The Maid (Seinfeld) Quotes

The Maid (Seinfeld) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . The Maid ended in 1970.

The Maid (Seinfeld) Quotes

• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Hello?"
• (Unnamed) "You have a collect call from --"
• (Cosmo Kramer) "Hey buddy, don't say no."
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Accept."

• (George Costanza) "Jerry, I've been thinking. I've gone as far as I can with "George Costanza"."
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?"

• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Well, what street are you on?"
• (Cosmo Kramer) "I'm on the corner of first, and first. ait a minute. How can the same street intersect with itself? i must be at the nexus of the universe."

• (Jerry Seinfeld) "What's around you?"
• (Cosmo Kramer) "I'm looking at Ray's pizza. You know where that is?"
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Is it Famous Ray's?"
• (Cosmo Kramer) "No, it's just original."
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Famous ORIGINAL Ray's?"
• (Cosmo Kramer) "It's just original, Jerry."

• (Cindy) "Well, I made the bed."
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Yes, but after you took a nap in it."

• (Jerry) "Well,where are you?"
• (Cosmo Kramer) "I'm at the corner of first, and first. Wait a minute. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe."

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