bad as he is. We're both the same."
  • (Will Friedle) "I'm calling an ambulance."
  • (Unnamed) "No. I'm all right. Forgive me Terry, old nasty memories twist inside me like bad oysters. Nothing, really. I'm perfectly fine now."
  • (Will Friedle) "How do you know my name?"
  • (Unnamed) "There's nothing about you I don't know. Batfake."
  • (Unnamed) "Terry."
  • (Unnamed) "Have a time out. Kid. Can't let you spoil the party too soon. And Bruce, I'm sure you have got your monkey boy wired somehow. That's just peachy. Because I want you to see every minute of this. It's a killer."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, I never get tired of that."
  • (Will Friedle) "Drake, you're The Joker?"
  • (Unnamed) "That flabby oaf doesn't realize I'm using him as a time share. Beneath this puckish exterior lies the mind of a genius years ahead of my time. In the weeks young Robin was under my tutelage, I used him as the subject of my greatest experiment. Using cutting-edge genetics technology which I pinched here and there, I encoded my DNA in a microchip and set it in Bird Boy's birdbrain."
  • (Unnamed) "You got a death wish, Bats."
  • (Will Friedle) "And here I thought I was just being a good citizen."
  • (Unnamed) "You. Where's Amy?"
  • (Unnamed) "Missed the boat, I'm afraid."
  • (Unnamed) "Turn the yacht around."
  • (Unnamed) "Detox, bossman. We're here to talk business."
  • (Unnamed) "We'll be quick. Woof gets seasick easy."
  • (Unnamed) "Our business is concluded."
  • (Unnamed) "I gave you the security codes so you could ransack the lab while those bunglers tried to kill Wayne."
  • (Unnamed) "Word is Wayne's terminal anyhow."
  • (Unnamed) "That means you get to stay top dog."
  • (Unnamed) "And everyone's happy."
  • (Unnamed) "So why are you here?"
  • (Unnamed) "The big guy who put us all in contact has decided you're a loose end."
  • (Unnamed) "And loose ends should be tied up."
  • (Unnamed) "Got him."
  • (Unnamed) "Then amscray pronto, kiddies."
  • (Unnamed) "Things are going to start popping."
  • (Unnamed) "Let's go."
  • (Will Friedle) "No one's leaving until I get answers."
  • (Unnamed) "No, you idiot, not now."
  • (Unnamed) "They're getting away."
  • (Will Friedle) "Yeah. And I think they've got a good reason."
  • (Will Friedle) "He's tough. Any suggestions, boss?"
  • (Unnamed) "Joker's vain and likes to talk, he'll try to distract you, but don't listen. Block it out and power on through."
  • (Will Friedle) "Wait -- I like to talk, too."
  • (Will Friedle) "Were all of you that bitter when you left?"
  • (Angie Harmon) "Comes with the territory, McGinnis. Look up Nightwing someday, has he got stories."
  • (Unnamed) "They're getting away."
  • (Will Friedle) "Yeah, and I think they've got a good reason."
  • (Will Friedle) "What can you tell me about clowns?"
  • (Angie Harmon) "In this town, they're never funny."
  • (Will Friedle) "Flag pole."
  • (Unnamed) "What did you say?"
  • (Will Friedle) "Flag pole."
  • (Unnamed) "It's not possible. He died years ago."
  • (Will Friedle) "You're SURE?"
  • (Unnamed) "I was there."
  • (Will Friedle) "You killed him -- didn't you?"
  • (Will Friedle) "That was it, wasn't it? He was gonna do something so terrible, you had no other choice."
  • (Will Friedle) "Ace?"
  • (Will Friedle) "Good bad dog."
  • (Unnamed) "What are you doing?"
  • (Will Friedle) "Fighting dirty."
  • (Unnamed) "The real Batman would never -"
  • (Unnamed) "Ooh."
  • (Will Friedle) "Told you you didn't know me."
  • (Unnamed) "Funny guy --"
  • (Will Friedle) "Can't say the same for you."
  • (Unnamed) "Impudent brat -- who do you think you're talking to?"
  • (Will Friedle) "Not a comedian, I'll tell you that."
  • (Unnamed) "Shut your mouth."
  • (Will Friedle) "The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him."
  • (Will Friedle) "Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out."
  • (Will Friedle) "The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not hearing this --"
  • (Will Friedle) "Get a clue, clowny. He's got no sense of humor. He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape -- not that you ever had a good joke."
  • (Unnamed) "Shut up -- shut up."
  • (Will Friedle) "I mean, joy-buzzers, squirting flowers, lame. Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something."
  • (Unnamed) "Show yourself."
  • (Will Friedle) "You make me laugh. But only 'cause I think you're kinda pathetic."
  • (Unnamed) "Stop that."
  • (Will Friedle) "So you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached and decided to become a supervillain. What? You couldn't get a job as a rodeo clown?"
  • (Unnamed) "Don't you dare laugh at me --."
  • (Will Friedle) "Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh."
  • (Unnamed) "YOU'RE NOT BATMAN."
  • (Will Friedle) "Not every creep in Gotham wears a purple suit."
  • (Angie Harmon) "It'd make my job easier if they did."

Arleen Sorkin as Harley Quinn

  • (Arleen Sorkin) "You rotten little scamps. I struggle to make a good home for you and this is the thanks I get."
  • (Arleen Sorkin) "Break a grandmother's heart. I hope they throw the book at you."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, shut up, Nana Harley."
  • (Arleen Sorkin) "Sweetie, go get mommy's bazooka."
  • (Unnamed) "How could you help Joker do it, Harley?"
  • (Arleen Sorkin) "Okay, so he roughed the kid up a little. But I'll make it right."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, you're Mother of the Stinkin' Year."

Angie Harmon as Barbara Gordon

  • (Angie Harmon) "With his final act of cruelty, the Joker had tainted us all with compromise and deception. I guess he really did have the last laugh after all."

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