Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas Quotes

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas ended in 1970.

It features Jeffrey Katzenberg as producer, and Harry Gregson-Williams in charge of musical score.

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas is 86 minutes long. Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas is distributed by DreamWorks.

The cast includes: Brad Pitt as Sinbad, Joseph Fiennes as Proteus, Catherine Zeta-Jones as Marina, Adriano Giannini as Rat, Brad Pitt as Jin, Michelle Pfeiffer as Eris, and Dennis Haysbert as Kale.

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas Quotes

Joseph Fiennes as Proteus

• (Joseph Fiennes) "Do you have a plan?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Uh -- how about try not to get killed?"

• (Joseph Fiennes) "It's my responsibility to bring the Book of Peace safely to Syracuse."
• (Brad Pitt) "See, now I just feel bad, 'cause you're gonna get fired."

• (Joseph Fiennes) "Do you have any idea how serious this is?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Do you have any idea how many times I've heard that today?"

Brad Pitt as Sinbad

• (Brad Pitt) "And you are?"
• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls."
• (Brad Pitt) "You know, they don't do you justice."

• (Brad Pitt) "What is it?"
• (Adriano Giannini) "It just ends, captain. It's the edge of the world."
• (Brad Pitt) "Pay up. It's flat."

• (Brad Pitt) "Put a shirt on before you poke someone's eye out."

• (Brad Pitt) "A sword at my throat"
• (Brad Pitt) "at my chest"
• (Brad Pitt) "at my"
• (Unnamed) "Pickles and eggs."

• (Brad Pitt) "Whose idea was that again?"
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "I don't know -- but he owes me lunch."

• (Brad Pitt) "Well, well, well. This has got to be a little embarrassing for you, Eris."
• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Don't push your luck, Sinbad. You're cute. But not that cute."

• (Brad Pitt) "Look, this is the way it works. First, I actually commit a crime, then you get to blame me for it."

• (Brad Pitt) "What do you think you're doing here?"
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "I'm here to make sure you get the Book of Peace. Or bring back your dead body if you fail."
• (Brad Pitt) "Really. And how are you going to pull that off?"
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "By whatever means necessary."
• (Brad Pitt) "Did you bring a crew?"
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "No."
• (Brad Pitt) "You know how to get to Tartarus?"
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "Um -- no."
• (Brad Pitt) "Can you navigate on your own?"
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "Yes."
• (Brad Pitt) "Well good. Then I'll dump your butt in a rowboat and you can paddle all the way back to Syracuse. 'Cause we're going to Fiji."

• (Brad Pitt) "She couldn't see the bird? Everyone else saw it. It's as big as the freaking ship. Marina? Marina is looking the other way."

• (Brad Pitt) "As you can see, we're well equipped to accommodate the most discerning of royal taste. We have excellent ocean views. Luxurious living quarters;"
• (Brad Pitt) "with three gourmet meals a day. Pickles, eggs, and pickles."
• (Brad Pitt) "Oh hey Spike, there you are."
• (Brad Pitt) "I'd like to introduce you to your new bunkmate, or actually you're his new bunkmate, as it's actually his bunk. We do hope you have a pleasant stay aboard the Chimera. Oh. If he starts hugging your leg; it means he likes you."

• (Brad Pitt) "Hey I got this."
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "Great he can pick his teeth when he's done with us."
• (Brad Pitt) "Yeah, you see in the hands of an expert a good knife has 1,001 good uses"
• (Brad Pitt) "RUN."

• (Brad Pitt) "Pray to the gods. We may be meeting them soon."

• (Brad Pitt) "You still fight like an old woman."
• (Joseph Fiennes) "Sinbad? What are you doing here?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Working. You?"

Michelle Pfeiffer as Eris

• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Now. About my Sea Monster."
• (Brad Pitt) "Right, right, listen, I'm sorry about that. I don't suppose a heartfelt apology would do."
• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Heartfelt? From you? Sinbad. You don't have a heart."

• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Wake up, my beauties. Rise and shine. It's a brand new day and the mortal world is at peace. But not for long. Just look at them; I pull one tiny thread and their whole world unravels into chaos. Glorious chaos."

• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "You're not thinking big enough, Sinbad. Steal the book for ransom and you can be rich enough to lounge on an island beach. Steal the book for me, and you can buy the beach. And the island. And the world."

• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Make yourself at home."
• (Brad Pitt) "Thank you. Uh -- nice place you got here."
• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Like it? I'm planning on doing the whole world this way."
• (Brad Pitt) "Wow. That's a; good plan. Well, I see you're busy, so listen, we'll just take the Book of Peace and; get out of your way."

• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Now we all know what happens if you get the Book of Peace. You return it to Syracuse and save Proteus. But if you don't get the Book, you have a choice to make. Either sail to paradise with the woman of your dreams, or return to Syracuse to die. You're either a thief or a hero. So here's my question: If you don't get the Book, will you go back to die?"

Catherine Zeta-Jones as Marina

• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "You're rescuing me?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Well; yes, if that's what you want to call it. But this is going to cost you another diamond. Rescues are not part of the usual tourist package."

• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "Knife, please."
• (Brad Pitt) "Oh, right, like I'd give you a weapon."

• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "Are you crazy? I saved your life."
• (Brad Pitt) "Oh, I would've been fine. I always am."
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "Right."
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "So ungrateful. It's just typical."
• (Brad Pitt) "And you chipped the paint. Right here, look at it. That's more than a little scratch."
• (Brad Pitt) "The dog; and the crew; and th-th-that woman."
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "What?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Thank you."
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "You're welcome."
• (Brad Pitt) "No problem."
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "Don't worry about it."
• (Brad Pitt) "I won't."
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "Good."
• (Brad Pitt) "Good-bye."
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "Bye to you."

• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "Are you sure you --"
• (Brad Pitt) "Yes, we have done this kind of thing before, no, there is no other way, and yes, you do have my permission to stand there quietly and receive a free lesson in sailing. Besides, a ship is no place for a woman."

• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "Sinbad, you're not a very complicated guy. All someone has to do is imagine the most gutless course of action and you're bound to take it."

• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "So. What do we have to work with? Um -- ropes?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Uh -- no."
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "Grappling hooks?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Yeah-no."
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "Your swords?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Hey, I've got this."
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "Oh, great. He can pick his teeth when he's done with us."

• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "You're really not going to lose any sleep over this, are you?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Not a wink."
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "Because me, I'd be tossing and turning, knowing I'm alive -- because I let my friend die."
• (Brad Pitt) "Augh. I'm not responsible for this mess. And I didn't ask Proteus to put his neck on the line for me."
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "Look, clearly I can't appeal to your honour. But I have other ways of convincing you."
• (Brad Pitt) "Really? Uh -- Just how do you expect to do that?"
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "By speaking your language."
• (Brad Pitt) "Keep talking."
• (Brad Pitt) "Yup, this'll do. But; not for first class."

• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "Honestly you are the most boarish pig headed man I have ever met."
• (Brad Pitt) "Hey Lady. I've seen the high born boys your type hangs out with ha -- and I'm the only man you've ever met."

Adriano Giannini as Rat

• (Adriano Giannini) "You know, you really ought to be a little more courteous."
• (Brad Pitt) "Oh, Great. Now I'm getting etiquette lessons from a bilge rat."

Dennis Haysbert as Kale

• (Dennis Haysbert) "What happened down there?"
• (Brad Pitt) "You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
• (Dennis Haysbert) "Try me."
• (Brad Pitt) "Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of discord? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place."

• (Dennis Haysbert) "Fiji?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Think of the beaches."
• (Dennis Haysbert) "Beautiful; if you like mosquitoes."
• (Brad Pitt) "Think of the sun."
• (Dennis Haysbert) "It's monsoon season."
• (Brad Pitt) "The women, then."
• (Dennis Haysbert) "They're cannibals there."
• (Brad Pitt) "Exactly."

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